[Footnote 22: Sir Robert Filmer, the political writer who suffered for

his adhesion to the cause of Charles I. His chief work was published

after his death in 1680. It is entitled, "Patriarcha," and defends the

patriarchal theory of government against the social-compact theory of

Hobbes. Locke vigorously attacked it in his "Two Treatises on

Government" published in 1690.

Jean Bodin, who died in 1596, wrote the "Livres de la Republique," a

remarkable collection of information and speculation on the theoretical

basis of political government. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 23: Molesworth's estate in Yorkshire was at Edlington, near

Tickhill. [T.S.]]

LETTER VII.

AN HUMBLE ADDRESS TO BOTH HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT.

BY M.B. DRAPIER.

"Multa gemens ignominiam Plagasque superbi Victoris.--"

[VIRGIL, _Georg. III._, 226-7.]

NOTE.

This letter was published in the fourth volume of the collected edition

of Swift's Works, issued by Faulkner, in Dublin, in 1735. It is there

stated that it was written "before the Lord Carteret came over, and soon

after the fourth Drapier's letter." If Faulkner be correct, and he

probably is, the subject matter of the letter shows that it was not to

be printed until after the agitation had subsided. The letter is in an

entirely different spirit from the other letters, and deals with

suggestions and methods of action for a general righting of the wrongs

under which Ireland was suffering. In matter as well as in manner it is

not a continuation of the contest against Wood, but an effort to send

the people along paths which would lead to their general welfare and

prosperity. As such it properly concludes the Drapier series.

The text of the letter here printed is that of Faulkner collated with

that given in the fifth volume of "Miscellanies," issued in London in.

1735.

[T.S.]

LETTER VII.

AN HUMBLE ADDRESS TO BOTH HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT.

I have been told, that petitions and addresses, either to King or

Parliament, are the right of every subject; providing they consist with

that respect, which is due to princes and great assemblies. Neither do I

remember, that the modest proposals, or opinions of private men, have

been ill-received, when they have not been delivered in the style of

advice; which is a presumption far from my thoughts. However, if

proposals should be looked upon as too assuming; yet I hope, every man

may be suffered to declare his own and the nation's wishes. For

instance; I may be allowed to wish, that some further laws were enacted

for the advancement of trade, for the improvement of agriculture, now

strangely neglected, against the maxim of all wise nations: For

supplying the manifest defects in the acts concerning plantation of

trees: For setting the poor to work, and many others.

Upon this principle, I may venture to affirm; it is the hearty wish of

the whole nation, very few excepted; that the Parliament in this session

would begin by strictly examining into the detestable fraud of one

William Wood, now or late of London, hardwareman; who illegally and

clandestinely, as appears by your own votes and addresses, procured a

patent in England, for coining halfpence in that kingdom, to be current

here. This, I say, is the wish of the whole nation, very few excepted;

and upon account of those few, is more strongly and justly the wish of

the rest: Those few consisting either of Wood's confederates, some

obscure tradesmen, or certain bold UNDERTAKERS[1] of weak judgment, and

strong ambition; who think to find their accounts in the ruin of the

nation, by securing or advancing themselves. And, because such men

proceed upon a system of politics, to which I would fain hope you will

be always utter strangers, I shall humbly lay it before you.

[Footnote 1: This was a phrase used in the time of Charles II. to

express those dashing ministers who obtained power by undertaking to

carry through particular favourite measures of the crown. But the Dean

applies it with his usual studied ambiguity, so that it may be explained

as meaning schemers or projectors in general. [S.]]

Be pleased to suppose me in a station of fifteen hundred pounds a year,

salary and perquisites; and likewise possessed of 800_l_. a year, real

estate. Then, suppose a destructive project to be set on foot; such, for

instance, as this of Wood; which if it succeed, in all the consequences

naturally to be expected from it, must sink the rents and wealth of the

kingdom one half, (although I am confident, it would have done so

five-sixths.) Suppose, I conceive that the countenancing, or privately

supporting this project, will please those by whom I expect to be

preserved, or higher exalted. Nothing then remains, but to compute and

balance my gain and my loss, and sum up the whole. I suppose that I

shall keep my employment ten years, (not to mention the fair chance of a

better.) This at 1500_l_. a year, amounts, in ten years, to 15,000_l_.

