PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It
is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the
audience.
PICKANINNY, n. The young of the _Procyanthropos_, or _Americanus
dominans_. It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.
PICTURE, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome
in three.
"Behold great Daubert's picture here on view--
Taken from Life." If that description's true,
Grant, heavenly Powers, that I be taken, too.