II.

WE must remember that the church was founded and has been protected by

God, that all the popes, and cardinals, all the bishops, priests and

monks, all the ministers and exhorters were selected and set apart--all

sanctified and enlightened by the infinite God--that the Holy Scriptures

were inspired by the same Being, and that all the orthodox creeds were

really made by him.

We know what these men--filled with the Holy Ghost--have done. We know

the part they have played. We know the souls they have saved and the

bodies they have destroyed. We know the consolation they have given and

the pain they have inflicted--the lies they have defended--the truths

they have denied. We know that they convinced millions that celibacy is

the greatest of all virtues--that women are perpetual temptations,

the enemies of true holiness--that monks and priests are nobler than

fathers, that nuns are purer than mothers. We know that they taught the

blessed absurdity of the Trinity--that God once worked at the trade

of a carpenter in Palestine. We know that they divided knowledge into

sacred and profane--taught that Revelation was sacred--that Reason was

blasphemous--that faith was holy and facts false. That the sin of Adam

and Eve brought disease and pain, vice and death into the world. We know

that they have taught the dogma of special providence--that all

events are ordered and regulated by God--that he crowns and uncrowns

kings--preserves and destroys--guards and kills--that it is the duty of

man to submit to the divine will, and that no matter how much evil

there may be--no matter how much suffering--how much pain and death, man

should pour out-his heart in thankfulness that it is no worse.

Let me be understood. I do not say and I do not think that the church

was dishonest, that the clergy were insincere. I admit that all

religions, all creeds, all priests, have been naturally produced. I

admit, and cheerfully admit, that the believers in the supernatural have

done some good--not because they believed in gods and devils--but in

spite of it.

I know that thousands and thousands of clergymen are honest,

self-denying and humane--that they are doing what they believe to be

their duty--doing what they can to induce men and women to live pure and

noble lives. This is not the result of their creeds--it is because they

are human.

What I say is that every honest teacher of the supernatural has been and

is an unconscious enemy of the human race.

What is the philosophy of the church--of those who believe in the

supernatural?

Back of all that is--back of all events--Christians put an infinite

Juggler who with a wish creates, preserves, destroys. The world is his

stage and mankind his puppets. He fills them with wants and desires,

with appetites and ambitions--with hopes and fears--with love and hate.

He touches the springs. He pulls the strings--baits the hooks, sets the

traps and digs the pits.

The play is a continuous performance.

He watches these puppets as they struggle and fail. Sees them outwit

each other and themselves--leads them to every crime, watches the

births and deaths--hears lullabies at cradles and the fall of

clods on coffins. He has no pity. He enjoys the tragedies--the

desperation--the despair--the suicides. He smiles at the murders, the

assassinations,--the seductions, the desertions--the abandoned babes of

shame. He sees the weak enslaved--mothers robbed of babes--the innocent

in dungeons--on scaffolds. He sees crime crowned and hypocrisy robed.

He withholds the rain and his puppets starve. He opens the earth and

they are devoured. He sends the flood and they are drowned. He empties

the volcano and they perish in fire. He sends the cyclone and they are

torn and mangled. With quick lightnings they are dashed to death.

He fills the air and water with the invisible enemies of life--the

messengers of pain, and watches the puppets as they breathe and

drink. He creates cancers to feed upon their flesh--their quivering

nerves--serpents, to fill their veins with venom,--beasts to crunch

their bones--to lap their blood.

Some of the poor puppets he makes insane--makes them struggle in the

darkness with imagined monsters with glaring eyes and dripping jaws, and

some are made without the flame of thought, to drool and drivel through

the darkened days. He sees all the agony, the injustice, the rags

of poverty, the withered hands of want--the motherless babes--the

deformed--the maimed--the leprous, knows the tears that flow--hears

the sobs and moans--sees the gleam of swords, hears the roar of the

guns--sees the fields reddened with blood--the white faces of the dead.

But he mocks when their fear cometh, and at their calamity he fills the

heavens with laughter. And the poor puppets who are left alive, fall on

their knees and thank the Juggler with all their hearts.

But after all, the gods have not supported the children of men, men have

supported the gods. They have built the temples. They have sacrificed

their babes, their lambs, their cattle. They have drenched the altars

with blood. They have given their silver, their gold, their gems. They

have fed and clothed their priests--but the gods have given nothing in

return. Hidden in the shadows they have answered no prayer--heard

no cry--given no sign--extended no hand--uttered no word. Unseen and

unheard they have sat on their thrones, deaf and dumb--paralyzed and

blind. In vain the steeples rise--in vain the prayers ascend.

And think what man has done to please the gods. He has renounced his

reason--extinguished the torch of his brain, he has believed without

evidence and against evidence. He has slandered and maligned himself.

He has fasted and starved. He has mutilated his body--scarred his

flesh--given his blood to vermin. He has persecuted, imprisoned and

destroyed his fellows. He has deserted wife and child. He has lived

alone in the desert. He has swung-censers and burned incense, counted

beads and sprinkled himself with holy water--shut his eyes, clasped his

hands--fallen upon his knees and groveled in the dust--but the gods have

been silent--silent as stones.

Have these cringings and crawlings--these cruelties and

absurdities--this faith and foolishness pleased the gods?

We do not know.

Has any disaster been averted--any blessing obtained? We do not know.

Shall we thank these gods?

Shall we thank the church's God?

Who and what is he?

They say that he is the creator and preserver of all that has been--of

all that is--of all that will be--that he is the father of angels and

devils, the architect of heaven and hell--that he made the earth--a

man and woman--that he made the serpent who tempted them, made his

own rival--gave victory to his enemy--that he repented of what he had

done--that he sent a flood and destroyed all of the children of men with

the exception of eight persons--that he tried to civilize the survivors

and their children--tried to do this with earthquakes and fiery serpents

--with pestilence and famine. But he failed. He intended to fail. Then

he was born into the world, preached for three years, and allowed some

savages to kill him. Then he rose from the dead and went back to heaven.

He knew that he would fail, knew that he would be killed. In fact he

arranged everything himself and brought everything to pass just as he

had predestined it an eternity before the world was. All who believe

these things will be saved and they who doubt or deny will be lost.

Has this God good sense?

Not always. He creates his own enemies and plots against himself.

Nothing lives, except in accordance with his will, and yet the devils do

not die.

What is the matter with this God? Well, sometimes he is

foolish--sometimes he is cruel and sometimes he is insane.

Does this God exist? Is there any intelligence back of Nature? Is there

any being anywhere among the stars who pities the suffering children of

men?

We do not know.

Shall we thank Nature?

Does Nature care for us more than for leaves, or grass, or flies?

Does Nature know that we exist? We do not know.

But we do know that Nature is going to murder us all.

Why should we thank Nature? If we thank God or Nature for the sunshine

and rain, for health and happiness, whom shall we curse for famine and

pestilence, for earthquake and cyclone--for disease and death?

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