My estate, by the success of the said project, sinks 400_l_. a year;

which at twenty years' purchase, is but 8000_l_. so that I am a clean

gainer of 7000_l_. upon the balance. And during all that period, I am

possessed of power and credit, can gratify my favourites, and take

vengeance of mine enemies. And if the project miscarry, my private merit

is still entire. This arithmetic, as horrible as it appears, I knowingly

affirm to have been practised, and applied in conjunctures, whereon

depended the ruin or safety of a nation: Although, probably the charity

and virtue of a senate, will hardly be induced to believe, that there

can be such monsters among mankind. And yet, the wise Lord Bacon

mentions a sort of people, (I doubt the race is not yet extinct) who

would "set a house on fire, for the convenience of roasting their own

eggs at the flame."

But whoever is old enough to remember, and hath turned his thoughts to

observe the course of public affairs in this kingdom, from the time of

the Revolution; must acknowledge, that the highest points of interest

and liberty, have been often sacrificed to the avarice and ambition of

particular persons, upon the very principles and arithmetic that I have

supposed: The only wonder is, how these artists were able to prevail

upon numbers; and influence even public assemblies to become instruments

for effecting their execrable designs.

It is, I think, in all conscience, latitude enough for vice, if a man in

station be allowed to act injustice, upon the usual principles of

getting a bribe, wreaking his malice, serving his party, or consulting

his preferment; while his wickedness terminates in the ruin only of

particular persons: But, to deliver up our whole country, and every

living soul who inhabits it, to certain destruction; hath not, as I

remember, been permitted by the most favourable casuists on the side of

corruption. It were far better, that all who have had the misfortune to

be born in this kingdom, should be rendered incapable of holding any

employment whatsoever, above the degree of a constable, (according to

the scheme and intention of a great minister[2] _gone to his own

place_)than to live under the daily apprehension of a few false brethren

among ourselves. Because, in the former case we should be wholly free

from the danger of being betrayed; since none could then have impudence

enough to pretend any public good.

[Footnote 2: The Earl of Sunderland. See note on p. 377 of vol. _v._ of

present edition. [T.S.]]

It is true, that in this desperate affair of the new halfpence, I have

not heard of any man above my own degree of a shopkeeper, to have been

hitherto so bold, as, in direct terms, to vindicate the fatal project;

although I have been told of some very mollifying expressions which were

used, and very gentle expedients proposed and handed about, when it

first came under debate: But, since the eyes of the people have been so

far opened, that the most ignorant can plainly see their own ruin, in

the success of Wood's attempt; these grand compounders have been more

cautious.[3]

[Footnote 3: Alluding to Walpole's overture for reducing the amount to

be coined to £40,000. [T.S.]]

But that the same spirit still subsists, hath manifestly appeared (among

other instances of great compliance) from certain circumstances, that

have attended some late proceedings in a court of judicature. There is

not any commonplace more frequently insisted on, by those who treat of

our constitution, than the great happiness and excellency of trials by

juries; yet if this blessed part of our law be eludible at pleasure, by

the force of power, frowns, and artifice; we shall have little reason to

boast of our advantage, in this particular, over other states or

kingdoms in Europe. And surely, these high proceedings, exercised in a

point that so nearly concerned the life-blood of the people, their

necessary subsistence, their very food and raiment, and even the public

peace; will not allow any favourable appearance; because it was obvious,

that so much superabundant zeal could have no other design, or produce

any other effect, than to damp that spirit raised in the nation against

this accursed scheme of William Wood, and his abettors; to which spirit

alone, we owe, and for ever must owe, our being hitherto preserved, and

our hopes of being preserved for the future; if it can be kept up, and

strongly countenanced by your wise assemblies. I wish I could account

for such a demeanour upon a more charitable foundation, than that of

putting our interest in over balance with the ruin of our country.

