III.

IF we cannot thank the orthodox churches--if we cannot thank the

unknown, the incomprehensible, the supernatural--if we cannot thank

Nature--if we can not kneel to a Guess, or prostrate ourselves before a

Perhaps--whom shall we thank?

Let us see what the worldly have done--what has been accomplished by

those not "called," not "set apart," not "inspired," not filled with the

Holy Ghost--by those who were neglected by all the Gods.

Passing over the Hindus, the Egyptians, the Greeks and Romans, their

poets, philosophers and metaphysicians--we will come to modern times.

In the 10th century after Christ the Saracens--governors of a vast

empire--"established colleges in Mongolia, Tartary, Persia, Mesopotamia,

Syria, Egypt, North Africa, Morocco, Fez and in Spain." The region owned

by the Saracens was greater than the Roman Empire. They had not only

colleges--but observatories. The sciences were taught. They introduced

the ten numerals--taught algebra and trigonometry--understood cubic

equations--knew the art of surveying--they made catalogues and maps

of the stars--gave the great stars the names they still bear--they

ascertained the size of the earth--determined the obliquity of the

ecliptic and fixed the length of the year. They calculated eclipses,

equinoxes, solstices, conjunctions of planets and occultations of stars.

They constructed astronomical instruments. They made clocks of

various kinds and were the inventors of the pendulum. They originated

chemistry--discovered sulphuric and nitric acid and alcohol.

"They were the first to publish pharmacopoeias and dispensatories.

"In mechanics they determined the laws of falling bodies. They

understood the mechanical powers, and the attraction of gravitation.

"They taught hydrostatics and determined the specific gravities of

bodies.

"In optics they discovered that a ray of light did not proceed from the

eye to an object--but from the object to the eye."

"They were manufacturers of cotton, leather, paper and steel.

"They gave us the game of chess.

"They produced romances and novels and essays on many subjects.

"In their schools they taught the modern doctrines of evolution and

development." They anticipated Darwin and Spencer.

These people were not Christians. They were the followers, for the most

part, of an impostor--of a pretended prophet of a false God. And yet

while the true Christians, the men selected by the true God and filled

with the Holy Ghost were tearing out the tongues of heretics, these

wretches were irreverently tracing the orbits of the stars. While the

true believers were flaying philosophers and extinguishing the eyes of

thinkers, these godless followers of Mohammed were founding colleges,

collecting manuscripts, investigating the facts of nature and giving

their attention to science. Afterward the followers of Mohammed became

the enemies of science and hated facts as intensely and honestly as

Christians. Whoever has a revelation from God will defend it with all

his strength--will abhor reason and deny facts.

But it is well to know that we are indebted to the Moors--to the

followers of Mohammed--for having laid the foundations of modern

science. It is well to know that we are not indebted to the church, to

Christianity, for any useful fact.

It is well to know that the seeds of thought were sown in our minds by

the Greeks and Romans, and that our literature came from those seeds.

The great literature of our language is Pagan in its thought--Pagan

in its beauty--Pagan in its perfection. It is well to know that when

Mohammedans were the friends of science, Christians were its enemies.

How consoling it is to think that the friends of science--the men who

educated their fellows--are now in hell, and that the men who persecuted

and killed philosophers are now in heaven! Such is the justice of God.

The Christians of the Middle Ages, the men who were filled with the Holy

Ghost, knew all about the worlds beyond the grave, but nothing about

the world in which they lived. They thought the earth was flat--a little

dishing if anything--that it was about five thousand years old, and that

the stars were little sparkles made to beautify the night.

The fact is that Christianity was in existence for fifteen hundred years

before there was an astronomer in Christendom. No follower of Christ

knew the shape of the earth.

The earth was demonstrated to be a globe, not by a pope or cardinal--not

by a collection of clergymen--not by the "called" or the "set apart,"

but by a sailor. Magellan left Seville, Spain, August 10th, 1519, sailed

west and kept sailing west, and the ship reached Seville, the port it

left, on Sept. 7th, 1522.

The world had been circumnavigated. The earth was known to be round.

There had been a dispute between the Scriptures and a sailor. The fact

took the sailor's side.

