Adam and Eve were very good kind ov pholks until they were tempted, and
then they kerflumixt immediately.
Ventilashun iz a good thing, but when a man kant lay down and sleep in a
10 aker lot without taking down two lengths ov fence to let the wind in
he iz alltogether too airish.
I hav finally made up mi mind tew do a good turn whenever i kan, even if
i git histed higher than a kite for it.
I think that a hen who undertakes tew lay 2 eggs a day must necessarily
neglekt sum other branch ov bizzness.
He who really deserves friends alwus finds them.
Thare is "menny a slip between a cup and lip," but not haff az menny az
thare ought tew be.
The two most important words in enny languarge are the shortest--"Yes"
and "No."
One ov the most honest and reliable men i kno ov at the present time iz
"Old Probabilitiz;" he iz an ornament and honor tew hiz sex.
Men hav more vanity than wimmin, and wimmin hav more jealousy than men.
Rather than not hav faith in enny thing, i am willing tew be beat 9
times out ov 10.
In whipping a yung one, yu don't never ought tew stop untill yu git
klean thru.
I dont never hav enny trubble in regulating mi own kondukt, but tew keep
other pholks straight iz what bothers me.
Looking at pikturs iz a cheap way tew think.
{MONOGRAFFS.}