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Amerikans love caustick things; they would prefer turpentine tew
colone-water, if they had tew drink either.
So with their relish of humor; they must hav it on the half-shell with
cayenne.
An Englishman wants hiz fun smothered deep in mint sauce, and he iz
willing tew wait till next day before he tastes it.
If you tickle or convince an Amerikan yu hav got tew do it quick.
An Amerikan luvs tew laff, but he don't luv tew make a bizzness ov it;
he works, eats, and hawhaws on a canter.