The limber man iz a kind ov injun rubber specimint ov humanity, who kant
tell himself how fur he kan stretch without breaking.
He iz reddy tew stretch, or be stretched, and tho he flies bak sumtimes
tew the old spot, he quite az often snaps off in such a bad place that
he kant be mended agin.
Limber men aint alwus malishus, but they are az hard to manage az a
greased pig, take a holt ov them whare yu will, yu find them pizon
slippery.
Limber men are rather wuss than wicked ones, for they kant even tell
themselfs what they are going tew do next.
When a limber man douz git tew going wrong, he iz like a blind mule,
when he gits tew kicking, yu aint safe nowhare.
Limber men dont alwus lak kapacity, it would perhaps be better if they
did, for a still phool iz one ov the safest people we hav.