But of all who entered the enchanted garden in the inebriation

of delight, and quitted it in agonies of rage and shame, the most

remarkable was Voltaire. Many circumstances had made him desirous of

finding a home at a distance from his country. His fame had {194}raised

him up enemies. His sensibility gave them a formidable advantage over

him. They were, indeed, contemptible assailants. Of all that they wrote

against him, nothing has survived except what he has himself preserved.

But the constitution of his mind resembled the constitution of those

bodies in which the slightest scratch of a bramble, or the bite of a

gnat, never fails to fester. Though his reputation was rather raised

than lowered by the abuse of such writers as Fréron and Desfontaines,

though the vengeance which he took on Fréron and Desfontaines was such,

that scourging branding, pillorying, would have been a trifle to it,

there is reason to believe that they gave him far more pain than he ever

gave them. Though he enjoyed during his own lifetime the reputation of

a classic, though he was extolled by his contemporaries above all poets,

philosophers, and historians, though his works were read with as much

delight and admiration at Moscow and Westminster, at Florence and

Stockholm, as at Paris itself, he was yet tormented by that restless

jealousy which should seem to belong only to minds burning with the

desire of fame, and yet conscious of impotence. To men of letters who

could by no possibility be his rivals, he was, if they behaved well to

him, not merely just, not merely courteous, but often a hearty friend

and a munificent benefactor. But to every writer who rose to a celebrity

approaching his own, he became either a disguised or an avowed enemy. He

slily depreciated Montesquieu and Buffon. He publicly, and with violent

outrage, made war on Rousseau. Nor had he the art of hiding his feelings

under the semblance of good humour or of contempt. With all his great

talents, and all his long experience of the world, he had no more

self-command than a petted {195}child or a hysterical woman. Whenever

he was mortified, he exhausted the whole rhetoric of anger and sorrow

to express his mortification. His torrents of bitter words, his stamping

and cursing, his grimaces and his tears of rage, were a rich feast

to those abject natures, whose delight is in the agonies of powerful

spirits and in the abasement of immortal names. These creatures had now

found out a way of galling him to the very quick. In one walk, at

least, it had been admitted by envy itself that he was without, a living

competitor. Since Racine had been laid among the great men whose dust

made the holy precinct of Port Royal holier, no tragic poet had appeared

who could contest the palm with the author of Zaire, of Alzire, and of

Merope. At length a rival was announced. Old Crébillon, who, many years

before, had obtained some theatrical success, and who had long been

forgotten, came forth from his garret in one of the meanest lanes near

the Rue St. Antoine, and was welcomed by the acclamations of envious men

of letters, and of a capricious populace. A thing called Catiline, which

He had written in his retirement, was acted with boundless applause. Of

this execrable piece it is sufficient to say, that the plot turns on a

love affair, carried on in all the forms of Scudery, between Catiline,

whose confidant is the Prætor Lentulus, and Tullia, the daughter of

Cicero. The theatre resounded with acclamations. The king pensioned the

successful poet; and the coffeehouses pronounced that Voltaire was a

clever man, but that the real tragic inspiration, the celestial fire

which had glowed in Corneille and Racine, was to be found in Crébillon

alone.

The blow went to Voltaire’s heart. Had his wisdom and fortitude been in

proportion to the fertility of his {196}intellect, and to the brilliancy

of his wit, he would have seen that it was out of the power of all the

puffers and detractors in Europe to put Catiline above Zaire; but he

had none of the magnanimous patience with which Milton and Bentley left

their claims to the unerring judgment of time. He eagerly engaged in an

undignified competition with Crebillon, and produced a series of plays

on the same subjects which his rival had treated. These pieces were

coolly received. Angry with the court, angry with the capital, Voltaire

began to find pleasure in the prospect of exile. His attachment for

Madame du Châtelet long prevented him from executing his purpose. Her

death set him at liberty; and he determined to take refuge at Berlin.

To Berlin he was invited by a series of letters, couched in terms of

the most enthusiastic friendship and admiration. For once the rigid

parsimony of Frederic seemed to have relaxed. Orders, honourable

offices, a liberal pension, a well-served table, stately apartments

under a royal roof, were offered in return for the pleasure and honour

which were expected from the society of the first wit of the age.

