The kind liberty granted us of wearing Indian stuffs, and calicoes, to

gratify the vanity and folly of our women; which, beside the profit to

England, is an unconceivable loss to us; forcing the weavers to beg in

our streets, or transport themselves to foreign countries.

The prodigious loss to us, and gain to England, by selling them all our

wool at their own rates; whereof the manufacture exceeds above ten times

the prime cost: A proceeding without example in the Christian or heathen

world.

Our own wool returned upon us, in English manufactures, to our infinite

shame and damage; and the great advantage of England.

The full profit of all our mines accruing to England; an effect of great

negligence and stupidity.

An affectation among us, of liking all kinds of goods made in England.

NOTE, Many of the above articles have been since particularly computed

by another writer, to whose treatise the reader is referred.[4]

[Footnote 4: The work referred to is "A List of the Absentees of

Ireland, and the yearly value of their estates and Incomes spent

abroad," by Thomas Prior, Esq. Prior was a native of Ireland and the

schoolfellow and life-long friend of Berkeley, the philosopher. In

concert with Samuel Madden and other friends, he founded, in 1731, the

Dublin Society for the Promotion of Agriculture, Manufactures, Arts and

Sciences. This society was the parent of the present Royal Dublin

Society. His "List of the Absentees of Ireland" was published in 1729.

He also issued "Observations on Coin" (1730), and "An Authentic

Narrative of the Success of Tar Water in Curing a great number and

variety of Distempers" (1746), to which Berkeley contributed. [T.S.]]

These and many other articles, which I cannot recollect at present, are

agreed by judicious men to amount to near seven hundred thousand pounds

_per ann_. clear profit to England. And, upon the whole, let any man

look into those authors who write upon the subject of commerce, he shall

find, that there is not one single article in the essentials, or

circumstances of trade, whereby a country can be a loser, which we do

not possess in the highest perfection; somewhat, in every particular,

that bears a kind of analogy to William Wood; and now the branches are

all cut off, he stands ready with his axe at the root.

Upon this subject of perpetual absentees, I have spent some time in very

insignificant reflections; and considering the usual motives of human

actions, which are pleasure, profit, and ambition, I cannot yet

comprehend how those persons find their account in any of the three. I

speak not of those English peers or gentlemen, who, beside their estates

at home, have possessions here; for, in that case, the matter is

desperate; but I mean those lords, and wealthy knights, or squires,

whose birth, and partly their education, and all their fortune (except

some trifle, and that in very few instances) are in this kingdom. I knew

many of them well enough, during several years, when I resided in

England; and truly I could not discover that the figure they made was,

by any means, a subject for envy; at least it gave me two very different

passions: For, excepting the advantage of going now and then to an

opera, or sometimes appearing behind a crowd at Court; or adding to the

ring of coaches in Hyde Park, or losing their money at the Chocolate

House; or getting news, votes, and minutes, about five days before us in

Dublin, I say, besides these, and a few other privileges of less

importance, their temptations to live in London, were beyond my

knowledge or conception. And I used to wonder, how a man of birth and

spirit, could endure to be wholly insignificant and obscure in a foreign

country, when he might live with lustre in his own; and even at less

than half that expense, which he strains himself to make, without

obtaining any one end; except that which happened to the frog when he

would needs contend for size with the ox. I have been told by scholars,

that Caesar said, he would rather be the first man, in I know not what

village, than the second in Rome. This, perhaps, was a thought only fit

for Caesar: But to be preceded by thousands, and neglected by millions;

to be wholly without power, figure, influence, honour, credit, or

distinction, is not, in my poor opinion, a very amiable situation of

life, to a person of title, or wealth, who can so cheaply and easily

shine in his native country.

