6. LIFE IN A COUNTRY TOWN

Their destination was Kyauktan, a Burman name that means a "ridge of

rock." As you go up the river to Rangoon a low ridge is visible,

inland, on the right, almost parallel to the muddy bank, and not very

far from it. It is a ridge of rock; but, in that benignant land, there

seems to be something indecent, or at least savouring of skeletons, in

bare rocks like those of more desolate countries; and in this

instance, as usual there, you may know the rock is below, but you see

only the elevated greenery. Towards the seaward end of the ridge is

Kyauktan, a little country town on a tidal creek, invisible from the

ocean steamers. There was the new home of our happy heroine. There she

lived in her master's house, amid abundance infinite to her, because

she could not measure it. Milk and rice she tolerated, as other

children do; but even of these she took only what she wanted; and she

had an embarrassing choice of riches of other kinds, enough to make

any honey-bear quite happy.

The deep black of her fine fur was relieved by beautiful white lines

on her bosom, meeting in the middle, like a necklace with a pendant on

the breast. As she squatted on her haunches her nose was little above

the edge of the table; but when she stood up to help herself, as she

was continually doing, the natural decoration on her bosom was

conspicuous, and she almost seemed as if quite nicely dressed.

Table manners she had none. How could she have manners when she had no

hands? The word "manners" comes from the word for hand (main, manus).

Manners mean a dexterity that hands make possible for men and monkeys,

but not for bears. If they had had the hands and we their paws, the

evolution of species would have taken a different turn, and the course

of the world's history changed indeed! Our heroine had to adapt

herself, and did it with great dexterity, but she could not grow

hands. Her method at table was to reach forth both her paws, and scoop

in towards herself whatever she wanted; and then she would lift things

to her lips with both paws, using her nails almost as the Chinese do

their chopsticks. It was not her fault that she had to break glasses

and upset dishes and make many a mess.

Her master could deny her nothing. It was therefore lucky for him that

her tastes were not expensive. She liked fruits best, and the fresh

kinds too, which are cheap, not the tinned things. But she was not

bigoted. Her appetite was eclectic. Sweet jam was appreciated, and

honey in a high degree; but she did not altogether refuse marmalade if

she saw nothing better.

Occasionally she was utterly unreasonable, and became troublesome, not

by pulling the tablecloth, as did another Burman bear of my

acquaintance, but by a peculiarity equally characteristic of a pet

that was spoiled. Or it might be attributed to her temperament. It

consisted in being so absorbed in what she saw that she forgot

everything else, just like the ordinary doctrinaire or idealist or

athlete or any other kind of common person, able to see only one thing

at a time. For example, if she saw plantains on the table, and wanted

them, but did not then want any of the milk or sugar or other things

intervening, she ignored what she did not want, and leaned over far

enough to include the plantains in her magnificent embrace, and pulled

the plantains to her, unheeding all the rest.

No man is perfect. Her master has confessed that he once or twice was

so provoked at such a performance as to give her a tap on the nose,

whereupon she went and "sulked in a corner," as he expressed it; but

how could he tell what she was thinking?

Some said she whimpered for her mother on such occasions. The Burmans

say, "When the child trips, it cries for its mother"; but it is not

certain that she remembered her early days, for she was but a young

thing when she was caught and taken to a man's house. Her master may

well have been an indifferent substitute for an indulgent parent; but

he was all she had, and his jam was very good.

He was not allowed to monopolise her young affections. She had not

been long in Kyauktan before she had explored the town and even found

her way to the bazaar or market, where the stall-holders, male and

female, welcomed her with open arms.

To tell Europeans of a bear running about loose and being welcomed

with open arms in the markets may seem a fairy tale; and though in a

narrative of fact it is permissible to tell what is stranger than

fiction, still it may be as well to explain a few things that

Europeans cannot easily know. The Kyauktan bazaar was a _retail_

market, where people were never in a hurry, quite different from

Covent Garden; and the bears of Burma have different habits from those

of Europe. They are smaller too; but that is the least of the

difference.

In Europe, if we mean to be rude and impute rudeness, we call a man

a bear. To torture bears was a familiar sport, not long

ago--bear-baiting. We still use the word; and big bears ignominiously

led captive may still be seen, bemocked to make a foolish holiday. All

this implies a hostile attitude which is never seen in Burma.

Perhaps a grim passage in Gibbon's _History_ may be quoted to show the

contrast. It is in chapter xxv, and concerns the great Emperor

Valentinian (A.D. 364–375). He had put his brother Valens on the

throne at Constantinople, and taken charge of the rowdier end of the

world himself.

"In the government of his household, or of his empire, slight, or even

imaginary offences, a hasty word, a casual omission, an involuntary

delay, were chastised by a sentence of immediate death. The

expressions which issued the most readily from the mouth of the

emperor of the West were, 'Strike off his head'; 'Burn him alive';

'Let him be beaten with clubs till he expires'; and his most favoured

ministers soon understood that, by a rash attempt to dispute or

suspend the execution of his sanguinary commands, they might involve

themselves in the guilt and punishment of disobedience. The repeated

gratification of this savage justice hardened the mind of Valentinian

against pity and remorse; and the sallies of passion were confirmed by

the habits of cruelty. He could behold with calm satisfaction the

convulsive agonies of torture and death: he reserved his friendship

for those faithful servants whose temper was the most congenial to his

own. The merit of Maximin, who had slaughtered the noblest families of

Rome, was rewarded with the royal approbation and the prefecture of

Gaul. Two fierce and enormous bears, distinguished by the appellations

of _Innocence_ and Mica Aurea, could alone deserve to share the favour

of Maximin. The cages of those trusty guards were always placed near

the bedchamber of Valentinian, who frequently amused his eyes with the

grateful spectacle of seeing them tear and devour the bleeding limbs

of the malefactors who were abandoned to their rage. Their diet and

exercises were carefully inspected by the Roman emperor; and, when

_Innocence_ had earned her discharge by a long course of meritorious

service, the faithful animal was again restored to the freedom of her

native woods."

Unlike those occidental savages, the heroine of our history, if asked

to eat the flesh of men or even butchers' meat, would have felt as

much insulted as Bernard Shaw himself. I do not mean that either she

or "the Shaw" would rather starve than nibble a chicken; but that

their tastes were delicate, and they preferred cereals and vegetables

and fruits and sweets to any kind of carcasses.

The Burmans call the bear "wetwun," the governor or minister of the

pigs, the "gentleman pig"; and sometimes say, between jest and

earnest, that pigs and bears are good Buddhists. That is because they

are not murderous, though strong. It is only in self-defence that they

ever do hurt. They live in general without taking life; and a nice

she-bear that was sleek and tame was a treat to see, especially as she

was not proud, the unpardonable sin in Mongolian eyes. She was ever

willing to accept little tit-bits of fruit and to stand and be

caressed by anybody.

The woods were near. No doubt she often lifted up her eyes in that

direction; but the sweet things of the table and the excitements of

the bazaar--all the comforts of Charing Cross, so to speak--kept her

from trying to escape.

I once knew a pet that did run away, and after some days' absence came

back again; but in this instance, the bear did not worry her master in

that way. Servants are not partial to pets. She could go wherever she

liked, and perhaps they would not have been sorry if she had departed

altogether. But she always came back. Perhaps it was because she could

escape at any time, as easily to-morrow as to-day. There was no hurry.

She may have intended to go off to the woods at some time or other,

and always postponed it. As Goethe admirably says, "We love to walk

along the plains, with the summit in our eye."

Whatever her feelings or thoughts, when she took her walks abroad,

that is to say, outside her master's little park or compound, she

generally went to the bazaar.

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