A thousand louis were remitted for the charges of the journey. No

ambassador setting out from Berlin for a court of the first rank, had

ever been more amply supplied. But Voltaire was not satisfied. At a

later period, when he possessed an ample fortune, he was one of the most

liberal of men; but till his means had become equal to his wishes, his

greediness for lucre was unrestrained either by justice or by shame. He

had the effrontery to ask for a thousand louis more, in order to enable

him to bring his niece, Madame Denis, the ugliest of coquettes, in his

company. The indelicate rapacity of {197}the poet produced its natural

effect on the severe and frugal King. The answer was a dry refusal. “I

did not,” said his Majesty, “solicit the honour of the lady’s society.”

On this, Voltaire went off into a paroxysm of childish rage. “Was

there ever such avarice? He has hundreds of tubs full of dollars in his

vaults, and haggles with me about a poor thousand louis.” It seemed that

the negotiation would be broken off; but Frederic, with great dexterity,

affected indifference, and seemed inclined to transfer his idolatry to

Baculard D’Arnaud. His Majesty even wrote some bad verses, of which

the sense was, that Voltaire was a setting sun, and that D’Arnaud was

rising. Good-natured friends soon carried the lines to Voltaire. He was

in his bed. He jumped out in his shirt, danced about the room with rage,

and sent for his passport and his post-horses. It was not difficult to

foresee the end of a connection which had such a beginning.

It was in the year 1750 that Voltaire left the great capital, which

he was not to see again till, after the lapse of near thirty years,

he returned, bowed down by extreme old age, to die in the midst of a

splendid and ghastly triumph. His reception in Prussia was such as might

well have elated a less vain and excitable mind. He wrote to his friends

at Paris, that the kindness and the attention with which he had been

welcomed surpassed description, that the King was the most amiable

of men, that Potsdam was the paradise of philosophers. He was created

chamberlain, and received, together with his gold key, the cross of an

order, and a patent ensuring to him a pension of eight hundred pounds

sterling a year for life. A hundred and sixty pounds a year were

promised to his niece if she survived him. The royal cooks and coachmen

were put {198}at his disposal. He was lodged in the same apartments in

which Saxe had lived, when, at the height of power and glory, he visited

Prussia. Frederic, indeed, stooped for a time even to use the language

of adulation. He pressed to his lips the meagre hand of the little

grinning skeleton, whom he regarded as the dispenser of immortal renown.

He would add, he said, to the titles which he owed to his ancestors

and his sword, another title, derived from his last and proudest

acquisition. His style should run thus:--Frederic, King of Prussia,

Margrave of Brandenburg, Sovereign Duke of Silesia, Possessor of

Voltaire. But even amidst the delights of the honeymoon, Voltaire’s

sensitive vanity began to take alarm. A few days after his arrival, he

could not help telling his niece that the amiable King had a trick of

giving a sly scratch with one hand, while patting and stroking with the

other. Soon came hints not the less alarming, because mysterious. “The

supper parties are delicious. The King is the life of the company.

But--I have operas and comedies, reviews and concerts, my studies and

books. But--but--Berlin is fine, the princesses charming, the maids of

honour handsome. But----”

This eccentric friendship was fast cooling. Never had there met two

persons so exquisitely fitted to plague each other. Each of them had

exactly the fault of which the other was most impatient; and they were,

in different ways, the most impatient of mankind. Frederic was frugal,

almost niggardly. When he had secured his plaything he began to think

that he had bought it too dear. Voltaire, on the other hand, was greedy,

even to the extent of impudence and knavery: and conceived that the

favourite of a monarch who had barrels full of gold and silver laid up

in cellars {199}ought to make a fortune which a receiver-general might

envy. They soon discovered each other’s feelings. Both were angry; and

a war began, in which Frederic stooped to the part of Harpagon, and

Voltaire to that of Scapin. It is humiliating to relate, that the great

warrior and statesman gave orders that his guest’s allowance of sugar

and chocolate should be curtailed.