In 1543 Copernicus published his book, "On the Revolutions of the

Heavenly Bodies."

He had some idea of the vastness of the stars--of the astronomical

spaces--of the insignificance of this world.

Toward the close of the sixteenth century, Bruno, one of the greatest

men this world has produced, gave his thoughts to his fellow-men. He

taught the plurality of worlds. He was a Pantheist, an Atheist, an

honest man. He called the Catholic Church the "Triumphant Beast." He

was imprisoned for many years, tried, convicted, and on the 16th day of

February, 1600, burned in Rome by men filled with the Holy Ghost,

burned on the spot where now his monument rises. Bruno, the noblest, the

greatest of all the martyrs. The only one who suffered death for what he

believed to be the truth. The only martyr who had no heaven to gain, no

hell to shun, no God to please. He was nobler than inspired men,

grander than prophets, greater and purer than apostles. Above all the

theologians of the world, above the makers of creeds, above the founders

of religions rose this serene, unselfish and intrepid man.

Yet Christians, followers of Christ, murdered this incomparable man.

These Christians were true to their creed. They believed that faith

would be rewarded with eternal joy, and doubt punished with eternal

pain. They were logical. They were pious and pitiless--devout and

devilish--meek and malicious--religious and revengeful--Christ-like and

cruel--loving with their mouths and hating with their hearts. And yet,

honest victims of ignorance and fear.

What have the wordly done?

In 1608, Lippersheim, a Hollander, so arranged lenses that objects were

exaggerated.

He invented the telescope.

He gave countless worlds to our eyes, and made us citizens of the

Universe.

In 1610, on the night of January 7th, Galileo demonstrated the truth of

the Copernican system, and in 1632, published his work on "The System of

the World."

What did the church do?

Galileo was arrested, imprisoned, forced to fall upon his knees, put his

hand on the Bible, and recant. For ten years he was kept in prison--for

ten years until released by the pity of death. Then the church--men

filled with the Holy Ghost--denied his body burial in consecrated

ground. It was feared that his dust might corrupt the bodies of those

who had persecuted him.

In 1609, Kepler published his book "Motions of the Planet Mars."

He, too, knew of the attraction of gravitation and that it acted in

proportion to mass and distance. Kepler announced his Three Laws. He

found and mathematically expressed the relation of distance, mass, and

motion. Nothing greater has been accomplished by the human mind.

Astronomy became a science and Christianity a superstition.

Then came Newton, Herscheland Laplace. The astronomy of Joshua and

Elijah faded from the minds of intelligent men, and Jehovah became an

ignorant tribal god.

Men began to see that the operations of Nature were not subject to

interference. That eclipses were not caused by the wrath of God--that

comets had nothing to do with the destruction of empires or the death

of kings, that the stars wheeled in their orbits without regard to the

actions of men. In the sacred East the dawn appeared.

What have the wordly done?

A few years ago a few men became wicked enough to use their senses. They

began to look and listen. They began to really see and then they began

to reason. They forgot heaven and hell long enough to take some interest

in this world. They began to examine soils and rocks. They noticed what

had been done by rivers and seas. They found out something about the

crust of the earth. They found that most of the rocks had been deposited

and stratified in the water--rocks 70,000 feet in thickness. They found

that the coal was once vegetable matter. They made the best calculations

they could of the time required to make the coal, and concluded that it

must have taken at least six or seven millions of years. They examined

the chalk cliffs, found that they were composed of the microscopic

shells of minute organisms, that is to say, the dust of these shells.

This dust settled over areas as large as Europe and in some places the

chalk is a mile in depth. This must have required many millions of

years.

Lyell, the highest authority on the subject, says that it must have

required, to cause the changes that we know, at least two hundred

million years. Think of these vast deposits caused by the slow falling

of infinitesimal atoms of impalpable dust through the silent depths of

ancient seas! Think of the microscopical forms of life, constructing

their minute houses of lime, giving life to others, leaving their

mansions beneath the waves, and so through countless generations

building the foundations of continents and islands.

