CHAPTER XI

SOME PHASES OF SOCIAL LIFE

Here is a subject which every writer on the general life of a town or

a country is expected to deal with, but in the case of Buenos Ayres

one is reminded of the famous, “Story? Lord bless you, there’s none to

tell, sir!” Save, that in being a civilised people, the inhabitants of

the Argentine must needs dwell in communities, “social life,” as we

understand it, is difficult to discover in these communities. Certainly,

a teeming city of nearly a million and a half population, with crowded

streets, palatial houses, theatres, lecture rooms, concert halls,

restaurants, would seem to suggest possibilities of “social life”; but

it happens to be a city mainly devoted to money-making, those who have

already made their money maintaining a centre of social life somewhat

remote from the Calle Florida; as far away, indeed, as the Bois de

Boulogne and the Champs Élysées, for is not Paris the social Mecca of the

successful Argentine?

Still they are few indeed thus privileged, in comparison with the

multitude who have to make the best of things as they are in Buenos

Ayres. Even during the terrible months of summer, those who can afford

to fly from its stifling atmosphere to the rustic surroundings of the

Hills of Córdoba, to the sea-washed shores of Mar del Plata, or to the

still more attractive riverside suburbs of Montevideo, constitute a small

section of the community.

There is, of course, an important section of the community who annually

quit the city to pass the spring and summer months in the “Camp.” These

are the _estancieros_, whose wealth comes entirely from their country

estates, where life in the winter months declines to the nadir of dismal

dulness and discomfort, so that they reside for some seven or eight

months of the year in the city, and remove to the country for the warmer

season, during which time the head of the family may inspect and revise

the work that has been going on in his absence under the direction of his

_mayordomo_, while the members of his family, (which may include what

we would consider half-a-dozen separate “families,” as the patriarchal

system of family life still obtains among the Argentines) will enjoy

themselves in a variety of simple and healthy country pursuits. When

residing in Buenos Ayres, the estancieros who have not placed their

affairs entirely in the hands of estate agents, as is the custom with

those who prefer to live in Paris, maintain offices and clerical staffs

like any other business men, for the work of an Argentine _estancia_

entails a vast amount of organisation.

With the family life of the Argentines, however, I do not for the moment

wish to concern myself, that being a subject of peculiar interest, which

I purpose treating at some length in a later chapter. For the moment, my

endeavour is only to register such evidences of the outward social life

of the people as came within my range of observation during my stay in

Buenos Ayres and my visits to different parts of the country. Conditions

in the capital city differ, of course, in various ways, from those in

the larger provincial towns, such as Rosario, Córdoba, and Mendoza,

and still more widely from the life of the smaller rural communities;

but we must always bear in mind in speaking of the Argentine that more

than a fifth—and the most important fifth—of the entire population is

concentrated in the capital, so that while London is not the embodiment

of England, nor New York of the United States, Buenos Ayres does stand

for Argentina.

In previous chapters I have expressed my feelings of surprise and

disappointment at the unlooked-for dulness of the so-called “Paris of

South America.” Never shall I forget the deadness of our first night in

Buenos Ayres—a deadness that struck us like a nipping wind, chilling

to the bone all hope of bright and entertaining evenings. It was an

impression which the succeeding months, when we maintained a hungry and

pathetic quest for social interest, did but little to remove. Perhaps it

was due in some degree to the grossly exaggerated and misleading pictures

of the city spread abroad by writers more intent on flattery and official

patronage than on the simple narration of the truth. Almost alone among

the many who have written on the life of Buenos Ayres, M. Jules Huret has

ventured to hint at the appalling dulness of the social life and the lack

of interest, especially for those of the younger generation.