It is, if possible, a still more humiliating fact, that Voltaire

indemnified himself by pocketing the wax-candles in the royal

antechamber. Disputes about money, however, were not the most serious

disputes of these extraordinary associates. The sarcasms of the King

soon galled the sensitive temper of the poet. D’Arnaud and D’Argens,

Guichard and La Metric, might, for the sake of a morsel of bread, be

willing to bear the insolence of a master; but Voltaire was of another

order. He knew that he was a potentate as well as Frederic, that his

European reputation, and his incomparable power of covering whatever he

hated with ridicule, made him an object of dread even to the leaders

of armies and the rulers of nations. In truth, of all the intellectual

weapons which have ever been wielded by man, the most terrible was the

mockery of Voltaire. Bigots and tyrants, who had never been moved by

the wailing and cursing of millions, turned pale at his name. Principles

unassailable by reason, principles which had withstood the fiercest

attacks of power, the most valuable truths, the most generous

sentiments, the noblest and most graceful images, the purest

reputations, the most august institutions, began to look mean and

loathsome as soon as that withering smile was turned upon them. To every

opponent, however strong in his cause and his talents, in his station

and his character, who ventured to encounter {200}the great scoffer,

might be addressed the caution which was given of old to the Archangel:

“I forewarn thee, shun

His deadly arrow; neither vainly hope

To be invulnerable in those bright arms

Though tempered heavenly; for that fatal dint,

Save Him who reigns above, none can resist.”

We cannot pause to recount how often that rare talent was exercised

against rivals worthy of esteem; how often it was used to crush

and torture enemies worthy only of silent disdain; how often it was

perverted to the more noxious purpose of destroying the last solace of

earthly misery, and the last restraint on earthly power. Neither can we

pause to tell how often it was used to vindicate justice, humanity, and

toleration, the principles of sound philosophy, the principles of free

government. This is not the place for a full character of Voltaire.

Causes of quarrel multiplied fast. Voltaire, who, partly from love

of money, and partly from love of excitement, was always fond of

stockjobbing, became implicated in transactions of at least a dubious

character. The King was delighted at having such an opportunity to

humble his guest; and bitter reproaches and complaints were exchanged.

Voltaire, too, was soon at war with the other men of letters who

surrounded the King; and this irritated Frederic, who, however, had

himself chiefly to blame: for, from that love of tormenting which was

in him a ruling passion, he perpetually lavished extravagant praises

on small men and bad books, merely in order that he might enjoy the

mortification and rage which on such occasions Voltaire took no pains to

conceal. His majesty, however, soon had reason to regret the pains which

he had taken to kindle jealousy among the members of his {201}household.

The whole palace was in a ferment with literary intrigues and cabals.

It was to no purpose that the imperial voice, which kept a hundred and

sixty thousand soldiers in order, was raised to quiet the contention of

the exasperated wits. It was far easier to stir up such a storm than to

lull it. Nor was Frederic, in his capacity of wit, by any means without

his own share of vexations. He had sent a large quantity of verses

to Voltaire, and requested that they might be returned with marks and

corrections. “See,” exclaimed Voltaire, “what a quantity of his dirty

linen the King has sent me to wash!” Talebearers were not wanting to

carry the sarcasm to the royal ear; and Frederic was as much incensed as

a Grub Street writer who had found his name in the Dunciad.

