The wurd "kolide," used bi ralerode men, haz an indefinit meaning tew
menny folks.
Thru the kindness of a nere and dear frend, i am able tew translate the
wurd so that enny man kan understand it at onst.
The term "kolide" is used tew explain the sarkumstanse ov 2 trains ov
cars triing tew pass each uther on a single trak.
[Illustration: TEW LATE FUR THE TRANE.]