The most vital factor in determining the social life of any community

is, perhaps, the position of the womenfolk. In this respect, there

is probably no city in the world on which so much has been written,

yet concerning which the untravelled reader entertains more erroneous

ideas. For this we have chiefly to thank the sensational journalism of

Europe and North America, which, on the flimsiest of bases, has built

up in the public mind the conception of Buenos Ayres as the metropolis

of Vice, the world’s mart of the White Slave Traffic. Bearing in mind

much of what has been written on this unsavoury topic, and more that is

circulated world-wide in irresponsible gossip, the visitor might expect

to find the outward conditions of New York, London and Paris reproduced

on a many-times magnified scale. Nothing could be further from the

truth. There are no large cities that I have visited in Europe or North

America,—and I have visited most of them—outwardly so free of social

offence as Buenos Ayres and the other great cities of South America.

By comparison, New York, Chicago, New Orleans, even Washington and

Philadelphia, would seem sinks of iniquity. Go to the races at Palermo,

visit any theatre in Buenos Ayres, with two or perhaps three exceptions,

dine at any of the few restaurants where a good meal is obtainable,

wander the streets at any hour of the day or night, and you will never

have a moment’s embarrassment from the social pest which obtrudes itself

so flauntingly in New York or London. This is one of the few things they

regulate better in Buenos Ayres. All places of public resort are barred

to the _demi-mondaine_, and as she is officially known, this makes for

a certain surface cleanliness of society, which is doubtless a delusion

so far as the essential morals of the people are concerned, and may be

written down an organised hypocrisy, but the outward evidences are as

stated and not otherwise.

Furthermore, I know of no cleaner journalism than that of South America.

Even the papers of the Anglo-Saxon world compare unfavourably in this

respect; yes, those we deem highly “respectable”! One might expect to

find among a Latin people something of the Continental levity in the

treatment of this subject, but for propriety and sobriety, I do not

believe it would be possible to better the journals, even of the lighter

class, which are published in Buenos Ayres. They are almost absurdly

respectable; the result, it may be, of a very obvious lack of humour

in the people. A further consideration is the intense devotion of the

Argentine to family life, and to family life of an almost Moorish

exclusiveness, so that, with very few exceptions, almost any publication

issuing in Buenos Ayres may safely pass from the hands of the parents

into those of the youngest children.

This will be something of a revelation to many of my readers, but when

I come to deal with “The Argentine at Home,” the factors which make for

this outward cleanliness of social life will become apparent.

On the other hand, the position of the Argentine woman, which so vitally

affects the social life of the country, corresponds in no way to

Anglo-Saxon notions, and explains much of the dulness, artificiality,

and insincerity it is my immediate business to describe. I remember very

well reading in the pages of M. Huret’s admirable work _Del Plata á la

Cordillera de los Andes_:

An Argentine assured me that, on meeting in the street a lady

whom he had known in his youth, and whom he is entitled to

address familiarly (_á la cual tutea_), he is careful not to

stop and speak to her, lest in doing so he might compromise the

lady.

Indeed, this Argentine informed the French writer that in such a case he

preferred not to notice the lady at all, but to look away from her! Here,

surely, is a suggestive fact. The statement seemed to me so remarkable

that I raised the point with various Argentines, and always had it

confirmed, one gentleman assuring me that he would not even go so far as

to pause for a moment to speak in the street with his sister-in-law if

she were unaccompanied. He thought it was an extremely foolish social

custom but considered it was one to which every gentleman was bound to

conform.

[Illustration: MARBLE FOUNTAIN IN THE GARDENS OF THE PASEO COLÓN.]

[Illustration: PLAZA FRANCIA IN THE AVENIDA ALVEAR.

The memorial is an offering of the French “Colony” to the Argentine on

its Centenary in 1910. Various monuments, the gifts of other “Colonies,”

ornament different parts of the capital city.]

It will thus be seen at a glance that one form of social intercourse so

familiar to us does not exist in the Argentine, which country is typical

in this of almost all the South American Republics. How far this must

condition the social life, any one can guess. The women are permitted

some measure of freedom until they become engaged, and may, under strict

chaperonage, attend formal receptions and balls, where the stiffest of

starchy manners are _de rigueur_. But after marriage, they withdraw to

the seclusion of their own homes and devote themselves to the care of

their families, seldom taking part in any social gaieties, even going

very little to the theatre.