This could not last. A circumstance which, when the mutual regard of

the friends was in its first glow, would merely have been matter for

laughter, produced a violent explosion. Maupertuis enjoyed as much of

Frederic’s good will as any man of letters. He was President of the

Academy of Berlin; and he stood second to Voltaire, though at an immense

distance, in the literary society which had been assembled at the

Prussian court. Frederic had, by playing for his own amusement on the

feelings of the two jealous and vainglorious Frenchmen, succeeded in

producing a bitter enmity between them. Voltaire resolved to set his

mark, a mark never to be effaced, on the forehead of Maupertuis, and

wrote the exquisitely ludicrous Diatribe of Doctor Akakia. He showed

this little piece to Frederic, who had too much taste and too much

malice not to relish such delicious pleasantry. In truth, even at this

time of day, it is not easy for any person who has the least perception

of the ridiculous to read {202}the jokes of the Latin city, the

Patagonians, and the hole to the centre of the earth, without laughing

till he cries. But though Frederic was diverted by this charming

pasquinade, he was unwilling that it should get abroad. His self-love

was interested. He had selected Maupertuis to fill the chair of his

Academy. If all Europe were taught to laugh at Maupertuis, would not

the reputation of the Academy, would not even the dignity of its royal

patron, be in some degree compromised? The King, therefore, begged

Voltaire to suppress this performance. Voltaire promised to do so, and

broke his word. The Diatribe was published, and received with shouts of

merriment and applause by all who could read the French language. The

King stormed. Voltaire, with his usual disregard of truth, asserted his

innocence, and made up some lie about a printer or an amanuensis. The

King was not to be so imposed upon. He ordered the pamphlet to be

burned by the common hangman, and insisted upon having an apology from

Voltaire, couched in the most abject terms. Voltaire sent back to the

King his cross, his key, and the patent of his pension. After this burst

of rage, the strange pair began to be ashamed of their violence,

and went through the forms of reconciliation. But the breach was

irreparable; and Voltaire took his leave of Frederic for ever. They

parted with cold civility; but their hearts were big with resentment.

Voltaire had in his keeping a volume of the King’s poetry, and forgot to

return it. This was, we believe, merely one of the oversights which

men setting out upon a journey often commit. That Voltaire could

have meditated plagiarism is quite incredible. He would not, we are

confident, for the half of Frederic’s kingdom, have consented to father

Frederic’s verses. {203}The King, however, who rated his own writings

much above their value, and who was inclined to see all Voltaire’s

actions in the worst light, was enraged to think that his favourite

compositions were in the hands of an enemy, as thievish as a daw and as

mischievous as a monkey. In the anger excited by this thought, he lost

sight of reason and decency, and determined on committing an outrage at

once odious and ridiculous.

Voltaire had reached Frankfort. His niece, Madam! Denis, came thither to

meet him. He conceived himself secure from the power of his late master,

when he was arrested by order of the Prussian resident. The precious

volume was delivered up. But the Prussian agents had, no doubt, been

instructed not to let Voltaire escape without some gross indignity.

He was confined twelve days in a wretched hovel. Sentinels with fixed

bayonets kept guard over him. His niece was dragged through the mire

by the soldiers. Sixteen hundred dollars were extorted from him by his

insolent gaolers. It is absurd to say that this outrage is not to be

attributed to the King. Was anybody punished for it? Was anybody called

in question for it? Was it not consistent with Frederic’s character? Was

it not of a piece with his conduct on other similar occasions? Is it not

notorious that he repeatedly gave private directions to his officers to

pillage and demolish the houses of persons against whom he had a grudge,

charging them at the same time to take their measures in such a way that

his name might not be compromised? He acted thus towards Count Bruhl in

the Seven Years’ War. Why should we believe that he would have been more

scrupulous with regard to Voltaire? {204}When at length the illustrious

prisoner regained his liberty, the prospect before him was but dreary.

He was an exile both from the country of his birth and from the country

of his adoption. The French government had taken offence at his journey

to Prussia, and would not permit him to return to Paris; and in the

vicinity of Prussia it was not safe for him to remain.

He took refuge on the beautiful shores of Lake Leman. There, loosed from

every tie which had hitherto restrained him, and having little to hope

or to fear from courts and churches, he began his long war against all

that, whether for good or evil, had authority over man; for what Burke

said of the Constituent Assembly, was eminently true of this its great

forerunner: Voltaire could not build: he could only pull down: he

was the very Vitruvius of ruin. He has bequeathed to us not a single

doctrine to be called by his name, not a single addition to the stock

of our positive knowledge. But no human teacher ever left behind him so

vast and terrible a wreck of truths and falsehoods, of things noble and

things base, of things useful and things pernicious. From the time when

his sojourn beneath the Alps commenced, the dramatist, the wit, the

historian, was merged in a more important character. He was now the

patriarch, the founder of a sect, the chief of a conspiracy, the prince

of a wide intellectual commonwealth. He often enjoyed a pleasure dear

to the better part of his nature, the pleasure of vindicating innocence

which had no other helper, of repairing cruel wrongs, of punishing

tyranny in high places. He had also the satisfaction, not less

acceptable to his ravenous vanity, of hearing terrified Capuchins call

him the Antichrist. But whether employed in works {205}of benevolence,

or in works of mischief, he never forgot Potsdam and Frankfort; and he

listened anxiously to every murmur which indicated that a tempest was

gathering in Europe, and that his vengeance was at hand.

