Whether I were mistaken, or went too far in examining the dependency

must be left to the impartial judgment of the world, as well as to the

courts of judicature, although indeed not in so effectual and decisive

a manner. But to affirm, as I hear some do, in order to countenance a

fearful and servile spirit, that this point did not belong to my

subject, is a false and foolish objection. There were several scandalous

reports industriously spread by Wood and his accomplices to discourage

all opposition against his infamous project. They gave it out that we

were prepared for a rebellion, that we disputed the King's prerogative,

and were shaking off our dependency. The first went so far, and obtained

so much belief against the most visible demonstrations to the contrary,

that a great person of this kingdom, now in England, sent over such an

account of it to his friends, as would make any good subject both grieve

and tremble. I thought it therefore necessary to treat that calumny as

it deserved. Then I proved by an invincible argument that we could have

no intention to dispute His Majesty's prerogative, because the

prerogative was not concerned in the question, the civilians and lawyers

of all nations agreeing that copper is not money. And lastly to clear us

from the imputation of shaking off our dependency, I shewed wherein as I

thought this dependency consisted, and cited the statute above mentioned

made in Ireland, by which it is enacted, that "whoever is King of

England shall be King of Ireland," and that the two kingdoms shall be

"for ever knit together under one King." This, as I conceived, did

wholly acquit us of intending to break our dependency, because it was

altogether out of our power, for surely no King of England will ever

consent to the repeal of that statute.

But upon this article I am charged with a heavier accusation. It is said

I went too far, when I declared, that "if ever the Pretender should come

to be fixed upon the throne of England (which God forbid) I would so far

venture to transgress this statute, that I would lose the last drop of

my blood before I would submit to him as King of Ireland."

This I hear on all sides, is the strongest and weightiest objection

against me, and which hath given the most offence; that I should be so

bold to declare against a direct statute, and that any motive how strong

soever, could make me reject a King whom England should receive. Now if

in defending myself from this accusation I should freely confess, that I

"went too far," that "the expression was very indiscreet, although

occasioned by my zeal for His present Majesty and his Protestant line in

the House of Hanover," that "I shall be careful never to offend again in

the like kind." And that "I hope this free acknowledgment and sorrow for

my error, will be some atonement and a little soften the hearts of my

powerful adversaries." I say if I should offer such a defence as this, I

do not doubt but some people would wrest it to an ill meaning by some

spiteful interpretation, and therefore since I cannot think of any other

answer, which that paragraph can admit, I will leave it to the mercy of

every candid reader.

I will now venture to tell your lordship a secret, wherein I fear you

are too deeply concerned You will therefore please to know that this

habit of writing and discoursing, wherein I unfortunately differ from

almost the whole kingdom, and am apt to grate the ears of more than I

could wish, was acquired during my apprenticeship in London, and a long

residence there after I had set up for myself. Upon my return and

settlement here, I thought I had only changed one country of freedom for

another. I had been long conversing with the writings of your

lordship,[12] Mr. Locke, Mr. Molineaux,[13] Colonel Sidney[14] and other

dangerous authors, who talk of "liberty as a blessing, to which the

whole race of mankind hath an original title, whereof nothing but

unlawful force can divest them." I knew a good deal of the several

Gothic institutions in Europe, and by what incidents and events they

came to be destroyed; and I ever thought it the most uncontrolled and

universally agreed maxim, that _freedom_ consists in a people being

governed by laws made with their own consent; and _slavery_ in the

contrary. I have been likewise told, and believe it to be true, that

_liberty_ and _property_ are words of known use and signification in

this kingdom, and that the very lawyers pretend to understand, and have

them often in their mouths. These were the errors which have misled me,

and to which alone I must impute the severe treatment I have received.