One consequence of this is an extraordinary preponderance of men at all

places of amusement. I am probably under-estimating the proportion when

I say that in almost any audience, with the exception of that at the

Teatro Colón, seventy-five per cent. would be men. More, I have often

deemed it a pathetic commentary on the arid life of the place to enter

one of the many cinematograph theatres and note the rows upon rows of

men, with no more than a handful of women sprinkled among them. Often

in an audience numbering probably five hundred, there would not be more

than a dozen ladies and most of these foreigners. It is a condition of

things that tends to perpetuate itself, as my wife, even with me at her

side, always felt a little ill at ease where so few of her sex seemed

to be expected, although, without exception, the entertainments might

have been arranged for a party of Sunday-school children, especially if

it contained a number of “Budges” who revelled in “bluggy” subjects, as

hairbreadth escapes and the adventures of Nick Winter, Sherlock (often

rendered “Shylock”) Holmes, and other preposterous “detectives” were the

staple fare.

This tremendous overplus of men in the places of amusement admits of

two explanations. First, we have the unusual social custom which allows

of the husband acting as vicarious pleasure-seeker for wife and family,

so that no Argentine lady complains when her husband goes out alone to

the theatre and winds up the night at his club, returning long after

she has been asleep! Secondly, we have to remember that in all cities

populated chiefly by emigrants, large numbers of single men are to be

encountered. It is the experience of business people in Buenos Ayres who

employ considerable staffs, that a large proportion of their workers

are youngish men who seem to be absolutely without family ties or

attachments of any kind, lonely wanderers from the far lands of Europe.

A further influence militating against the womenkind enjoying such

entertainment as is to be found in Buenos Ayres is the widespread area of

the city. With a population not very much larger than half that of Paris,

Buenos Ayres occupies vastly more space, owing to the system of one-story

houses, which is still universal beyond the congested business area of

the town. The tram service, one of the best regulated in the world, as

it is also one of the cheapest, affords only a very inadequate means of

communication between the further suburbs and the theatre district, in

Maipú and Esmeralda, while the primitive state of the Suburban roadways

make travel by coach, or taxicab, a hazardous and painful experience.

So it happens that we find nowhere those bright and attractive supper

restaurants with merry groups of pleasure-seekers, men and women,

discussing the play they have just come from; but, in their place, many

cafés, exclusively occupied by soft-hatted men smoking and drinking. The

most pretentious restaurant in the city shuts its doors immediately after

dinner, and even during dinner the ladies are always in an insignificant

minority. Gaiety, forsooth! Who comes to look for that in Buenos Ayres

has undertaken one of the most barren of pursuits.

As for the character of the resorts, little that is favourable can

be said. I remember with what delight I used to scan the theatre

advertisements in the columns of _La Prensa_ before I sailed for the

River Plate, and what pleasures we promised ourselves, my wife and

I, when the day’s work would be done! Places of amusement there are

in abundance, and their advertisements make a brave showing in the

newspapers, but there are rarely more than two, or it may be three,

entertainments that are worthy of a visit. South America is the

happy hunting ground of all sorts of incompetent Spanish actors and

draggle-tailed Spanish dramatic companies. To see “The Merry Widow,”

“Casta Susana,” or “The Count of Luxembourg” performed by a company

destitute of vocal talent, with shabby, misfit scenery, and a wardrobe

so poverty stricken that not a single actor wears a suit of his size

(the whole company of them resembling, in evening dress, a scratch lot

of waiters from a Soho chop-house), the orchestra clad in the motliest

mixture of tweed suits, while the voice of the prompter, whose sweaty

shirt sleeves obtrude from his ugly box in the fore-front of the stage,

is heard above that of the actor—to witness this is by no means a

delectable experience; yet such is the manner of the fare most frequently

offered in the theatres of the city.