But, besides the depopulating of the kingdom, the leaving so many parts

of it wild and uncultivated, the ruin of so many country-seats and

plantations, the cutting down all the woods to supply expenses in

England; the absence of so many noble and wealthy persons, hath been the

cause of another fatal consequence, which few perhaps have been aware

of. For if that very considerable number of lords, who possess the

amplest fortunes here, had been content to live at home, and attend the

affairs of their own country in Parliament; the weight, reputation, and

dignity thereby added to that noble House, would, in all human

probability, have prevented certain proceedings, which are now ever to

be lamented; because they never can be remedied: And we might have then

decided our own properties among ourselves, without being forced to

travel five hundred miles by sea and land, to another kingdom, for

justice; to our infinite expense, vexation, and trouble: Which is a mark

of servitude without example, from the practice of any age or nation in

the world.

I have sometimes wondered, upon what motive the peerage of England were

so desirous to determine our controversies; because I have been assured,

and partly know, that the frequent appeals from hence, have been very

irksome to that illustrious body; and whoever hath frequented the

Painted Chamber, and Court of Requests, must have observed, that they

are never so nobly filled, as when an Irish appeal is under debate.

The peers of Scotland, who are very numerous, were content to reside in

their castles and houses, in that bleak and barren climate; and although

some of them made frequent journeys to London, yet I do not remember any

of their greatest families, till very lately, to have made England their

constant habitation, before the Union: Or, if they did, I am sure it was

generally to their own advantage; and whatever they got, was employed to

cultivate and increase their own estates; and by that means enrich

themselves and their country.

As to the great number of rich absentees, under the degree of peers;

what particular ill effects their absence may have upon this kingdom,

besides those already mentioned, may perhaps be too tender a point for

me to touch. But whether those who live in another kingdom, upon great

estates here; and have lost all regards to their own country, further

than upon account of the revenues they receive from it: I say, whether

such persons may not be prevailed on to recommend others to vacant

seats, who have no interest here, except a precarious employment; and

consequently can have no views, but to preserve what they have got, or

to be higher advanced: This, I am sure, is a very melancholy question,

if it be a question at all.

But, besides the prodigious profit which England receives by the

transmittal thither of two-thirds of the revenues of this whole kingdom;

it hath another mighty advantage by making our country a receptacle,

wherein to disburthen themselves of their supernumerary pretenders to

offices; persons of second-rate merit in their own country; who, like

birds of passage, most of them thrive and fatten here, and fly off when

their credit and employments are at an end. So that Ireland may justly

say what Luther said of himself; POOR Ireland maketh many rich.

If amidst all our difficulties, I should venture to assert, that we have

one great advantage, provided we could improve it as we ought; I believe

most of my readers would be long in conjecturing what possible advantage

could ever fall to our share. However, it is certain, that all the

regular seeds of party and faction among us are entirely rooted out, and

if any new ones shall spring up, they must be of equivocal generation,

without any seed at all; and will justly be imputed to a degree of

stupidity beyond even what we have been ever charged with upon the score

of our birth-place and climate.

The parties in this kingdom (including those of modern date) are, First,

of those who have been charged or suspected to favour the Pretender; and

those who were zealous opposers of him. Secondly, of those who were for

and against a toleration of Dissenters by law. Thirdly, of High and Low

Church; or, (to speak in the cant of the times) of Whig and Tory: And,

Fourthly, of court and country. If there be any more, they are beyond my

observation or politics: For as to subaltern or occasional parties, they

have all been derivations from the same originals.

Now, it is manifest, that all these incitements to faction, party, and

division are wholly removed from among us. For, as to the Pretender, his

cause is both desperate and obsolete: There are very few now alive who

were _men_ in his father's time, and in that prince's interest; and in

all others, the obligation of conscience hath no place;[5] even the

Papists in general, of any substance, or estates, and their priests

almost universally, are what we call Whigs in the sense which by that

word is generally understood. They feel the smart, and see the scars of

their former wounds; and very well know, that they must be made a

sacrifice to the least attempts towards a change; although it cannot be

doubted, that they would be glad to have their superstition restored,

under any prince whatsoever.

