"The thanks of the Association are due to the following ladies who
have resigned...."
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"Sir George Newman and Mr. Philip Snowden have resigned their
membership of the Central Control Board" (Liquor Traffic).
"Caruso has sung at 550 performances."--_Evening Paper_.
All the same, there seems to have been a lack of harmony.
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[Illustration: _Lady (who has called on two successive Wednesdays, the
fourth and fifth of the month, and has been told each time that Lady
Smith-Robinson is not at home)._ "BUT I THOUGHT HER LADYSHIP WAS AT
HOME ON ALTERNATE WEDNESDAYS?"
_Parlourmaid (with dignity)._ "NO, MADAM. HER LADYSHIP IS AT HOME ON
THE FIRST AND THIRD WEDNESDAYS IN THE MONTH; BUT WHEN THERE IS A FIFTH
WEDNESDAY THAT IS TO _OUR_ ADVANTAGE."]
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