5. THE BEAR AND THE PERAMBULATOR

Her master loved her as dearly as ever any man loved a dog; and so,

when he was transferred from the north of Upper to the south of Lower

Burma, he took her with him. This was lucky for her. She had made a

bad impression on the man who came to relieve him, although, as

himself a father of children, he might have been expected to

appreciate her. It was all a misunderstanding.

The new man had come in advance of his family, but brought with him a

perambulator, nicely upholstered; and when the gentleman went upstairs

to bed, and the servants to their quarters, our heroine naturally

proceeded to examine the perambulator, which was exactly the right

size for her. There was nobody else in the house whom it suited at

all. How could she know, without being told, of the impending arrival

of another little thing? Everything thereabouts had been at her

disposal hitherto. How could she suspect that this might not be?

Of course she was too young to understand distinctions of property;

but, even if she had had a mature human intellect, she might easily

have made the mistake she apparently did.

At any rate, what is certain is that, next morning, the fine leather

was torn to tatters, and the horse-hair spread about, while she

contemplated the work of her paws with complacency. The new magistrate

was as unable to express his feelings as our heroine to explain her

thoughts. They gaped at each other, I believe. Presumably, she had

found the stuffing hot, and wished to make her new toy suit the

climate and her taste. But she could not explain all that; and the new

magistrate said....

Suffice it for the purpose of this history that he made no objection

when her own dear, original master declared that he would take her

with him wherever he went. So they departed together.

_P.S._--While the biographer of the bear is correcting the proofs of

this book at Toungoo, Burma, in June, 1910, he meets the owner of the

perambulator, who not only confirms what is here recorded, but even

becomes bitter again against the bear, and, warming at the

recollection, rhapsodies in his wrath.--"She was a wicked beast. She

tore out the insides of my pillows, too. She was eternally meddling.

She went everywhere. Nothing was sacred to her at all. I never was

gladder to see any pet begone." "But did not N. love her?" it was

asked, naming her owner. "O yes, he did, he thought nothing too good

for her." What a happy little bear!

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