He soon had his wish. Maria Theresa had never for a moment forgotten the

great wrong which she had received at the hand of Frederic. Young and

delicate, just left an orphan, just about to be a mother, she had been

compelled to fly from the ancient capital of her race; she had seen her

fair inheritance dismembered by robbers, and of those robbers he had

been the foremost. Without a pretext, without a provocation, in defiance

of the most sacred engagements, he had attacked the helpless ally whom

he was bound to defend. The Empress Queen had the faults as well as the

virtues which are connected with quick sensibility and a high spirit.

There was no peril which she was not ready to brave, no calamity which

she was not ready to bring on her subjects, or on the whole human

race, if only she might once taste the sweetness of a complete revenge.

Revenge, too, presented itself, to her narrow and superstitious mind, in

the guise of duty. Silesia had been wrested not only from the House of

Austria, but from the Church of Rome. The conqueror had indeed permitted

his new subjects to worship God after their own fashion; but this

was not enough. To bigotry it seemed an intolerable hardship that the

Catholic Church, having long enjoyed ascendency, should be compelled to

content itself with equality. Nor was this the only circumstance

which led Maria Theresa to regard her enemy as the enemy of God. The

profaneness of Frederic’s writings and conversation, and the frightful

rumours which were circulated {206}respecting the immorality of his

private life, naturally shocked a woman who believed with the firmest

faith all that her confessor told her, and who, though surrounded

by temptations, though young and beautiful, though ardent in all her

passions, though possessed of absolute power, had preserved her fame

unsullied even by the breath of slander.

To recover Silesia, to humble the dynasty of Hohenzollern to the dust,

was the great object of her life. She toiled during many years for this

end, with zeal as indefatigable as that which the poet ascribes to the

stately goddess who tired out her immortal horses in the work of raising

the nations against Troy, and who offered to give up to destruction her

darling Sparta and Mycenæ, if only she might once see the smoke going up

from the palace of Priam. With even such a spirit did the proud Austrian

Juno strive to array against her foe a coalition such as Europe had

never seen. Nothing would content her but that the whole civilised,

world, from the White Sea to the Adriatic, from the Bay of Biscay to the

pastures of the wild horses of the Tanais, should be combined in arms

against one petty state.

She early succeeded by various arts in obtaining the adhesion of Russia.

An ample share of spoil was promised to the King of Poland: and that

prince, governed by his favourite, Count Bruhl, readily promised the

assistance of the Saxon forces. The great difficulty was with France.

That the Houses of Bourbon and of Hapsburg should ever cordially

co-operate in any great scheme of European policy, had long been

thought, to use the strong expression of Frederic, just as impossible

as that fire and water should amalgamate. The whole history of the

Continent, during two centuries {207}and a half, had been the history

of the mutual jealousies and enmities of France and Austria. Since the

administration of Richelieu, above all, it had been considered as the

plain policy of the Most Christian King to thwart on all occasions the

Court of Vienna, and to protect every member of the Germanic body who

stood up against the dictation of the Cæsars. Common sentiments of

religion had been unable to mitigate this strong antipathy. The

rulers of France, even while clothed in the Roman purple, even while

persecuting the heretics of Rochelle and Auvergne, had still looked

with favour on the Lutheran and Calvinistic princes who were struggling

against the chief of the empire. If the French ministers paid any

respect to the traditional rules handed down to them through many

generations, they would have acted towards Frederic as the greatest of

their predecessors acted towards Gustavus Adolphus.

That there was deadly enmity between Prussia and Austria was of itself a

sufficient reason for close friendship between Prussia and France.

With France Frederic could never have any serious controversy. His

territories were so situated that his ambition, greedy and unscrupulous

as it was, could never impel him to attack her of his own accord. He was

more than half a Frenchman: he wrote, spoke, read nothing but French: he

delighted in French society: the admiration of the French he proposed

to himself as the best reward of all his exploits. It seemed incredible

that any French government, however notorious for levity or stupidity,

could spurn away such an ally.

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