Go back of all life that we now know--back of all the flying lizards,

the armored monsters, the hissing serpents, the winged and fanged

horrors--back to the Laurentian rocks--to the eozoon, the first of

living things that we have found--back of all mountains, seas and

rivers--back to the first incrustation of the molten world--back of wave

of fire and robe of flame--back to the time when all the substance of

the earth blazed in the glowing sun with all the stars that wheel about

the central fire.

Think of the days and nights that lie between!--think of the centuries,

the withered leaves of time, that strew the desert of the past!

Nature does not hurry. Time cannot be wasted--cannot be lost. The

future remains eternal and all the past is as though it had not been--as

though it were to be. The infinite knows neither loss nor gain.

We know something of the history of the world--something of the human

race; and we know that man has lived and struggled through want and war,

through pestilence and famine, through ignorance and crime, through fear

and hope, on the old earth for millions and millions of years.

At last we know that infallible popes, and countless priests and

clergymen, who had been "called," filled with the Holy Ghost, and

presidents of colleges, kings, emperors and executives of nations had

mistaken the blundering guesses of ignorant savages for the wisdom of an

infinite God.

At last we know that the story of creation, of the beginning of things,

as told in the "sacred book," is not only untrue, but utterly absurd and

idiotic. Now we know that the inspired writers did not know and that the

God who inspired them did not know.

We are no longer misled by myths and legends. We rely upon facts. The

world is our witness and the stars testify for us.

What have the worldly done?

They have investigated the religions of the world--have read the sacred

books, the prophecies, the commandments, the rules of conduct. They have

studied the symbols, the ceremonies, the prayers and sacrifices. And

they have shown that all religions are substantially the same--produced

by the same causes--that all rest on a misconception of the facts in

nature--that all are founded on ignorance and fear, on mistake and

mystery.

They have found that Christianity is like the rest--that it was not a

revelation, but a natural growth--that its gods and devils, its heavens

and hells, were borrowed--that its ceremonies and sacraments were

souvenirs of other religions--that no part of it came from heaven, but

that it was all made by savage man. They found that Jehovah was a tribal

god and that his ancestors had lived on the banks of the Euphrates, the

Tigris, the Ganges and the Nile, and these ancestors were traced back to

still more savage forms.

They found that all the sacred books were filled with inspired mistake

and sacred absurdity.

But, say the Christians, we have the only inspired book. We have the

Old Testament and the New. Where did you get the Old Testament? From the

Jews?--Yes.

Let me tell you about it.

After the Jews returned from Babylon, about 400 years before Christ,

Ezra commenced making the Bible. You will find an account of this in the

Bible.

We know that Genesis was written after the Captivity--because it was

from the Babylonians that the Jews got the story of the creation--of

Adam and Eve, of the Garden--of the serpent, and the tree of life--of

the flood--and from them they learned about the Sabbath.

You find nothing about that holy day in Judges, Joshua, Samuel, Kings

or Chronicles--nothing in Job, the Psalms, in Esther, Solomon's Song

or Ecclesiastes. Only in books written by Ezra after the return from

Babylon.

When Ezra finished the inspired book, he placed it in the temple. It was

written on the skins of beasts, and, so far as we know, there was but

one.

What became of this Bible?

Jerusalem was taken by Titus about 70 years after Christ. The temple was

destroyed and, at the request of Josephus, the Holy Bible was sent to

Vespasian the Emperor, at Rome.

And this Holy Bible has never been seen or heard of since. So much for

that.

Then there was a copy, or rather a translation, called the Septuagint.

How was that made?

It is said that Ptolemy Soter and his son Ptolemy Philadelphus obtained

a translation of the Jewish Bible. This translation was made by seventy

persons.

At that time the Jewish Bible did not contain Daniel, Ecclesiastes, but

few of the Psalms and only a part of Isaiah.

What became of this translation known as the Septuagint?

It was burned in the Bruchium Library forty-seven years before Christ.

Then there was another so-called copy of part of the Bible, known as the

Samaritan Roll of the Pentateuch.

But this is not considered of any value.

Have we a true copy of the Bible that was in the temple at

Jerusalem--the one sent to Vespasian?

Nobody knows.

Have we a true copy of the Septuagint?

