I had rather be a child again than to be the autokrat ov the world.

Thare iz newmerous individuals in the land who look upon what they

hain't got az the only things worth having.

Thare iz thoze who kant laff with impunity; if they aint stiff and

sollum they aint nothing.

A fu branes in a man's hed are az noizy az shot in a blown up bladder.

One man ov genius to 97 thousand four hundred and 42 men ov tallent iz

just about the rite perporshun for aktual bizzness.

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