(in a funeral sermon over a British nobleman)
Cold pie is a detestable
American comestible.
That's why I'm done--or undone--
So far from that dear London.
(from the headstone of a British nobleman in Kalamazoo)
PIETY, n. Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed
resemblance to man.
The pig is taught by sermons and epistles
To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.