AUTHORS

The following is a recipe for an author:

Take the usual number of fingers,

Add paper, manila or white,

A typewriter, plenty of postage

And something or other to write.

--_Life_.

Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's _bon mots_ exclaimed: "Oh,

Jimmy; I wish I had said that!" "Never mind, dear Oscar," was the

rejoinder, "you will!"

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