But I shall in time grow wiser, and learn to consider my driver, the

road I am in, and with whom I am yoked. This I will venture to say, that

the boldest and most obnoxious words I ever delivered, would in England

have only exposed me as a stupid fool, who went to prove that the sun

shone in a clear summer's day; and I have witnesses ready to depose that

your lordship hath said and writ fifty times worse, and what is still an

aggravation, with infinitely more wit and learning, and stronger

arguments, so that as politics run, I do not know a person of more

exceptionable principles than yourself; and if ever I shall be

discovered, I think you will be bound in honour to pay my fine and

support me in prison; or else I may chance to inform against you by way

of reprisal.[15]

[Footnote 12: See note _ante_, p. 161. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 13: William Molyneux (1656-1698), the correspondent of John

Flamsteed and Locke. His "Dioptrica Nova" contains a warm appreciation

of Locke's "Essay on the Human Understanding." He died in October, 1698,

but in the early part of this year, he published his famous inquiry into

the effect of English legislation on Irish manufactures. The work was

entitled, "The Case of Ireland's being bound by Acts of Parliament in

England stated," and its publication made a great stir both in England

and in Ireland. Molyneux attempted to show that the Irish Parliament was

independent of the English Parliament. His book was reported by a

Committee of the House of Commons, on June 22nd, 1698, to be "of

dangerous consequence to the Crown and Parliament of England," but the

matter went no further than embodying this resolution of the committee

in an address to the King. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 14: Algernon Sidney (1622-1682), the author of the well known

"Discourses concerning Government," and the famous republican of the

Cromwellian and Restoration years, was the second surviving son of the

second Earl of Leicester His career as soldier, statesman, agitator,

ambassador and author, forms an interesting and even fascinating chapter

of the story of this interesting period of English history. He was tried

for treason before Jeffreys, and in spite of a most excellent defence,

sentenced to death. His execution took place on December 7th, 1682. [T.

S.]]

[Footnote 15: A writer, signing himself M.M., replying to this letter of

Swift's in a broadside entitled, "Seasonable Advice to M.B. Drapier,

Occasioned by his Letter to the R--t. Hon. the Lord Visct. Molesworth,"

actually takes this paragraph to mean that Swift intended seriously to

turn informer: "Now sir, some people are of opinion that you carried

this too far, inasmuch as you become a precedent to informers: others

think that you intimate to his lordship, the miserable circumstance you

are in by the menaces of the prentice to whom you dictate; they conceive

your declaring to inform, if not fee'd, to the contrary, signifies your

said prentice on the last occasion to swear, if you don't forthwith

deliver him his indentures, and half of your stock to set up trade with,

he will inform against you, bring you to justice, be dismissed by law,

and get the promised £300 to begin trade with; how near these

conceptions be to truth I can't tell; but I know people think that word

_inform_ unseasonable. . . ." [T.S.]]

In the meantime, I beg your lordship to receive my confession, that if

there be any such thing as a dependency of Ireland upon England,

otherwise than as I have explained it, either by the law of God, of

nature, of reason, of nations, or of the land (which I shall never

hereafter contest,) then was the proclamation against me, the most

merciful that ever was put out, and instead of accusing me as malicious,

wicked and seditious, it might have been directly as guilty of high

treason.

All I desire is, that the cause of my country against Mr. Wood may not

suffer by any inadvertency of mine; Whether Ireland depends upon

England, or only upon God, the King and the law, I hope no man will

assert that it depends upon Mr. Wood. I should be heartily sorry that

this commendable resentment against me should accidentally (and I hope,

what was never intended) strike a damp upon that spirit in all ranks and

corporations of men against the desperate and ruinous design of Mr.

Wood. Let my countrymen blot out those parts in my last letter which

they dislike, and let no rust remain on my sword to cure the wounds I

have given to our most mortal enemy. When Sir Charles Sidley[16] was

taking the oaths, where several things were to be renounced, he said "he

loved renouncing," asked "if any more were to be renounced, for he was

ready to renounce as much as they pleased." Although I am not so

thorough a renouncer; yet let me have but good city security against

this pestilent coinage, and I shall be ready not only to renounce every

syllable in all my four letters, but to deliver them cheerfully with my

own hands into those of the common hangman, to be burnt with no better

company than the coiner's _effigies,_ if any part of it hath escaped out

of the secular hands of the rabble.

[Footnote 16: This must be Sir Charles Sedley (properly Sidley), the

famous wit and dramatist of Charles II.'s reign. In his reprint of 1735,

Faulkner prints the name "Sidley," though the original twopenny tract

and the "Hibernian Patriot" print it as "Sidney." Sir W. Scott corrects

it to "Sedley." [T.S.]]

