THE SHARP MAN.

The sharp man iz often mistaken for the wize one, but he iz just az

diffrent from a wize one az he iz from an honest one.

He trusts tew hiz cunning for suckcess, and this iz the next thing to

being a rogue.

The sharp man iz like a razor--generally too sharp for enny thing but a

shave.

Theze men are not tew be trusted--they are so constituted that they must

cheat sumboddy, and, rather than be idle or lose a good job, they will

pitch onto their best friends.

They are not exackly outkasts, but liv cluss on the borders ov

criminality, and are liable tew step over at enny time.

It iz but a step from cunning tew raskality, and it iz a step that iz

alwuss inviting to take.

Sharp men hav but phew friends, and seldum a konfident. They hav learnt

tew fear treachery by studying their own naturs.

They are alwuss bizzy, but like the hornet, want a heap ov sharp

watching.

The sharp man iz alwuss a vain one. He prides himself upon his cunning,

and had rather do a shrewd thing than a kind one.

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