Tha kould kick, and bite, tremenjis. I would not sa what I am forced tu
sa again the mule, if his birth want an outrage, and man want tu blame
for it.
Enny man who is willing tu drive a mule, ought to be exempt by law from
running for the legislatur.
Tha are the strongest creeturs on earth, and heaviest ackording tu their
sise; I herd tell ov one who fell oph from the tow path, on the Eri
kanawl, and sunk as soon as he touched bottom, but he kept rite on
towing the boat tu the nex stashun, breathing thru his ears, which stuck
out ov the water about 2 feet 6 inches; i did'nt see this did, but an
auctioneer told me ov it, and i never knew an auctioneer tu lie unless
it was absolutely convenient.