POWERS OF DIGESTION.

In both Oxford and Cambridge the cooks are restricted to a certain sum

each term, beyond which the college will not protect them in their

demand upon the students. All else are _extras_, and are included in

"_sizings_" in Cambridge; in Oxford the term is "_to battel_." The

head of a college in the latter university, not long since, sent for

Mr. P----, one of his society, who had _batteled_ much beyond the

allowance; and after Mr. P---- had endeavoured to excuse himself on

the ground of appetite, turning to the account, the Rector observed,

"_meat_ for breakfast, _meat_ for lunch, _meat_ for dinner, _meat_ for

supper," and looking up in the face of the dismayed student, he

exclaimed, with his Welsh accent, "Christ Jesus! Mr. P----, what guts

you must have." This reminds me of

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