Written by Herbert Beaver, Esq., of Corpus Christi College, Oxford,
when "Gaby" (as the then President, Dr. Shaw, is called, who had been
a zealous Jacobite,) suddenly, on the accession of George the First,
became a still more zealous patron of the interests of the House of
Hanover.
When GABY possession had got of the _Hall_,
He took a survey of the Chapel and all,
Since that, like the rest, was just ready to fall,
_Which nobody can deny_.
And first he began to examine the chest,
Where he found an old _Cushion_ which gave him distaste;
The first of the kind that e'er _troubled his rest,_
_Which nobody can deny_.
Two letters of Gold on this Cushion were rear'd;
Two letters of gold once by GABY rever'd,
But now what was loyalty, treason appear'd:
_Which nobody can deny_.
"J. R. (quoth the Don, in soliloquy bass)
"See the works of this damnable Jacobite race!
"We'll out with the J, and put G in its place:"
_Which nobody can deny_.
And now to erase these letters so rich,
For scissors and bodkin his fingers did itch,
For Converts in politics go _thorough-stich_:
_Which nobody can deny_:
The thing was about as soon done as said,
Poor _J_ was deposed and _G_ reigned in his stead;
Such a quick revolution sure never was read!
_Which nobody can deny_.
Then hey for preferment--but how did he stare,
When convinced and ashamed of not being aware,
That _J_ stood for JENNET,[10] for RAYMOND the _R_,
_Which nobody can deny_.
Then beware, all ye priests, from hence I advise,
How ye choose Christian names for the babes ye baptize,
For if GABY don't like 'em he'll pick out their I's,
_Which nobody can deny_.
[10] The benefactor who gave the college the Cushion.
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