They shouted: "Great is the mystery of Godliness."

Did they show us how to improve our condition in this world?

They informed us that Christ had two natures and two wills.

Did they give us even a hint as to any useful thing?

They gave us predestination, foreordination and just enough "free will"

to go to hell.

Did they discover or show us how to produce anything for food?

Did they produce anything to satisfy the hunger of man?

Instead of this they discovered that a peasant girl who lived in

Palestine, was the mother of God. This they proved by a book, and to

make the book evidence they called it inspired.

Did they tell us anything about chemistry--how to combine and separate

substances--how to subtract the hurtful--how to produce the useful?

They told us that bread, by making certain motions and mumbling certain

prayers, could be changed into the flesh of God, and that in the same

way wine could be changed to his blood. And this, notwithstanding the

fact that God never had any flesh or blood, but has always been a spirit

without body, parts or passions.

What has the church done?

It gave us the history of the world--of the stars, and the beginning of

all things. It taught the geology of Moses--the astronomy of Joshua

and Elijah. It taught the fall of man and the atonement--proved that a

Jewish peasant was God--established the existence of hell, purgatory and

heaven.

It pretended to have a revelation from God--the Scriptures, in which

could be found all knowledge--everything that man could need in the

journey of life. Nothing outside of the inspired book--except legends

and prayers--could be of any value. Books that contradicted the Bible

were hurtful, those that agreed with it--useless. Nothing was of

importance except faith, credulity--belief. The church said: "Let

philosophy alone, count your beads. Ask no questions, fall upon your

knees. Shut your eyes, and save your souls."

What has the church done?

For centuries it kept the earth flat, for centuries it made all the

hosts of heaven travel around this world--for centuries it clung to

"sacred" knowledge, and fought facts with the ferocity of a fiend. For

centuries it hated the useful. It was the deadly enemy of medicine.

Disease was produced by devils and could be cured only by priests,

decaying bones, and holy water. Doctors were the rivals of priests. They

diverted the revenues.

The church opposed the study of anatomy--was against the dissection of

the dead. Man had no right to cure disease--God would do that through

his priests.

Man had no right to prevent disease--diseases were sent by God as

judgments.

The church opposed inoculation--vaccination, and the use of chloroform

and ether. It was declared to be a sin, a crime for a woman to lessen

the pangs of motherhood. The church declared that woman must bear the

curse of the merciful Jehovah.

What has the church done?

It taught that the insane were inhabited by devils. Insanity was not a

disease. It was produced by demons. It could be cured by prayers--gifts,

amulets and charms. All these had to be paid for. This enriched the

church. These ideas were honestly entertained by Protestants as well as

Catholics--by Luther, Calvin, Knox and Wesley.

What has the church done?

It taught the awful doctrine of witchcraft. It filled the darkness with

demons--the air with devils, and the world with grief and shame. It

charged men, women and children with being in league with Satan to

injure their fellows. Old women were convicted for causing storms at

sea--for preventing rain and for bringing frost. Girls were convicted

for having changed themselves into wolves, snakes and toads. These

witches were burned for causing diseases--for selling their souls and

for souring beer. All these things were done with the aid of the Devil

who sought to persecute the faithful, the lambs of God. Satan sought in

many ways to scandalize the church. He sometimes assumed the appearance

of a priest and committed crimes.

On one occasion he personated a bishop--a bishop renowned for his

sanctity--allowed himself to be discovered and dragged from the room of

a beautiful widow. So perfectly did he counterfeit the features and form

of the bishop, that many who were well acquainted with the prelate,

were actually deceived, and the widow herself thought her lover was the

bishop. All this was done by the Devil to bring reproach upon holy men.

Hundreds of like instances could be given, as the war waged between

demons and priests was long and bitter.

These popes and priests--these clergymen, were not hypocrites. They

believed in the New Testament--in the teachings of Christ, and they knew

that the principal business of the Savior was casting out devils.

What has the church done?

It made the wife a slave--the property of the husband, and it placed

the husband as much above the wife as Christ was above the husband. It

taught that a nun is purer, nobler than a mother. It induced millions of

pure and conscientious girls to renounce the joys of life--to take the

veil woven of night and death, to wear the habiliments of the dead--made

them believe that they were the brides of Christ.

For my part, I would as soon be a widow as the bride of a man who had

been dead for eighteen hundred years.

The poor deluded girls imagined that they, in some mysterious way, were

in spiritual wedlock united with God. All worldly desires were

driven from their hearts. They filled their lives with fastings--with

prayers--with self-accusings. They forgot fathers and mothers and gave

their love to the invisible. They were the victims, the convicts of

superstition--prisoners in the penitentiaries of God. Conscientious,

good, sincere--insane.

These loving women gave their hearts to a phantom, their lives to a

dream.

A few years ago, at a revival, a fine buxom girl was "converted," "born

again." In her excitement she cried, "I'm married to Christ--I'm married

to Christ." In her delirium she threw her arms around the neck of an old

man and again cried, "I'm married to Christ." The old man, who happened

to be a kind of skeptic, gently removed her hands, saying at the same

time: "I don't know much about your husband, but I have great respect

for your father-in-law."

