I dont kno az it iz a very difficult thing tew be a good injun up in
heaven, but tew cum down here and be a good injun, iz just whare the
tite spot cums in.
Forgiving our enemys haz the same refreshing effekt upon our souls az it
duz tew confess our sins.
What a lamentable cuss man iz, he pittys hiz nabors misfortunes, bi
calling them judgments from heaven.
Wize men go thru this world az boys go tew bed in the dark, whistling
tew shorten the distance.
"The gods help them who help themselfs." Upon the same principle mankind
praze thoze who praze themselfs.
Falling in love iz like falling into mollassiss, sweet but dreadful
dobby.
Hunters and gamblers are poor ekonemists, they kill time, a species ov
game that kant be reproduced.
Good breeding iz the art ov avoiding familiarity, and at the same time
making the company satisfied with you and pleazed with themselfs.
Tew be happy--take things az they cum, and let them go jist az they cum.
It takes a grate deal of money tew make a man ritch, but it don't take
but little virtew.