True, from time to time excellently organised Spanish and Italian

companies do occupy the principal theatres, and once a year there is

a visit from some eminent French actor, with a picked company, but on

the whole dramatic entertainment is pitifully poor, the pieces being

staged in a slovenly and inadequate style. The State-aided Opera, which

has its home in the great Columbus Theatre, is, of course, a national

institution, and as such plays a very important part in the social

life of the richer classes, though the bulk of the people have never

seen more than the outside of the building. Opera is here staged as

perfectly as in the finest opera-houses of Europe, and not a few “stars”

first twinkled in Buenos Ayres before their magnitude was recognised in

London or Paris. On the strength of the Opera, Buenos Ayres enjoys the

reputation of being a very musical city. In the _paraíso_, or gallery,

you might discover a considerable number of Italians who had been

attracted to the Colón out of a genuine delight in the performance, but

in most other parts of the house, and most of all in the highly-priced

boxes, the people are there to see each other: the ladies to study the

dresses of the other ladies, the gentlemen to display in the persons of

their wives and daughters the substantial condition of their banking

accounts—or of their credit. Nay, even during the most dramatic parts of

“Aïda,” “Manon Lescaut,” or “Otello,” I have seen quite as many ladies

in the audience with their backs to the stage, chattering to friends, as

there were others following the play. And in the _cazuela_ (a word which

in domestic use signifies a stew, and theatrically a gallery reserved

entirely for ladies—also something of a stew) the chattering between

the fan-flapping occupants is so continuous that on a sudden lowering

of the music one is sure to hear voices from the cazuela ringing out by

contrast. For the rest, the Opera is a function conducted with the most

tremendous gravity, and although the season is comparatively short (and

usually unprofitable to the impresarios), it is not without its uses in

enabling the native community to see a little more of each other than

the restrictions of their social life would otherwise allow. To the

stranger, however, it is socially useless, and to the mere lover of

music who could appreciate the excellence of its representations, it is

almost prohibitively expensive, unless he or she is brave enough to incur

the odium of being “spotted” in the five shilling gallery or paraíso,

where no English resident of any position in the town would condescend to

ascend. The consequence is, you will seldom meet an English resident who

has ever been to a performance in the Colón.

Of recent years, a movement in the direction of providing healthier

entertainment of a varied description for the family circle on certain

afternoons of the week, much after the style of the American vaudeville,

has been growing. Thus, on Saturday and Sunday afternoons during our

stay, one used to see many ladies and young children at the Casino,

but at night it was the rarest thing to discover in the whole crowded

theatre a respectable woman. Occasionally, an American or English lady

ventured with her husband to one of the boxes, where it was possible

to sit behind a screen and see the performance without being seen, but

every seat in the pit, the circle, and the galleries was occupied by a

man, and invariably there would be at least one turn that was highly

objectionable, and rendered the more so by the conduct of the audience,

who, slow to respond to anything which the Anglo-Saxon mind recognises

as humour, have an ever-ready nose for suggestiveness, and when that is

forthcoming, do not merely laugh at it, but render it the more offensive

by uttering all sorts of obscene noises.

The Casino, the Theatre Royal, the Scala, and the Parisiana, during my

stay, whatever may be the case now, were the evening haunts of the

younger men. The first named was the only one that attempted anything

like vaudeville entertainment, the majority of the _artistes_ being

usually American or English, and the difficulty of maintaining a

programme was so great that the management had to content themselves with

what they could get in the shape of second- and third-rate “turns” from

overseas, so that often the variety was not remarkable, two or three

groups of comic acrobats being included in one programme, and we all know

that there is no variety in comic acrobats. The other three resorts were

deplorable imitations of the Parisian houses that specialise in _revues_.

