The slowest gaited animal on the face ov the earth iz the snail.
They are one ov the phew who take their house with them, when they go
away from home.
Snails are sed tew be delikate eating, but if i kan hav all the hash i
want, i will try and struggle along without any snail. You kant phool me
with hash, I kno how that iz made, but i don't kno how snail are put
together. Ignorance iz sed tew be bliss, and i hav often thought that it
waz, and if i don't never kno how snails taste, i don't think now i
shall repent ov it.
It haz always been a source ov mutch doubt with me, in mi hours ov
contemplashun, which waz made fust, the snail or hiz shell, but if i
don't know even this, i don't mean tew git mad about it.
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I hav grate phaith in enny job that natur turns out, and i had rather
hav phaith than knowledge, it saves a grate deal ov hard work. It costs
a grate deal to kno all about things, and then yu ain't certain, but
phaith iz cheap, and don't make enny blunders.
Science iz smart, but she kant tell yu what makes the flowers blush so
menny different colors, but phaith can. Science on a deth bed iz a
pigmy, but phaith iz a giant.