FEAR.

Sum pholks think fear iz the result ov edukashun, but i dont.

I notiss that thoze who are edukated the most, and thoze who are

edukated the least, are troubled with fear just alike.

Fear and courage are instinkts.

A man who iz a koward iz born so, and, when he iz full ov skare, hiz

hare on hiz hed will git up on end, I dont kare how mutch edukashun yu

pile on top ov it.

The gratest kowards in the world are the men ov the most genius--they

are the most silly kowards.

One ov theze kind ov men will quake with fear when a mouse knaws in the

wainskote at night, but they will face an earthquake next day with

composure.

I dont kno ov a more terrible sensashun than fear; it iz deth when it

exhausts itself and ends in despair.

I am a grate koward miself, and beleave i waz born so, and yet thare is

nothing which i despize so mutch as kowardice.

I would give all the other virtews i hav got (provided i hav got enny),

and throw in a hundred dollars in munny besides, for an unlimited supply

ov courage.

I would like tew hav courage enuff tew face the devil himself, if he waz

the least bit sassy tew to me.

I am satisfied that courage iz an instinkt, for i notiss all the animal

kreashun hav it well defined.

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