With the exception of the Casino, these theatres were all so small that

they would not have been considered suitable in America for more than

lecture rooms or “picture” halls. The revues were usually so stupid,

the scenery so contemptible, the performers so inferior, that I always

felt sorry the audience had nothing better to do than waste their time

in such inanity. French was the language of the revues, with occasional

Spanish songs and interludes, and there was only one joke which seemed to

have a universal appeal—some reference to “606.” Examples: A miserable

youth comes on to visit a burlesque doctor. He begins explaining how he

had met a young lady in a restaurant, using words of the most suggestive

character, each sentence containing a pun on a number. “Ah,” says the

doctor, “your case must be treated arithmetically.” As the patient

proceeds with his tale, the doctor seizes on every punning phrase

containing a number, jots these down on a slate, adds the lot up, result

909; but reversing the slate he exhibits to the audience “606.” Then

there is feeble laughter of fools! Or a young lady has a song of the

telephone, and the refrain is “Please give me number 606.” Faugh! But

the spectacle of an English acrobat on the Casino stage, dressed as a

Highlandman, who at certain times pulled a string that raised the back

part of his kilt and displayed “606” painted on the seat of his “shorts”

filled me with disgust. (Perhaps it should be explained that “606” is a

cure for syphilis.)

The music in these revues usually consisted of a _rechauffé_ of such

up-to-date tunes as “Ta, ra, ra, boom de ay!” “A Bicycle Built for Two,”

“There are nice girls everywhere,” and many others that have run their

little day in the “halls” of New York and London. In a word, anything

more despicable in the matter of entertainment could not be conceived,

yet in these poor, pitiful play-houses the young men and older bucks of

Buenos Ayres were supposed to be “seeing life.”

At one of the theatres mentioned, a group of fourteen English girls were

employed as dancers and singers practically all the time I stayed in

Buenos Ayres. They would certainly have found the greatest difficulty in

earning a livelihood in the same way in their own land, and it made me

sad to hear their poor thin voices uttering some drivel about “coons”

and “moons” which to me was only partially intelligible in my native

language, and must have been so much meaningless rubbish to the majority

of the audience. The few painted ladies who frequented those places in

the evenings were a sorrowful group of regular attenders, admitted, I

believe, at half price, and gave the final touch of squalid meanness to

the scene.

[Illustration: PRIZE BULLS AT THE AGRICULTURAL SHOW IN BUENOS AYRES.]

So much for the “gaiety” of Buenos Ayres! The reader will probably now

begin to realise what an attractive place it is for the young American

or Britisher. Poor young man, there is no one for whom I feel more pity.

He is at his wits’ end for wholesome amusement after business hours, and

his case is even worse than that of the young Frenchman or the Spaniard,

who can occasionally, at least, enjoy some reasonably good performance

in his native tongue, for English dramatic companies cannot possibly

find sufficient support to warrant the expense of the long voyage out

and back. When I come to deal with the life of the British community,

I shall describe the straits they are put to for social amusement and

distraction, and the ingenuity with which they contrive to render their

lives a little less unpleasant than circumstances conspire to make them.

But in the general social life of the town, the English take little or no

part, keeping to themselves with their usual exclusiveness, rendered the

greater here by the almost impenetrable barrier which the _criollos_, or

older native families present to all advances from without.

In this regard, the British are not singular, as the French, German,

Spanish, Italian, and other nationalities all maintain in a very marked

degree their racial sympathies, although assimilating more quickly

with the native element in the matter of language, which remains the

great stumbling block of the Anglo-Saxons. Each community maintains its

own clubs, with many sub-divisions among Italians and Spaniards, the

Neapolitans, for instance, having their meeting-places apart from other

Italians—indeed most decent Italians refuse to recognise the Neapolitans

as fellow-countrymen—and, among Spaniards, the Asturians especially

maintaining their local patriotism and racial interests in this way.

These clubs, almost innumerable, afford the men a common meeting place to

discuss their fortunes in the new land of promise and to recall their old

days at home, and as the social side of them includes frequent concerts,

banquets, and balls, the women of the company have also opportunities for

appearing in their best clothes and seeing photographs of themselves in

groups published in _Caras y Caretas_, the principal illustrated weekly,

whose every issue contains a large number of such items.

