THE BLUE RACER.

The blue racer is a Western snaik, about 6 feet in length, ov a pale

blue color, and the smartest snaix, for suddenness, in the universe.

They kan run, on a unmown meaddo, as fast as ahoss, with their heds

about 2 foot high, and their whole boddy bileing with muscles.

They are az harmless az a rabbit, and will run if you chase them, and

then will turn and chase you, if you want them tew play "_tag_."

They are froliksom cusses, but I never did hanker for sitch kind of

refreshments.

They are the nicest kind ov a mark to shoot at.

Draw a fine sight on their heds when they hold up abov the turf, and let

them hav one barrell ov number 6 shot, and the hed will be missing, and

the ballance ov the snaix will be looking after the hed in a grate

hurry, turning all sorts of back summersets and double and twisted bo

knots, and hirogliphick kontortions for 20 minutes, before they make up

their mind that it is safe tew die.

It is a dredful krewel sight tew see them ketch a frog, it iz alwus done

on a run, and done quick, for the poor frog don't stand enny more chance

ov getting away than a chesnutt tree duz when lightning fires up, and

goes for it.

They swallo the frog whole, and stik out with a frog in them like a yung

purp who haz allowed a quart ov buttermilk tew find its way into him.

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