[Footnote 5: That is to say, they had not sworn any allegiance to him.

[T.S.]]

Secondly, The Dissenters are now tolerated by law; neither do we observe

any murmurs at present from that quarter, except those reasonable

complaints they make of persecution, because they are excluded from

civil employments; but their number being very small in either House of

Parliament, they are not yet in a situation to erect a party: Because,

however indifferent men may be with regard to religion, they are now

grown wise enough to know, that if such a latitude were allowed to

Dissenters; the few small employments left us in cities and

corporations, would find other hands to lay hold on them.

Thirdly, The dispute between High and Low Church is now at an end;

two-thirds of the bishops having been promoted in this reign, and most

of them from England, who have bestowed all preferments in their gift to

those they could well confide in: The deaneries all except three, and

many principal church-livings, are in the donation of the crown: So that

we already possess such a body of clergy as will never engage in

controversy upon that antiquated and exploded subject.

Lastly, As to court and country parties, so famous and avowed under most

reigns in English Parliaments: This kingdom hath not, for several years

past been a proper scene whereon to exercise such contentions; and is

now less proper than ever; many great employments for life being in

distant hands, and the reversions diligently watched and secured; the

temporary ones of any inviting value are all bestowed elsewhere as fast

as they drop; and the few remaining, are of too low consideration to

create contests about them, except among younger brothers, or tradesmen

like myself. And, therefore, to institute a court and country party

without materials, would be a very new system in politics, and what I

believe was never thought on before; nor, unless in a nation of idiots,

can ever succeed. For the most ignorant Irish cottager will not sell his

cow for a groat.

Therefore, I conclude, that all party and faction, with regard to public

proceedings, are now extinguished in this kingdom; neither doth it

appear in view how they can possibly revive; unless some new causes be

administered; which cannot be done without crossing the interests of

those who are greatest gainers by continuing the same measures. And,

general calamities without hope of redress, are allowed to be the great

uniters of mankind.

However we may dislike the causes; yet this effect of begetting an

universal concord among us in all national debates, as well as in

cities, corporations, and country neighbourhoods, may keep us at least

alive, and in a condition to eat the little bread allowed us in peace

and amity. I have heard of a quarrel in a tavern, where all were at

daggers-drawing, till one of the company cried out, desiring to know the

subject of the quarrel; which, when none of them could tell, they put up

their swords, sat down, and passed the rest of the evening in quiet. The

former part hath been our case; I hope the latter will be so too; that

we shall sit down amicably together, at least until we have something

that may give us a title to fall out; since nature hath instructed even

a brood of goslings to stick together while the kite is hovering over

their heads.

It is certain, that a firm union in any country, where every man wishes

the same thing with relation to the public, may, in several points of

the greatest importance, in some measure, supply the defect of power;

and even of those rights which are the natural and undoubted inheritance

of mankind. If the universal wish of the nation upon any point, were

declared by the unanimous vote of the House of Commons, and a reasonable

number of Lords; I should think myself obliged in conscience to act in

my sphere according to that vote; because, in all free nations, I take

the proper definition of law to be the will of the majority of those who

have the property in land; which, if there be a monarchy, is to be

confirmed by the royal assent. And, although such votes or declarations

have not received such a confirmation, for certain accidental reasons;

yet I think they ought to be of much weight with the subject; provided

they neither oppose the King's prerogative, endanger the peace of the

nation, nor infringe any law already in force; none of which, however,

can reasonably be supposed. Thus, for instance, if nine in ten of the

House of Commons, and a reasonable number of native temporal peers,

should declare, that whoever received or uttered brass coin, except

under certain limitations and securities, should be deemed as enemies to

the King and the nation; I should think it a heinous sin in myself to

act contrary to such a vote: And, if the same power should declare the

same censure against those who wore Indian stuffs and calicoes, or

woollen manufactures imported from abroad, whereby this nation is

reduced to the lowest ebb of misery; I should readily, heartily, and

cheerfully pay obedience; and to my utmost power persuade others to do

the like: Because, there is no law of this land obliging us either to

receive such coin, or to wear such foreign manufactures.

