The humorist wrote back: "Yes, rheumatism and Saint Vitus's dance."

The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, of Boston, son of Ralph Waldo Emerson,

recently made a trip through the South, and one Sunday attended a

meeting in a colored church. The preacher was a white man, however, a

white man whose first name was George, and evidently a prime favorite

with the colored brethren. When the service was over Dr. Emerson walked

home behind two members of the congregation, and overheard this

conversation: "Massa George am a mos' pow'ful preacher." "He am dat."

"He's mos's pow'ful as Abraham Lincoln." "Huh! He's mo' pow'ful dan

Lincoln." "He's mos' 's pow'ful as George Washin'ton." "Huh! He's mo'

pow'ful dan Washin'ton." "Massa George ain't quite as pow'ful as God."

"N-n-o, not quite. But he's a young man yet."

Is it possible your pragmatical worship should not know that the

comparisons made between wit and wit, courage and courage, beauty and

beauty, birth and birth, are always odious and ill taken?--_Cervantes_.

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