But whatever the sentiments of some people may be, I think it is agreed

that many of those who subscribed against me, are on the side of a vast

majority in the kingdom who opposed Mr. Wood; and it was with great

satisfaction that I observed some right honourable names very amicably

joined with my own at the bottom of a strong declaration against him and

his coin. But if the admission of it among us be already determined the

worthy person who is to betray me ought in prudence to do it with all

convenient speed, or else it may be difficult to find three hundred

pounds in sterling for the discharge of his hire; when the public shall

have lost five hundred thousand, if there be so much in the nation;

besides four-fifths of its annual income for ever.

I am told by lawyers, that in all quarrels between man and man, it is of

much weight, which of them gave the first provocation or struck the

first blow. It is manifest that Mr. Wood hath done both, and therefore I

should humbly propose to have him first hanged and his dross thrown into

the sea; after which the Drapier will be ready to stand his trial. "It

must needs be that offences come, but woe unto him by whom the offence

cometh." If Mr. Wood had held his hand every body else would have held

their tongues, and then there would have been little need of pamphlets,

juries, or proclamations upon this occasion. The provocation must needs

have been great, which could stir up an obscure indolent Drapier to

become an author. One would almost think the very stones in the street

would rise up in such a cause: And I am not sure they will not do so

against Mr. Wood if ever he comes within their reach. It is a known

story of the dumb boy, whose tongue forced a passage for speech by the

horror of seeing a dagger at his father's throat. This may lessen the

wonder that a tradesman hid in privacy and silence should cry out when

the life and being of his political mother are attempted before his

face, and by so infamous a hand.

But in the meantime, Mr. Wood the destroyer of a kingdom walks about in

triumph (unless it be true that he is in jail for debt) while he who

endeavoured to assert the liberty of his country is forced to hide his

head for occasionally dealing in a matter of controversy. However I am

not the first who hath been condemned to death for gaining a great

victory over a powerful enemy, by disobeying for once the strict orders

of military discipline.

I am now resolved to follow (after the usual proceeding of mankind,

because it is too late) the advice given me by a certain Dean. He shewed

the mistake I was in of trusting to the general good-will of the people,

"that I had succeeded hitherto better than could be expected, but that

some unfortunate circumstantial lapse would probably bring me within the

reach of power. That my good intentions would be no security against

those who watched every motion of my pen, in the bitterness of my soul."

He produced an instance of "a writer as innocent, as disinterested, and

as well meaning as myself, where the printer, who had the author in his

power, was prosecuted with the utmost zeal, the jury sent back nine

times, and the man given up to the mercy of the court."[17] The Dean

further observed "that I was in a manner left alone to stand the battle,

while others who had ten thousand times better talents than a Drapier,

were so prudent to lie still, and perhaps thought it no unpleasant

amusement to look on with safety, while another was giving them

diversion at the hazard of his liberty and fortune, and thought they

made a sufficient recompense by a little applause." Whereupon he

concluded with a short story of a Jew at Madrid, who being condemned to

the fire on account of his religion, a crowd of school-boys following

him to the stake, and apprehending they might lose their sport, if he

should happen to recant, would often clap him on the back, and cry,

"_Sta firme Moyse_ (Moses, continue steadfast)."

[Footnote 17: This was for the publication of "A Proposal for the

Universal Use of Irish Manufactures." [T.S.]]

I allow this gentleman's advice to have been good, and his observations

just, and in one respect my condition is worse than that of the Jew, for

no recantation will save me. However it should seem by some late

proceedings, that my state is not altogether deplorable. This I can

impute to nothing but the steadiness of two impartial grand juries,

which hath confirmed in me an opinion I have long entertained, that, as

philosophers say, "virtue is seated in the middle," so in another

sense, the little virtue left in the world is chiefly to be found among

the middle rank of mankind, who are neither allured out of her paths by

ambition, nor driven by poverty.

