A PICNIC.

"Come hither, come hither, the broom was in blossom all over

yon rise,

There went a wild murmur of brown bees about it with songs from

the wood.

We shall never be younger, O Love! let us forth to the world

'neath our eyes--

Ay! the world is made young, e'en as we, and right fair is her

youth, and right good."

Appetites flourish in the free air of hills and meadows, and after

drinking in the ozone of the sea, one feels like drinking something

else. There is a very good story of a reverend bishop who with a

friend went a-fishing, like Peter, and being very thirsty essayed to

draw the cork of a claret bottle. In his zeal he struck his bottle

against a stone, and the claret oozed out to refresh the thirsty

earth, instead of that precious porcelain of human clay of which the

bishop was made. His remark to his friend was, "James, you are a

layman, why don't you say something?"

Now to avoid having our layman or our reverend wish to say something,

let us try to suggest what they should eat and what they should drink.

There are many kinds of picnics,--fashionable ones at Newport and

other watering-places, where the French waiters of the period are told

to get up a repast as if at the Casino; there are clam-bakes which are

ideal, and there are picnics at Lenox and at Sharon, where the hotel

keeper will help to fill the baskets.

But the real picnic, which calls for talent and executive ability,

should emanate from some country house, where two or three other

country houses co-operate and help. Then what jolly drives in the

brakes, what queer old family horses and antediluvian wagons, what

noble dog-carts, and what prim pony phaetons can join in the

procession. The day should be fine, and the place selected a hillside

with trees, commanding a fine view. This is at least desirable. The

necessity for a short walk, a short scramble after leaving the horses,

should not be disregarded.

The night before the picnic, which presumably starts early, the lady

of the house should see to it that a boiled ham of perfect flavour is

in readiness, and she may flank it with a boiled tongue, four roasted

chickens, a game pie, and any amount of stale bread to cut into

sandwiches.

Now a sandwich can be at once the best and the worst thing in the

world, but to make it the best the bread should be cut very thin, the

butter, which must be as fresh as a cowslip, should be spread with

deft fingers, then a slice of ham as thin as a wafer with not too much

fat must be laid between, with a _soupçon_ of mustard. The prepared

ham which comes in cans is excellent for making sandwiches. Cheese

sandwiches, substituting a thin slice of American fresh cheese for the

ham, are delicious, and some rollicking good-livers toast the cheese.

Tongue, cold beef, and even cold sausages make excellent varieties of

sandwich. To prevent their becoming the "sand which is under your

feet" cover them over night with a damp napkin.

Chicken can be eaten for itself alone, but it should be cut into very

convenient fragments, judiciously salted and wrapped in a very white

napkin.

The game or veal pie must be in a strong earthen dish, and having been

baked the day before, its pieces will have amalgamated with the crust,

and it will cut into easily handled slices.

All must be packed in luncheon baskets with little twisted cornucopias

holding pepper and salt, hard-boiled eggs, the patty by itself,

croquettes, if they happen to be made, cold fried oysters, excellent

if in batter and well-drained after cooking; no article must be

allowed to touch another.

If cake and pastry be taken, each should have a separate basket. Fruit

also should be carefully packed by itself, for if food gets mixed and

mussy, even a mountain appetite will shun it.

A bottle of olives is a welcome addition, and pickles and other

relishes may be included. Sardines are also in order.

Now what to drink? Cold tea and iced coffee prepared the night before,

the cream and sugar put in just before starting, should always be

provided. They are capital things to climb on, to knit up the

"ravelled sleeve of care," and if somewhat exciting to the nerves,

will be found the best thirst-quenchers.

These beverages should be carefully bottled and firmly corked,--and

don't forget the corkscrew. Plenty of tin cups, or those strong glass

beer-mugs which you can throw across the room without breaking, should

also be taken.

Claret is the favourite wine for picnics, as being light and

refreshing. Ginger ale is excellent and cheap and compact.

"Champagne," says Walter Besant in his novel "By Celia's Arbour" is a

wine as Catholic as the Athanasian Creed, because it goes well with

chicken and with the more elaborate _pâté de foie gras_.

Some men prefer sherry with their lunch, some take beer. If you have

room and a plentiful cellar, take all these things. But tea and coffee

and ginger ale will do for any one, anywhere.

It has been suggested by those who have suffered losses from

mischievous friends, that a composite basket containing everything

should be put in each carriage, but this is refining the matter.

Arrived at the picnic-ground, the whole force should be employed by

the hostess as an amiable body of waiters. The ladies should set the

tables, and the men bring water from the spring. The less ceremony the

better.

