We havn't had time, yet, tew bile down our humor and git the wit out ov
it.
Having herd mutch sed about skating parks, and the grate amount ov helth
and muscle they woz imparting tew the present generashun at a slite
advanse from fust cost, i bought a ticket and went within the fense.
I found the ice in a slippery condishun, covering about 5 akers ov
artifishall water, which waz owned bi a stock company, and froze tew
order.
Upon one side ov the pond waz erekted little grosery buildings, where
the wimmen sot on benches while the fellers (kivvered with blushes)
hitched the magick iron tew their feet.
It waz a most exsiting scene: the sun waz in the skey--and the wind waz
in the air--and the birds were in the South--and the snow waz on the
ground--and the ice lay shivering with a bad kold--and angells (ov both
genders) flucktuated past me pro and con, 2 and fro, here a little and
thare a good deal.
It waz a most exsiting scene; I wanted tew holler "Bully" or lay down
and rool over.
But i kept in, and aked with glory.
Helth waz piktured on menny a nobell brow.
Az the femail angells put out ov the pond, side by side with the male
angells, it waz the most powerfull scene i ever stood behind.
The long red tape from their necks swum in the breeze, and the feathers
in their jockeys fluttered in the breeze and other things (tew mutch to
menshun) fluttered in the breeze.