I remember some months ago, when this affair was fresh in discourse; a

person near allied to SOMEBODY, or (as the hawkers called him) NOBODY,

who was thought deeply concerned, went about very diligently among his

acquaintance, to shew the bad consequences that might follow from any

public resentment to the disadvantage of his ally Mr. Wood; principally

alleging the danger of all employments being disposed of from England.

One of these emissaries came to me, and urged the same topic: I

answered, naturally, that I knew there was no office of any kind, which

a man from England might not have, if he thought it worth his asking;

and that I looked upon all who had the disadvantage of being born here,

as only in the condition of leasers and gleaners. Neither could I

forbear mentioning the known fable of the countryman, who entreated his

ass to fly for fear of being taken by the enemy; but the ass refused to

give himself that trouble; and upon a very wise reason, because he could

not possibly change his present master for a worse: The enemy could not

make him fare harder; beat him more cruelly; nor load him with heavier

burthens.

Upon these, and many other considerations, I may affirm it to be the

wish of the whole nation, that the power and privileges of juries were

declared, ascertained, and confirmed by the legislature; and that

whoever hath been manifestly known to violate them, might be stigmatized

by public censure; not from any hope that such a censure will amend

their practices, or hurt their interest, (for it may probably operate

quite contrary in both:) but that the nation may know their enemies from

their friends.

I say not this with any regard or view to myself; for I write in great

security; and am resolved that none shall merit at my expense further

than by shewing their zeal to discover, prosecute, and condemn me, for

endeavouring to do my duty in serving my country: And yet I am conscious

to myself that I never had the least intention to reflect on His

Majesty's ministers, nor on any other person, except William Wood, whom

I neither did, nor do yet conceive to be of that number. However, some

would have it, that I went too far; but I suppose they will now allow

themselves mistaken. I am sure I might easily have gone further; and I

think I could not easily have fared worse. And therefore I was no

further affected with their proclamation, and subsequent proceedings,

than a good clergyman is with the sins of the people. And as to the poor

printer, he is now gone to appear before a higher, and before a

righteous tribunal.

As my intention is only to lay before your great assemblies, the general

wishes of the nation; and as I have already declared it our principal

wish that your first proceeding would be to examine into the pernicious

fraud of William Wood; so I must add, as the universal opinion, that all

schemes of commutation, composition, and the like expedients, either

avowed or implied, will be of the most pernicious consequences to the

public; against the dignity of a free kingdom; and prove an

encouragement to future adventurers in the same destructive projects.

For, it is a maxim, which no man at present disputes, that even a

connivance to admit one thousand pounds in these halfpence, will

produce, in time, the same ruinous effects, as if we openly consented to

admit a million. It were, therefore, infinitely more safe and eligible,

to leave things in the doubtful, melancholy state they are at present,

(which, however, God forbid) and trust entirely to the general aversion

of our people against this coin; using all honest endeavours to

preserve, continue, and increase that aversion, than submit to apply

those palliatives which weak, perfidious, or abject politicians, are,

upon all occasions, and in all diseases, so ready to administer.

In the small compass of my reading, (which, however, hath been more

extensive than is usual to men of my inferior calling) I have observed

that grievances have always preceded supplies; and if ever grievances

had a title to such a pre-eminence, it must be this of Wood; because it

is not only the greatest grievance that any country could suffer, but a

grievance of such a kind that, if it should take effect, would make it

impossible for us to give any supplies at all; except in adulterate

copper; unless a tax were laid for paying the civil and military lists,

and the large pensions, with real commodities instead of money; which,

however, might be liable to some few objections as well as difficulties:

For although the common soldiers might be content with beef and mutton,

and wool, and malt, and leather; yet I am in some doubt as to the

generals, the colonels, the numerous pensioners, the civil officers, and

others, who all live in England upon Irish pay; as well as those few who

reside among us only because they cannot help it.

