AN IMITATION PATRIOT SHOWN UP

My last experience with Dan Rice when he was in the circus business was

at Elkhart, Ind. It was a very stormy day during the war. The weather

was too windy to permit the hoisting of the usual flags, and one

pompous young fellow, inflated with conceit, appointed himself a

committee and visited Dan, demanding that the flags be hoisted. He

charged that Dan had made secession speeches in the South. With an ugly

mob at his heels the fellow declared that if the flags were not hoisted

he would burn the whole outfit. Dan truthfully told the crowd that he

had already erected, at Girard, Pa., a monument to the Union soldiers;

that he owned more flags than the whole city of Elkhart, and that he

would show them if they desired; but he absolutely refused to hoist a

stitch of bunting upon such a demand. Threats and arguments were alike

powerless to move him from his stand. I thought him rather foolish, in

those exciting times, and there appeared to me great danger in his

action.

Dan, however, mastered the situation. He publicly announced that at the

night show he would give a full history of the leader of the mob, and

did so with a vengeance. He had learned by careful inquiries something

of the character of this fellow, who was a cashier in a bank, and at

the evening performance, and in the actual presence of the man and his

associates, Dan mounted a stool and gave his enemy such a verbal

castigation as few persons have ever received. As he progressed in his

speech he waxed eloquent, and in a marvelously deep, clear and

penetrating voice pictured the vices and foibles of this "patriotic"

cashier, until the audience was ready to mob the man. Suddenly a rush

was made to where he had been sitting. But he was gone and the eloquent

showman was a complete victor.

That night I roomed at the hotel where Rice was stopping, and in the

morning he accompanied me to the depot, to see me off for my home in

the West. While waiting there the cashier appeared and begged Dan to

retract his assertions of the night before, declaring that otherwise he

would be run out of town. Dan replied that if he did not immediately

leave him he would receive the worst thrashing of his life--and Dan

would have kept his word, to the letter, had not the fellow beat a

quick retreat. I saw Rice but once after that time, but always regarded

him as a prince of the circus ring.

At one time we started our show through Kentucky, where we did a

splendid business. On this journey through the South our horses were

all caught in a fire and so charred and burned that we had to shoot

many of them. In Mississippi we were greatly troubled and delayed by

the muddy roads. We were three days going a distance of only eighteen

miles. At one point, where there was only one house, our tent was

delayed on account of the deep mud, and we were forced to show without

it, putting up the seats in the form of a circle, thus making a ring in

which the performance was given. The people could see the performance

without paying, but nearly all of them had principle enough to pay. A

few ruffians, however, began abusing the showmen, and a genuine fight

ensued, which was a repetition of most of the others, and some of the

toughs were badly hurt. Our men had all gone to the farmhouse to bed,

and I was alone on the grounds to look after my property, when, after

midnight, a crowd began to gather and suddenly surrounded me, shoving

the muzzles of their pistols and guns in my face. This crowd hung about

until daylight, and I pleaded so heartily that they did not shoot. The

fact that I was then little more than a boy in years was, I think, the

only reason I was not instantly shot by the ruffians.

When our company began to gather in the morning these ruffians left,

but I shall never forget that night sitting there surrounded by a

half-drunken mob, in a drizzling fall of rain. I was completely

exhausted and half frozen, and never before nor since was I so glad to

see daylight come.

This trip led us through Georgia, Alabama, Florida and North Carolina.

In those States we frequently traveled at night, and sometimes all

night, illuminating our way by setting fire to the patches of gum on

the pine trees at the spots where they had been "blazed" for their sap.

In the mountains of North Carolina we encountered the "clay eaters." I

was assured that they subsisted to a great extent upon a certain kind

of clay which appears to be able to sustain life. The reader can

imagine the character and intelligence of these beings. There was also,

in a certain region, a strange people who held regular monthly fairs

where they met to barter. They were said to be descendants of a certain

Scottish clan, who, when they first came to this country, were fairly

well civilized, but instead of settling in the fertile soils and

lowlands, took up their homes in the mountains, because the latter

reminded them of their native country. Here they became more and more

isolated until, at length, they were governed solely by their own

outlandish laws and customs, knowing nothing of the usages of

civilization. Outside of the clay-eating districts these mountain

people grew to an enormous stature and possessed great strength. I

found them very hospitable, always treating their guests with marked

kindness.

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