I never yet hav herd love well defined.

I hav read several deskripshuns ov it, but they were written by thoze

who were in love, (or thought they waz), and i wouldn't beleave such

testimony, not even under oath.

Almoste every boddy, sum time in their life, haz bin in love, and if

they think it iz an eazy sensashun tew deskribe, let them set down and

deskribe it, and see if the person who listens tew the deskripshun will

be satisfied with it.

I waz in love once miself for 7 long years, and mi friends all sed i had

a consupshun, but i knu all the time what ailed me, but couldn't

deskribe it.

Now all that i kan rekolekt about this luv sikness iz, that for thoze 7

long years i waz, if enny thing, rather more ov a kondem phool than

ordinary.

Love iz an honorabel disseaze enuff tew hav, bekauze it iz natral; but

enny phellow who haz laid sik with it for 7 long years, after he gits

over it, feels sumthing like the phellow who haz phell down on the ice

when it iz verry wet--he dont feel like talking about it before folks.

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