INK BRATS.

I thank Heaven for one thing, that thare iz not in this wide world a

human, or inhuman being, that i would not rather help than hurt. I find

this sentiment in mi conscience, or i wouldn't dare claim it, and i kno

mi own conscience better than enny boddy else duz.

Better lend yure dimes tew a stranger than yure affeckshuns. Better lend

yure _dollars_ to enny boddy than yure _dolors_. Silence iz venerable;

if thare iz enny thing older than the Creator, it must hav bin silence.

The _buty_ ov gratitude iz that a beggar kan be az grateful az a prince,

and the _power_ ov gratitude iz that "I thank you," makes the beggar

equal tew the prince. A good conscience iz the best friend we kan hav,

and a bad one the worst, becauze it never deserts us.

Put not oph till to-morrow what can be enjoyed to-day.

Marrid life iz too often like a game ov checkers--the grate struggle iz

tew git into the king row.

Fear makes evry thing and evry body masters over us; it iz the wust

slavery thare iz.

How common it iz tew see folks laff vividly without meaning enny thing;

this i kall heat lightning.

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