There is one particular, which although I have mentioned more than once

in some of my former papers, yet I cannot forbear to repeat, and a

little enlarge upon it; because I do not remember to have read or heard

of the like in the history of any age or country; neither do I ever

reflect upon it without the utmost astonishment.

After the unanimous addresses to his Sacred Majesty, against this patent

of Wood, from both Houses of Parliament, which are the three estates of

the kingdom; and likewise an address from the Privy-council, to whom,

under the chief governors, the whole administration is entrusted; the

matter is referred to a committee of council in London. Wood, and his

adherents, are heard on one side; and a few volunteers, without any

trust or direction from hence, on the other. The question (as I

remember) chiefly turned upon the want of halfpence in Ireland:

Witnesses are called on the behalf of Wood (of what credit I have

formerly shewn :) Upon the issue the patent is found good and legal; all

His Majesty's officers here, (not excepting the military) commanded to

be aiding and assisting to make it effectual. The addresses of both

Houses of Parliament, of the Privy-council; and of the city of Dublin:

The declarations of most counties and corporations through the kingdom,

are altogether laid aside, as of no weight, consequence, or

consideration whatsoever: And the whole kingdom of Ireland nonsuited, in

default of appearance; as if it were a private cause between John Doe,

plaintiff, and William Roe, defendant.

With great respect to those-honourable persons, the committee of council

in London, I have not understood them to be our governors, councillors,

or judges. Neither did our case turn at all upon the question, whether

Ireland wanted halfpence or no. For there is no doubt, but we do want

both halfpence, gold, and silver; and we have numberless other wants,

and some that we are not so much as allowed to name; although they are

peculiar to this nation; to which no other is subject, whom God hath

blessed with religion and laws, or any degree of soil and sunshine: But,

for what demerits on our side, I am altogether in the dark.

But, I do not remember, that our want of halfpence was either affirmed,

or denied in any of our addresses or declarations, against those of

Wood: We alleged, the fraudulent obtaining and executing his patent, the

baseness of his metal, the prodigious sum to be coined, which might be

increased by stealth, from foreign importation and his own counterfeits,

as well as those at home; whereby we must infallibly lose all our little

gold and silver, and all our poor remainder of a very limited and

discouraged trade: We urged, that the patent was passed without the

least reference hither; and without mention of any security given by

Wood, to receive his own halfpence upon demand; both which are contrary

to all former proceedings in the like cases. These, and many other

arguments we offered; but still the patent went on, and at this day our

ruin would have been half completed; if God, in His mercy, had not

raised an universal detestation of these halfpence, in the whole

kingdom; with a firm resolution never to receive them; since we are not

under obligations to do so by any law, either human or divine.

But, in the Name of God, and of all justice and piety; when the King's

Majesty was pleased that this patent should pass; is it not to be

understood, that he conceived, believed, and intended it as a gracious

act, for the good and benefit of his subjects, for the advantage of a

great and fruitful kingdom; of the most loyal kingdom upon earth, where

no hand or voice was ever lifted up against him; a kingdom where the

passage is not of three hours from Britain; and a kingdom where Papists

have less power, and less land, than in England? Can it be denied, or

doubted, that His Majesty's ministers understood and proposed the same

end, the good of this nation, when they advised the passing this patent?

Can the person of Wood be otherwise regarded, than as the instrument,

the mechanic, the head-workman, to prepare his furnace, his fuel, his

metal, and his stamps? If I employ a shoe-boy, is it in view to his

advantage, or to my own convenience? I mention the person of William

Wood alone, because no other appears, and we are not to reason upon

surmises; neither would it avail, if they had a real foundation.

Allowing therefore, (for we cannot do less) that this patent, for the

coining of halfpence, was wholly intended, by a gracious king, and a

wise public-spirited ministry, for the advantage of Ireland; yet when

the whole kingdom to a man, for whose good the patent was designed, do,

upon maturest consideration, universally join, in openly declaring,

protesting, addressing, petitioning, against these halfpence, as the

most ruinous project that ever was set on foot, to complete the slavery

and destruction of a poor innocent country: Is it, was it, can it, or

will it ever be a question, not whether such a kingdom, or William Wood,

should be a gainer; but whether such a kingdom should be wholly undone,

destroyed, sunk, depopulated, made a scene of misery and desolation, for

the sake of William Wood? God, of His infinite mercy, avert this

dreadful judgment; and it is our universal wish, that God would put it

into your hearts to be His instruments for so good a work.

