ATTENTION

The supervisor of a school was trying to prove that children are lacking

in observation.

To the children he said, "Now, children, tell me a number to put on the

board."

Some child said, "Thirty-six." The supervisor wrote sixty-three.

He asked for another number, and seventy-six was given. He wrote

sixty-seven.

When a third number was asked, a child who apparently had paid no

attention called out:

"Theventy-theven. Change _that_ you thucker!"

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