THE ADDER.

The adder iz az spotted az a checker-board, and are very butiful tew

admire at a propper distance oph.

They hav a koal blak eye, which revolves on its axis, and shines like a

glass bead.

They kan be found in wet places, and are handy tew liv, both down in the

water, and up on the top ov the land. They kan slip oph from an old

bridge, or a log, into a mill pond, az natral, and az eazy, az a pint ov

turpentine, and kno how tew swim, and wave, on the brest ov sum water

like the shaddo ov the weeping willo.

They are harmless tew bight, but one adder, would spile all the bathing

thare waz in a mill pond for me, when i waz a boy.

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