For my own part, who am but one man, of obscure condition, I do solemnly

declare, in the presence of Almighty God, that I will suffer the most

ignominious and torturing death, rather than submit to receive this

accursed coin, or any other that shall be liable to the same objections,

until they shall be forced upon me, by a law of my own country; and if

that shall ever happen, I will transport myself into some foreign land,

and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.

Am I legally punishable for these expressions? Shall another

proclamation issue against me, because I presume to take my country's

part against William Wood; where her final destruction is intended? But,

whenever you shall please to impose silence upon me, I will submit;

because, I look upon your unanimous voice to be the voice of the nation;

and this I have been taught, and do believe to be, in some manner, the

voice of God.

The great ignominy of a whole kingdom, lying so long at mercy, under so

vile an adversary, is such a deplorable aggravation, that the utmost

expressions of shame and rage, are too low to set it forth; and

therefore, I shall leave it to receive such a resentment, as is worthy

of a parliament.

It is likewise our universal wish, that His Majesty would grant liberty

to coin halfpence in this kingdom, for our own use; under such

restrictions as a parliament here shall advise: Since the power of

coining even gold and silver, is possessed by every petty prince abroad;

and was always practised by Scotland, to the very time of the Union; yet

surely Scotland, as to soil, climate, and extent, is not, in itself, a

fourth part the value of Ireland; (for Bishop Burnet says, it is not

above a fortieth part in value, to the rest of Britain) and with respect

to the profit that England gains from hence, not the forty thousandth

part. Although I must confess, that a mote in the eye, or a thorn in the

side, is more dangerous and painful than a beam, or a spike at a

distance.

The histories of England, and of most other countries, abound in

relating the miserable, and sometimes the most tragical effects, from

the abuses of coin; by debasing the metal, by lessening, or enhancing

the value upon occasions, to the public loss; of which we have an

example, within our own memory in England, and another very lately in

France. It is the tenderest point of government, affecting every

individual, in the highest degree. When the value of money is arbitrary,

or unsettled; no man can well be said to have any property at all; nor

is any wound so suddenly felt, so hardly cured, or that leaves such deep

and lasting scars behind it.

I conceive this poor unhappy island, to have a title to some indulgence

from England; not only upon the score of Christianity, natural equity,

and the general rights of mankind; but chiefly on account of that

immense profit they receive from us; without which, that kingdom would

make a very different figure in Europe, from what it doth at present.

The rents of land in Ireland, since they have been of late so enormously

raised, and screwed up, may be computed to about two millions; whereof

one-third part, at least, is directly transmitted to those, who are

perpetual absentees in England; as I find by a computation made with the

assistance of several skilful gentlemen.

The other articles by which we are altogether losers, and England a

gainer; we found to amount to almost as much more. I will only set down

as many heads of them as I can remember; and leave them to the

consideration of those, who understand accounts better than I pretend to

do.

The occasional absentees, for business, health, or diversion.

Three-fourths of the revenue of the chief governor, during his absence;

which is usually four-fifths of his government.

The whole revenue of the post-office.

The numerous pensions paid to persons in England.

The pay of the chief officers of the army absent in England, which is a

great sum.

Four commissioners of the revenue, always absent.

Civil employments very numerous, and of great income.

The vast charge of appeals to the House of Lords, and to the Court of

Delegates.

Students at the Inns of Court, and the two Universities.

Eighty thousand pounds sent yearly to England, for coals; whereof the

prime cost is nothing; and therefore, the profit wholly theirs.

One hundred thousand pounds paid several years past, for corn sent over

hither from England; the effect of our own great wisdom in discouraging

agriculture.

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