The Lady and Gentleman Help Association can find excellent positions
for--
A Lady Help with twenty thousand a year, who can help her husband to
enjoy existence.
A Lady Help with deft fingers, who can open oysters, peel walnuts and
prawns, and make toast.
A Lady Help who can draft a speech that will suit an ex-Secretary of
State at a Social Science Congress.
A Lady Help who can do the same for a mild and moderate Bishop at
a Church Congress--extra wages will be given for assistance in the
composition of charges.
A Lady Help who can drive Four-in-Hand, for a coach to be started from
Hatchett's Hotel to Coventry.
A Lady Help who is absolutely helpless--none need apply unless they can
show that they are good for nothing.