Thare iz no man in the world so easy to cheat az ourselfs.
I don't kno ov ennything that will kill a man so quick az praize that he
don't deserve.
Repentanse should be the effekt ov love--not fear.
The soul haz more disseases than the boddy haz.
Things that we kant do wouldn't be ov enny use to us, if we could do
them.
Amongst animals the most ignorant are the most stubborn, and i wonder if
this ain't so amungst men.
A phool seems tew be a person who haz more will than judgment, and more
vanity than either.
The fust intimashun i had that i waz gitting old waz, i found myself
telling to mi friends the same storys over again.
In repenting ov sins, men are apt tew repent ov thoze they haint got,
and overlook thoze they hav.
A dandy never yet fell in love--only with himself.
Revenge sumtimes sleeps, but vanity always keeps one eye open.
Thoze folks who expekt to fail in an enterprise, most generally do.
A man with only one accomplishment kant expekt to interest us long.
We all git tired pretty soon looking at a goose standing on one leg.