Priests, theologians, have taken advantage of women--of their

gentleness--their love of approbation. They have lived upon their hopes

and fears. Like vampires, they have sucked their blood. They have made

them responsible for the sins of the world. They have taught them the

slave virtues--meekness, humility--implicit obedience. They have

fed their minds with mistakes, mysteries and absurdities. They have

endeavored to weaken and shrivel their brains, until, to them, there

would be no possible connection between evidence and belief--between

fact and faith.

What has the church done?

It was the enemy of commerce--of business. It denounced the taking

of interest for money. Without taking interest for money, progress is

impossible. The steamships, the great factories, the railroads have all

been built with borrowed money, money on which interest was promised and

for the most part paid.

The church was opposed to fire insurance--to life insurance. It

denounced insurance in any form as gambling, as immoral. To insure your

life was to declare that you had no confidence in God--that you relied

on a corporation instead of divine providence. It was declared that God

would provide for your widow and your fatherless children.

To insure your life was to insult heaven.

What has the church done?

The church regarded epidemics as the messengers of the good God. The

"Black Death" was sent by the eternal Father, whose mercy spared some

and whose justice murdered the rest. To stop the scourge, they tried to

soften the heart of God by kneelings and prostrations--by processions

and prayers--by burning incense and by making vows. They did not try to

remove the cause. The cause was God. They did not ask for pure water,

but for holy water. Faith and filth lived or rather died together.

Religion and rags, piety and pollution kept company. Sanctity kept its

odor.

What has the church done?

It was the enemy of art and literature. It destroyed the marbles of

Greece and Rome. Beauty was Pagan. It destroyed so far as it could the

best literature of the world. It feared thought--but it preserved the

Scriptures, the ravings of insane saints, the falsehoods of the Fathers,

the bulls of popes, the accounts of miracles performed by shrines, by

dried blood and faded hair, by pieces of bones and wood, by rusty nails

and thorns, by handkerchiefs and rags, by water and beads and by a

finger of the Holy Ghost.

This was the literature of the church.

I admit that the priests were honest--as honest as ignorant. More could

not be said.

What has the church done?

Christianity claims, with great pride, that it established asylums for

the insane. Yes, it did. But the insane were treated as criminals. They

were regarded as the homes--as the tenement-houses of devils. They were

persecuted and tormented. They were chained and flogged, starved and

killed. The asylums were prisons, dungeons, the insane were victims and

the keepers were ignorant, conscientious, pious fiends. They were not

trying to help men, they were fighting devils--destroying demons. They

were not actuated by love--but by hate and fear.

What has the church done?

It founded schools where facts were denied, where science was denounced

and philosophy despised. Schools, where priests were made--where they

were taught to hate reason and to look upon doubts as the suggestions of

the Devil. Schools where the heart was hardened and the brain shriveled.

Schools in which lies were sacred and truths profane. Schools for the

more general diffusion of ignorance--schools to prevent thought--to

suppress knowledge. Schools for the purpose of enslaving the world.

Schools in which teachers knew less than pupils.

What has the church done?

It has used its influence with God to get rain and sunshine--to stop

flood and storm--to kill insects, rats, snakes and wild beasts--to stay

pestilence and famine--to delay frost and snow--to lengthen the lives of

kings and queens--to protect presidents--to give legislators wisdom--to

increase collections and subscriptions. In marriages it has made God the

party of the third part. It has sprinkled water on babes when they were

named. It has put oil on the dying and repeated prayers for the dead.

It has tried to protect the people from the malice of the Devil--from

ghosts and spooks, from witches and wizards and all the leering fiends

that seek to poison the souls of men. It has endeavored to protect the

sheep of God from the wolves of science--from the wild beasts of doubt

and investigation. It has tried to wean the lambs of the Lord from the

delights, the pleasures, the joys, of life. According to the philosophy

of the church, the virtuous weep and suffer, the vicious laugh and

thrive, the good carry a cross, and the wicked fly. But in the next life

this will be reversed. Then the good will be happy, and the bad will be

damned.

The church filled the world with faith and crime.

It polluted the fountains of joy. It gave us an ignorant, jealous,

revengeful and cruel God--sometimes merciful--sometimes ferocious. Now

just, now infamous--sometimes wise--generally foolish. It gave us

a Devil, cunning, malicious, almost the equal of God, not quite as

strong--but quicker--not as profound--but sharper.

It gave us angels with wings--cherubim and seraphim and a heaven with

harps and hallelujahs--with streets of gold and gates of pearl.

It gave us fiends and imps with wings like bats. It gave us ghosts

and goblins, spooks and sprites, and little devils that swarmed in the

bodies of men, and it gave us hell where the souls of men will roast in

eternal flames. Shall we thank the church? Shall we thank the orthodox

churches?

Shall we thank them for the hell they made here? Shall we thank them for

the hell of the future?

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