Upon this last article, I could humbly wish that the reverend the clergy

would set us an example, by contenting themselves with wearing gowns,

and other habiliments of Irish drapery; which, as it would be some

incitement to the laity, and set many hands to work; so they would find

their advantage in the cheapness; which is a circumstance not to be

neglected by too many among that venerable body.[6] And, in order to

this, I could heartily desire, that the most ingenious artists of the

weaving trade, would contrive some decent stuffs and silks for

clergymen, at reasonable rates.[7]

[Footnote 6: This hath since been put in practice, by the persuasions,

and influence of the supposed author; but much defeated by the most

infamous fraud of shop-keepers. [F.]]

[Footnote 7: This scheme was likewise often urged to the weavers by the

supposed author; but he could never prevail upon them to put it in

practice. [F.]]

I have pressed several of our most substantial brethren, that the whole

corporation of weavers in silk and woollen, would publish some

proposals, (I wish they would do it to both Houses of Parliament)

inviting persons of all degrees, and of both sexes, to wear the woollen

and silk manufactures of our own country; entering into solemn, mutual

engagements, that the buyer shall have good, substantial, merchantable

ware for his money; and at a certain rate, without the trouble of

cheapening: So that, if I sent a child for a piece of stuff of a

particular colour and fineness, I should be sure not to be deceived; or

if I had reason to complain, the corporation should give me immediate

satisfaction; and the name of the tradesman who did me the wrong, should

be published; and warning given not to deal with him for the future;

unless the matter plainly appeared to be a mistake: For, besides the

trouble of going from shop to shop; an ignorant customer runs the hazard

of being cheated in the price and goodness of what he buys; being forced

to an unequal combat with a dexterous, and dishonest man, in his own

calling. Thus our goods fall under a general disreputation; and the

gentry call for English cloth, or silk, from an opinion they have (and

often too justly by our own faults) that the goodness more than makes up

for the difference of price.

Besides, it hath been the sottish and ruinous practice of us tradesmen,

upon any great demand of goods, either at home or from abroad, to raise

the prices immediately, and manufacture the said goods more slightly and

fraudulently than before.

Of this foul and foolish proceeding, too many instances might be

produced; and I cannot forbear mentioning one, whereby this poor kingdom

hath received such a fatal blow in the only article of trade allowed us

of any importance that nothing but the success of Wood's project, could

outdo it. During the late plague in France, the Spaniards, who buy their

linen cloths in that kingdom, not daring to venture thither for fear of

infection; a very great demand was made here for that commodity, and

exported to Spain: But, whether by the ignorance of the merchants, or

dishonesty of the Northern weavers, or the collusion of both; the ware

was so bad, and the price so excessive, that except some small

quantity, which was sold below the prime cost, the greatest part was

returned back: And I have been told by very intelligent persons, that if

we had been fair dealers, the whole current of the linen trade to Spain

would have taken its course from hence.

If any punishment were to be inflicted on numbers of men; surely there

could none be thought too great for such a race of traitors, and enemies

to God and their country; who for the prospect of a little present gain,

do not only ruin themselves, (for that alone would be an example to the

rest, and a blessing to the nation) but sell their souls to hell, and

their country to destruction; And, if the plague could have been

confined only to these who were partakers in the guilt, had it travelled

hither from Marseilles, those wretches would have died with less title

to pity, than a highwayman going to the gallows.

But, it happens very unluckily, that, for some time past, all endeavours

or proposals from private persons, to advance the public service;

however honestly and innocently designed, have been called _flying in

the King's face:_ And this, to my knowledge, hath been the style of some

persons, whose ancestors, (I mean those among them who had any) and

themselves, have been flying in princes' faces these fourscore years;

and from their own inclinations would do so still, if their interest did

not lead them rather to fly in the face of a kingdom; which hath given

them wings to enable them for such a flight.

