7. THE WONDERFUL SUCKLING

One of the most amusing of European ways in Burma and India is the

habit of adhering to hours of work and fashions of garments that suit

London. In the heat of the day the whites and their direct employees

are supposed to be working hard. This leaves the best hours of the

twenty-four for amusement, which is not exactly what was intended. The

fashion is set by men who live in the hills. That is the secret.

You cannot really ignore the sun in the Tropics, however; you can only

pretend to do it. Go into many a native quarter or bazaar in the

middle of the day, as the bear used to do at Kyauktan, and you behold

life honestly relaxed. The customers in the bazaar are country cousins

from a distance, if there are any customers. The buzz of an occasional

sewing-machine is like the drone of bees in summer, harmonious enough

in the ears of the bazaar-sellers, many of whom are taking a siesta.

When she wanted fun or fruit or to see the crowd--when she was on

business, so to speak--the bear went to the bazaar like other Kyauktan

people, in the morning, or perhaps the late afternoon. When she went

in the middle of the day, it was just because master was busy at court

and it was dull at home, and a rest seemed likely to be more enjoyable

in company.

When once she was sauntering towards it at this mid-day hour, she

passed an Indian cottage, in front of which, upon a "charpoy" or

bedstead, used also as a couch, and now set upon the ground in a shady

spot, a young Indian mother lay sound asleep, with baby in her lap, it

may be guessed. At any rate the baby had had enough for the time,

while mamma lay back upon the couch, breathing peacefully. Her plump

and healthy breasts were full of milk; and as the little bearess

looked, the instinct of childhood returned upon her, and she went up

softly and laid her lips to the nipple which the other baby had

abandoned. "She milked the woman dry," said people afterwards; but

nobody saw it being done. Nobody noticed anything till the street rang

with female shrieks. "Ayāh! Ayāh! Ayāh! Mother! mother! Help, help!

Come, all! Come, all! Come! Come! Come, all! Come, all! Help! help!

Ah, mother, mother, mother, mother! Ayāh! Ayāh!" The bear pushed her

way through the gathering crowd and hurried home unhurt. One does not

readily lift a hand against an old favourite; and she was home before

people realised the terrible event.

Luckily for everybody, Kyauktan was, and still is, blessed with that

most useful of men--an honest lawyer. He was a barrister-at-law; but

the queer convention of some parts of Europe, which restricts the best

lawyers to talking in court, and allows them to be consulted only

through another lawyer, is as unknown in Burma as in America. At

Kyauktan, as in Boston, you do _not_ need to be "lathered in one shop

and shaved in another." You choose your lawyer, and go to him,

straight.

The Kyauktan barrister had been an official once; but, as people said,

he had retired and reformed. In sober truth, he had been one of the

best Commissioners ever known in Burma; and now his mere presence at

Kyauktan made life more bearable to honest men, for many miles around.

To him the husband of the unhappy young mother, just milked dry, went

running, a score of women probably shrieking instructions after him,

and half the women in Kyauktan standing ready to advise. But,

wonderful to tell, there were many of them on the side of the bear,

poor harmless orphan; and when, after a while, the obedient husband

slowly returned to his wife, and did not announce a suit or anything

else to be done, some praised the lawyer, and others said that the man

had only pretended to go and consult him. The strangest thing of all,

significant of much, was that nobody then complained to the bear's

master or even told him of the matter. He was left to learn it later

from the bantering of the honest lawyer. Was there ever a pet so

popular before?

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