The pissmire iz about 19 sizes bigger than the ant, aktual meazurement,
and iz a kind ov bizzy loafer among bugs.
They are like sum men, alwus very bizzy about sumthing, but what it iz,
the Lord only knows.
I never see a pissmire yet that wasn't on the travel, but i hav watched
them all day long, and never see them git tew the place they started
for.
Just before a hard shower they are in the biggest hurry, they seem tew
postpone every thing for that ockashun.
Thar iz a grate difference between hurry and dispatch, but pissmires
dont seem to understand the difference.
If pissmires would go slower I should like them better, for i dont know
ov ennything more unpleasant to view, than an aktive loafer.
A pissmire iz like a boys wind mill, on the gable end ov a smoke house,
in a gale, the faster it goze round, the less common sense thare seems
tew be in it.
If pissmires haint got a destiny ov sum kind tew fill they wear out more
shu leather than thare iz enny religion in.