Nobody knows.

What is the oldest manuscript of the Bible we have in Hebrew?

The oldest manuscript we have in Hebrew was written in the 10th century

after Christ. The oldest pretended copy we have of the Septuagint

written in Greek was made in the 5th century after Christ.

If the Bible was divinely inspired, if it was the actual word of God, we

have no authenticated copy. The original has been lost and we are left

in the darkness of Nature.

It is impossible for us to show that our Bible is correct. We have no

standard. Many of the books in our Bible contradict each other. Many

chapters appear to be incomplete and parts of different books are

written in the same words, showing that both could not have been

original. The 19th and 20th chapters of 2nd Kings and the 37th and

38th chapters of Isaiah are exactly the same. So is the 36th chapter of

Isaiah from the 2nd verse the same as the 18th chapter of 2nd Kings from

the 2nd verse.

So, it is perfectly apparent that there could have been no possible

propriety in inspiring the writers of Kings and the writers of

Chronicles. The books are substantially the same, differing in a

few mistakes--in a few falsehoods. The same is true of Leviticus and

Numbers. The books do not agree either in facts or philosophy. They

differ as the men differed who wrote them.

What have the worldly done?

They have investigated the phenomena of nature. They have invented ways

to use the forces of the world, the weight of falling water--of moving

air. They have changed water to steam, invented engines--the tireless

giants that work for man. They have made lightning a messenger and

slave. They invented movable type, taught us the art of printing and

made it possible to save and transmit the intellectual wealth of the

world. They connected continents with cables, cities and towns with

the telegraph--brought the world into one family--made intelligence

independent of distance. They taught us how to build homes, to obtain

food, to weave cloth. They covered the seas with iron ships and the

land with roads and steeds of steel. They gave us the tools of all the

trades--the implements of labor. They chiseled statues, painted pictures

and "witched the world" with form and color. They have found the cause

of and the cure for many maladies that afflict the flesh and minds of

men. They have given us the instruments of music and the great composers

and performers have changed the common air to tones and harmonies that

intoxicate, exalt and purify the soul.

They have rescued us from the prisons of fear, and snatched our souls

from the fangs and claws of superstition's loathsome, crawling, flying

beasts. They have given us the liberty to think and the courage to

express our thoughts. They have changed the frightened, the enslaved,

the kneeling, the prostrate into men and women--clothed them in their

right minds and made them truly free. They have uncrowned the phantoms,

wrested the scepters from the ghosts and given this world to the

children of men. They have driven from the heart the fiends of fear and

extinguished the flames of hell.

They have read a few leaves of the great volume--deciphered some of the

records written on stone by the tireless hands of time in the dim past.

They have told us something of what has been done by wind and wave, by

fire and frost, by life and death, the ceaseless workers, the pauseless

forces of the world.

They have enlarged the horizon of the known, changed the glittering

specks that shine above us to wheeling worlds, and filled all space with

countless suns.

They have found the qualities of substances, the nature of things--how

to analyze, separate and combine, and have enabled us to use the good

and avoid the hurtful.

They have given us mathematics in the higher forms, by means of which we

measure the astronomical spaces, the distances to stars, the velocity at

which the heavenly bodies move, their density and weight, and by which

the mariner navigates the waste and trackless seas. They have given us

all we have of knowledge, of literature and art. They have made life

worth living. They have filled the world with conveniences, comforts and

luxuries.

All this has been done by the worldly--by those, who were not "called"

or "set apart" or filled with the Holy Ghost or had the slightest claim

to "apostolic succession." The men who accomplished these things were

not "inspired." They had no revelation--no supernatural aid. They were

not clad in sacred vestments, and tiaras were not upon their brows. They

were not even ordained. They used their senses, observed and recorded

facts. They had confidence in reason. They were patient searchers for

the truth. They turned their attention to the affairs of this

world. They were not saints. They were sensible men. They worked for

themselves, for wife and child and for the benefit of all.

To these men we are indebted for all we are, for all we know, for all

we have. They were the creators of civilization--the founders of free

states--the saviors of liberty--the destroyers of superstition and the

great captains in the army of progress.

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