Things have not been served in order, they never are at a picnic, and

the cunning hostess now produces some claret cup. She has made it

herself since they reached the top of the mountain. Two bottles of

claret to one of soda water, two lemons, a glass of sherry, a cucumber

sliced in to give it the most perfect flavour, plenty of sugar and

ice; and where had she hidden that immense pitcher, a regular brown

toby, in which she has brewed it?

"I know," said an _enfant terrible_; "I saw her hiding it under the

back seat."

There it is, filled with claret cup, the most refreshing drink for a

warm afternoon. Various young persons of opposite sexes, who have been

looking at each other more than at the game pie, now prepare to

disappear in the neighbouring paths, under a pretence but feebly made

of plucking blackberries,--artless dissemblers!

Mamma shouts, "Mary, Caroline, Jane, Tom, Harry, be back before five,

for we must start for home." May she get them, even at half-past six.

From a group of peasants over a bunch of sticks in the Black Forest,

to a queen who delighted to picnic in Fontainebleau, these _al fresco_

entertainments are ever delicious. We cannot put our ears too close to

the confessional of Nature. She has always a new secret to tell us,

and from the most artificial society to that which is primitive and

rustic, they always carry the same charm. It is the Antæus trying to

get back to Mother Earth, who strengthens him.

In packing a lunch for a fisherman, or a hunter, the hostess often has

to explain that brevity is the soul of wit. She must often compress a

few eatables into the side pocket, and the bottle of claret into the

fishing-basket. If not, she can palm off on the man one of those tin

cases which poor little boys carry to school, which look like books

and have suggestive titles, such as "Essays of Bacon," "Crabbe's

Tales," or "News from Turkey," on the back. If the fisherman will take

one of these his sandwiches will arrive in better order.

The Western hunter takes a few beans and some slices of pork, some say

in his hat, when he goes off on the warpath. The modern hunter or

fisher, if he drive to the meet or the burn, can be trusted with an

orthodox lunch-basket, which should hold cold tea, cold game-pie, a

few olives, and a bit of cheese, and a large reserve of sandwiches.

When we grow more celestial, when we achieve the physical theory of

another life, we may know how to concentrate good eating in a more

portable form than that of the sandwich, but we do not know it yet.

Take an egg sandwich,--hard-boiled eggs chopped, and laid between the

bread and butter. Can anything be more like the sonnet?--complete in

only fourteen lines, and yet perfection! Only indefinite chicken,

wheaten flour, the milk of the cow, all that goes to make up our daily

food in one little compact rectangle! Egg sandwich! It is immense in

its concentration.

Some people like to take salads and apple pies to picnics. There are

great moral objections to thus exposing these two delicacies to the

rough experiences of a picnic. A salad, however well dressed, is an

oily and slippery enjoyment. Like all great joys, it is apt to escape

us, especially in a lunch basket. Apple pie, most delicate of pasties,

will exude, and you are apt to find the crust on the top of the

basket, and the apple in the bottom of the carriage.

If you will take salad, and will not be taught by experience, make a

perfect _jardinière_ of all the cold vegetables, green peas, beans,

and cauliflower, green peppers, cucumbers, and cold potatoes, and take

this mixture dry to the picnic. Have your mayonnaise in a bottle, and

dress the salad with it after sitting down, on a very slippery, ferny

rock, at the table. Truth compels the historian to observe, that this

is delicious with the ham, and you will not mind in the least, until

the next day, the large grease-spot on the side breadth of your gown.

As for the apple pie, that is taken at the risk of the owner. It had

better be left at home for tea.

Of course, _pâté de foie gras_, sandwiches, boned turkey, jellied

tongue, the various cold birds, as partridges, quails, pheasant, and

chicken, and raw oysters, can be taken to a very elaborate picnic near

a large town. Salmon dressed with green sauce, lobster salad, every

kind of salad, is in order if you can only get it there, and

"_caviare_ to the general." Cold terrapin is not to be despised; eaten

on a bit of bread it is an excellent dainty, and so is the cold fried

oyster.

Public picnics, like Sunday-school picnics, fed with ice cream and

strawberries; or the clam bake, a unique and enjoyable affair by the

sea, are in the hands of experts, and need no description here. The

French people picnic every day in the _Bois de Boulogne_, the woods of

Versailles, and even on their asphalt, eating out of doors when they

can. It is a very strange thing that we do not improve our fine

climate by eating our dinners and breakfasts with the full draught of

an unrivalled ozone.

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