Since the proclamation occasioned by my last letter, and a due

preparation for proceeding against me in a court of justice, there have

been two printed papers clandestinely spread about, whereof no man is

able to trace the original further than by conjecture, which with its

usual charity lays them to my account. The former is entitled,

"Seasonable Advice,"[18] and appears to have been intended for

information of the grand jury, upon the supposition of a bill to be

prepared against that letter. The other[19] is an extract from a printed

book of Parliamentary Proceedings in the year 1680 containing an angry

resolution of the House of Commons in England against dissolving grand

juries. As to the former, your lordship will find it to be the work of a

more artful hand than that of a common Drapier. It hath been censured

for endeavouring to influence the minds of a jury, which ought to be

wholly free and unbiassed, and for that reason it is manifest that no

judge was ever known either upon or off the bench, either by himself or

his dependents, to use the least insinuation that might possibly affect

the passions or interests of any one single juryman, much less of a

whole jury; whereof every man must be convinced who will just give

himself the trouble to dip into the common printed trials; so as, it is

amazing to think, what a number of upright judges there have been in

both kingdoms for above sixty years past, which, considering how long

they held their offices during pleasure, as they still do among us, I

account next to a miracle.

[Footnote 18: See p. 123. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 19: See note on p. 127. [T.S.]]

As to the other paper I must confess it is a sharp censure of an English

House of Commons against dissolving grand juries by any judge before the

end of the term, assizes, or sessions, while matters are under their

consideration, and not presented; is arbitrary, illegal, destructive to

public justice, a manifest violation of his oath, and is a means to

subvert the fundamental laws of the kingdom.

However, the publisher seems to have been mistaken in what he aimed at.

For, whatever dependence there may be of Ireland upon England, I hope he

would not insinuate, that the proceedings of a lord chief justice in

Ireland must depend upon a resolution of an English House of Commons.

Besides, that resolution although it were levelled against a particular

lord chief justice, Sir William Scroggs,[20] yet the occasion was

directly contrary: For Scroggs dissolved the grand jury of London for

fear they should present, but ours in Dublin was dissolved because they

would not present, which wonderfully alters the case. And therefore a

second grand jury supplied that defect by making a presentment[21] that

hath pleased the whole kingdom. However I think it is agreed by all

parties, that both the one and the other jury behaved themselves in such

a manner, as ought to be remembered to their honour, while there shall

be any regard left among us for virtue or public spirit.

[Footnote 20: Sir William Scroggs (1623?-1683) was appointed Lord Chief

Justice of England on the removal of Sir Thomas Ramsford in 1678. One of

the eight articles of impeachment against Scroggs, in 1680, was for

illegally discharging the grand jury of Middlesex before the end of the

term. Although the articles of impeachment were carried to the House of

Lords in 1681, the proceedings went no farther than ordering him to find

bail and file his answer by a certain time. Scroggs was removed, on

account of his unpopularity, on April 11th, 1681. As a lawyer, Scroggs

has no great reputation; as a judge he must be classed with the

notorious Jeffreys. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 21: See Appendix No. V. [T.S.]]

I am confident your lordship will be of my sentiments in one thing, that

some short plain authentic tract might be published for the information

both of petty and grand juries, how far their power reacheth, and where

it is limited, and that a printed copy of such a treatise might be

deposited in every court, to be consulted by the jurymen before they

consider of their verdict; by which abundance of inconveniences would be

avoided, whereof innumerable instances might be produced from former

times, because I will say nothing of the present.

I have read somewhere of an eastern king who put a judge to death for an

iniquitous sentence, and ordered his hide to be stuffed into a cushion,

and placed upon the tribunal for the son to sit on, who was preferred to

his father's office. I fancy such a memorial might not have been

unuseful to a son of Sir William Scroggs, and that both he and his

successors would often wriggle in their seats as long as the cushion

lasted. I wish the relater had told us what number of such cushions

there might be in that country.