Thus, about four years ago, when a discourse was published, endeavouring

to persuade our people to wear their own woollen manufactures,[8] full

of the most dutiful expressions to the King, and without the least party

hint; it was termed "flying in the King's face;" the printer was

prosecuted in the manner we all remember; (and, I hope, it will

somewhere be remembered further) the jury kept eleven hours, and sent

back nine times, till they were under the necessity of leaving the

prisoner to the mercy of the court, by a special verdict. The judge on

the bench invoking God for his witness, when he asserted, that the

author's design was to bring in the Pretender.[9]

[Footnote 8: This was Swift's pamphlet entitled, "A Proposal for the

Universal Use of Irish Manufactures." [T.S.]]

[Footnote 9: The action and language of Justice Whitshed. [T.S.]]

And thus also, my own poor endeavours to prevent the ruin of my country,

by the admission of Wood's coin, was called by the same persons, "flying

in the King's face;" which I directly deny: For I cannot allow that

vile representation of the royal countenance in William Wood's

adulterate copper, to be his Sacred Majesty's face; or if it were, my

flying was not against the impression, but the baseness of the metal;

because I well remembered; that the image which Nebuchadnezzar

"commanded to be set up, for all men to fall down and worship it," was

not of _copper_, but pure _gold_. And I am heartily sorry, we have so

few royal images of that metal among us; the sight whereof, although it

could hardly increase our veneration for His Majesty, which is already

so great; yet would very much enliven it with a mixture of comfort and

satisfaction.

Alexander the Great, would suffer no statuary, except Phidias, to carve

his image in stone or metal. How must he have treated such an operator

as Wood, who goes about with sackfuls of dross; odiously misrepresenting

his Prince's countenance; and would force them, by thousands, upon every

one of us, at above six times the value.

But, notwithstanding all that hath been objected by William Wood

himself; together with his favourers, abettors, supporters, either

public or private; by those who connive at his project, or discourage

and discountenance his opposers, for fear of lessening their favour, or

hazarding their employments; by those who endeavour to damp the spirit

of the people raised against this coin; or check the honest zeal of such

as by their writings, or discourses, do all they can to keep it up:

Those softeners, sweeteners, compounders; and expedient-mongers, who

shake their heads so strongly, that we can hear their pockets jingle; I

did never imagine, that, in detecting the practices of such enemies to

the kingdom, I was "flying in the King's face"; or thought they were

better representers of His Majesty, than that very coin, for which they

are secret or open advocates.

If I were allowed to recite only those wishes of the nation, which may

be in our power to attain; I think they might be summed up in these few

following.

First, That an end might be put to our apprehensions of Wood's

halfpence, and to any danger of the like destructive scheme for the

future.

Secondly; That halfpence might be coined in this kingdom, by a public

mint, with due limitations.

Thirdly, That the sense of both Houses of Parliament, at least of the

House of Commons, were declared by some unanimous and hearty votes,

against wearing any silk or woollen manufactures, imported from abroad,

as likewise against wearing Indian silks or calicoes, which are

forbidden under the highest penalties in England: And it behoves us, to

take example from so wise a nation; because we are under a greater

necessity to do so, since we are not allowed to export any woollen

manufactures of our own; which is the principal branch of foreign trade

in England.

Fourthly, That some effectual methods may be taken to civilize the

poorer sort of our natives, in all those parts of this kingdom where the

Irish abound; by introducing among them our language and customs; for

want of which they live in the utmost ignorance, barbarity and poverty;

giving themselves wholly up to idleness, nastiness, and thievery, to the

very great and just reproach of too many landlords. And, if I had in me

the least spirit of a projector, I would engage that this might be

effected in a few years, at a very inconsiderable charge.[10]

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