BEDOUINS

We had had a glimpse, from a mountain top, of the Dead Sea, lying like a

blue shield in the plain of the Jordan, and now we were marching down a

close, flaming, rugged, desolate defile, where no living creature could

enjoy life, except, perhaps, a salamander. It was such a dreary,

repulsive, horrible solitude! It was the “wilderness” where John

preached, with camel’s hair about his loins—raiment enough—but he never

could have got his locusts and wild honey here. We were moping along

down through this dreadful place, every man in the rear. Our guards—two

gorgeous young Arab sheiks, with cargoes of swords, guns, pistols, and

daggers on board—were loafing ahead.

“Bedouins!”

Every man shrunk up and disappeared in his clothes like a mud-turtle. My

first impulse was to dash forward and destroy the Bedouins. My second

was to dash to the rear to see if there were any coming in that

direction. I acted on the latter impulse. So did all the others. If any

Bedouins had approached us, then, from that point of compass, they would

have paid dearly for their rashness. We all remarked that, afterwards.

There would have been scenes of riot and bloodshed there that no pen

could describe. I know that, because each man told what he would have

done, individually; and such a medley of strange and unheard-of

inventions of cruelty you could not conceive of. One man said he had

calmly made up his mind to perish where he stood, if need be, but never

yield an inch; he was going to wait, with deadly patience, till he could

count the stripes on the first Bedouin’s jacket, and then count them and

let him have it. Another was going to sit still till the first lance

reached within an inch of his breast, and then dodge it and seize it. I

forbear to tell what he was going to do to that Bedouin that owned it.

It makes my blood run cold to think of it.

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