I cannot but observe to your lordship how nice and dangerous a point it

is grown for a private person to inform the people even in an affair

where the public interest and safety are so highly concerned as that of

Mr. Wood, and this in a country where loyalty is woven into the very

hearts of the people, seems a little extraordinary. Sir William Scroggs

was the first who introduced that commendable acuteness into the courts

of judicature; but how far this practice hath been imitated by his

successors or strained upon occasion, is out of my knowledge. When

pamphlets unpleasing to the ministry were presented as libels, he would

order the offensive paragraphs to be read before him, and said it was

strange that the judges and lawyers of the King's Bench should be duller

than all the people of England; and he was often so very happy in

applying the initial letters of names, and expounding dubious hints (the

two common expedients among writers of that class for escaping the law)

that he discovered much more than ever the authors intended, as many of

them or their printers found to their cost. If such methods are to be

followed in examining what I have already written or may write hereafter

upon the subject of Mr. Wood, I defy any man of fifty times my

understanding and caution to avoid being entrapped, unless he will be

content to write what none will read, by repeating over the old

arguments and computations, whereof the world is already grown weary. So

that my good friend Harding lies under this dilemma, either to let my

learned works hang for ever a drying upon his lines, or venture to

publish them at the hazard of being laid by the heels.

I need not tell your lordship where the difficulty lies. It is true, the

King and the laws permit us to refuse this coin of Mr. Wood, but at the

same time it is equally true, that the King and the laws permit us to

receive it. Now it is most certain the ministers in England do not

suppose the consequences of uttering that brass among us to be so

ruinous as we apprehend; because doubtless if they understood it in that

light, they are persons of too much honour and justice not to use their

credit with His Majesty for saving a most loyal kingdom from

destruction. But as long as it shall please those great persons to think

that coin will not be so very pernicious to us, we lie under the

disadvantage of being censured as obstinate in not complying with a

royal patent. Therefore nothing remains, but to make use of that liberty

which the King and the laws have left us, by continuing to refuse this

coin, and by frequent remembrances to keep up that spirit raised against

it, which otherwise may be apt to flag, and perhaps in time to sink

altogether. For, any public order against receiving or uttering Mr.

Wood's halfpence is not reasonably to be expected in this kingdom,

without directions from England, which I think nobody presumes, or is so

sanguine to hope.

But to confess the truth, my lord, I begin to grow weary of my office as

a writer, and could heartily wish it were devolved upon my brethren, the

makers of songs and ballads, who perhaps are the best qualified at

present to gather up the gleanings of this controversy. As to myself, it

hath been my misfortune to begin and pursue it upon a wrong foundation.

For having detected the frauds and falsehoods of this vile impostor Wood

in every part, I foolishly disdained to have recourse to whining,

lamenting, and crying for mercy, but rather chose to appeal to law and

liberty and the common rights of mankind, without considering the

climate I was in.

Since your last residence in Ireland, I frequently have taken my nag to

ride about your grounds, where I fancied myself to feel an air of

freedom breathing round me, and I am glad the low condition of a

tradesman did not qualify me to wait on you at your house, for then I am

afraid my writings would not have escaped severer censures. But I have

lately sold my nag, and honestly told his greatest fault, which was that

of snuffing up the air about Brackdenstown, whereby he became such a

lover of liberty, that I could scarce hold him in. I have likewise

buried at the bottom of a strong chest your lordship's writings under a

heap of others that treat of liberty, and spread over a layer or two of

Hobbes, Filmer, Bodin[22] and many more authors of that stamp, to be

readiest at hand whenever I shall be disposed to take up a new set of

principles in government. In the mean time I design quietly to look to

my shop, and keep as far out of your lordship's influence as possible;

and if you ever see any more of my writings upon this subject, I promise

you shall find them as innocent, as insipid and without a sting as what

I have now offered you. But if your lordship will please to give me an

easy lease of some part of your estate in Yorkshire,[23] thither will I

carry my chest and turning it upside down, resume my political reading

where I left it off; feed on plain homely fare, and live and die a free

honest English farmer: But not without regret for leaving my countrymen

under the dread of the brazen talons of Mr. Wood: My most loyal and

innocent countrymen, to whom I owe so much for their good opinion of me,

and of my poor endeavours to serve them,

I am

with the greatest respect,

My Lord

Your Lordship's most obedient

and most humble servant,

M.B.

From my shop

in St. Francis-Street,

Dec. 14.

1724.

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