1st--Are yu mail or femail? if so, Pleze state how long you have been
so.
2d--Are yu subjec tu fits, and if so, do yu hav more than one at a time?
3d--What is yure precise fiteing weight?
4th--Did yu ever have enny ancestors, and if so, how much?
5th--What iz yure legal opinion ov the constitutionality ov the 10
commandments.
6th--Du yu ever hav enny nite mares?
7th--Are you married and single, or are yu a Bachelor?
8th--Do yu beleave in a futer state? if yu du, state it.
9th--What are yure private sentiments about a rush ov rats tu the head;
can it be did successfully?
10th--Hav yu ever committed suiside, and if so, how did it seem to
affect yu?
After answering the above questions, like a man in the confirmatif, the
slik little fat old fellow with goold specks on, ced i was insured for
life, and probably would remain so for a term ov years. I thanked him,
and smiled one ov my most pensive smiles.