A TIPSY PARSON.

IN a village not a hundred miles from Philadelphia, resided the Rev.

Mr. Manlius, who had the pastoral charge of a very respectable

congregation, and was highly esteemed by them; but there was one

thing in which he did not give general satisfaction, and in

consequence of which many excellent members of his church felt

seriously scandalized. He would neither join a temperance society,

nor omit his glass of wine when he felt inclined to take it. It is

only fair to say, however, that such spirituous indulgences were not

of frequent occurrence. It was more the principle of the thing, as

he said, that he stood upon, than any thing else, that prevented his

signing a temperance pledge.

Sundry were the attacks, both open and secret, to which the Reverend

Mr. Manlius was subjected, and many were the discussions into which

he was drawn by the advocates of total abstinence. His mode of

argument was very summary.

"I would no more sign a pledge not to drink brandy than I would sign

a pledge not to steal," was the position he took. "I wish to be free

to choose good or evil, and to act right because it is wrong to do

otherwise. I do not find fault with others for signing a pledge, nor

for abstaining from wine. If they think it right, it is right for

them. But as for myself, I would cut off my right hand before I

would bind myself by mere external restraint. My bonds are internal

principles. I am temperate because intemperance is sin. For men who

have abused their freedom, and so far lost all rational control over

themselves that they cannot resist the insane spirit of

intemperance, the pledge is all important. Sign it, I say, in the

name of Heaven; but do not sign it because this, that, or the other

temperate man has signed it, but because you feel it to be your only

hope. Do it for yourself, and do it if you are the only man in the

world who acts thus. To sign because another man, whom you think

more respectable, has signed, will give you little or no strength.

You must do it for yourself, and because it is right."

The parson was pretty ready with the tongue, and rarely came off

second best when his opponents dragged him into a controversy,

although his arguments were called by them, when he was not present,

"mere fustian."

"His love for wine and brandy is at the bottom of all this hostility

to the temperance cause," was boldly said of him by individuals in

and out of his church. But especially were the members of other

churches severe upon him.

"He'll turn out a drunkard," said one.

"I shouldn't be surprised to see him staggering in the streets

before two years," said another.

"He does more harm to the temperance cause than ten drunkards,"

alleged a third.

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