The perpindiklar man iz half-brother tew the square man, and iz az
uprite az a lamp-post.
He iz a dredful good kind ov a man tew hav laying around loose, and he
haint got but one fault, or rather misfortin, and that iz, he is so
stiff he kant dodge good.
I don't like tew see a man dodge everything, but thare are things in
this world that are cheaper tew dodge than tew buk aginst.
I like the up and down, perpendiklar man, yu kan alwus git at the solid
kontents ov him, by just multiplying him by himself.