The social side of journalism is even more highly developed in Buenos

Ayres and in South America generally than in North America, so that one

judging only by the newspapers and the illustrated periodicals might

suppose there was nowhere in the world such sociability as in these Latin

Republics. In Buenos Ayres and in Montevideo elaborate _guías sociales_

are published annually, containing lists of “At-home Days” and other

information of a personal character, while _La Prensa_, _La Nacion_, _El

Diario_, and all the other newspapers devote whole columns daily to the

movements of the local nobodies. No possible occasion for a _banquete_ is

allowed to pass, and to the English reader _Caras y Caretas_ is a weekly

joy, with its dozens of photographs of these quaint little functions.

Señor Don Alonso Moreno Martínez (let us say) is going to Rio de Janeiro

on business for two or three weeks. The friends of Don Alonso thereupon

ask him to dine with them at the Sportsman Restaurant, where, in two

hours’ time, they will demolish a quite eatable dinner of five or six

courses. Meanwhile, one of the ten or fifteen hosts of Don Alonso has

taken care to warn the photographer of _Caras y Caretas_, of _Fray

Mocho_, and perhaps of _P. B. T._, and these three photographers turn up

in the course of the two hours, make flashlight photographs of the little

handful of diners, none of whom will be in evening dress, the group

presenting the oddest assortment of clothes, and, behold, in the next

issues of these widely circulated periodicals, excellent reproductions of

the said photographs, inscribed: “Banquet offered by his friends to Señor

Don Alonso Moreno Martínez, in view of his departure for Rio de Janeiro,

where he will absent himself for a few weeks on affairs of importance.”

It is no exaggeration to say that thousands of these photographs are

published yearly in the pictorial press, and when the honoured guest is

a little more important than my imaginary Don Alonso, then the big daily

newspapers are pleased to publish the photograph, while the provinces

send up to Buenos Ayres scores of them every week. It is all very

pathetic, but very eloquent of the low level of social interest.

Even the Races, so important an institution in Buenos Ayres, are

conducted in a way that almost entirely eliminates the social element.

Among the vast crowd that frequent the splendid course at Palermo on

Thursday and Sunday afternoons, except in the enclosure belonging to the

Jockey Club, very few women are to be seen. The men are there in mobs,

not to enjoy the races, in which they take no genuine sportive interest,

but in the hope of making a bit of money. An American lady said to me she

had never been at so quiet a demonstration before; she considered King

Edward’s funeral was altogether a livelier ceremony! The undemonstrative

character of the people is, to us supposedly phlegmatic Anglo-Saxons,

really extraordinary. I have an impression that it arises from an inborn

laziness of character which is not altogether foreign to their nature.

They are chary of giving applause in the theatre, and they sit dull and

motionless before the most exciting films in the picture palaces. At the

Races there is a feeling of sullen determination to get back twenty pesos

or more for the two they have speculated.

With all this lack of wholesome interest in life, outside the brute

struggle for the dollar, it is not surprising that there should be a

widespread devotion to gambling and the card table, most of the social

centres already mentioned being also resorts of gamblers. And with all

its veneer of socialness, there is no genuine public spirit throughout

the heterogeneous community. In a minor way this was illustrated in

February of 1913, when, owing to certain regulations which the Chancellor

of the Exchequer imposed upon the shops selling drugs and perfumes,

some 1,340 hairdressers and about 400 drugshops declared themselves

“on strike” by temporarily closing their premises, to the serious

inconvenience of the invalids and the dandies. The action drew forth the

strongest denunciation of the Press for its anti-humanitarian character,

but I noticed that quite as much sympathy was expressed with the male

population who would thus be placed under the painful necessity of

shaving themselves for a day or two, as with the suffering humanity

whose need for medicine makes the druggist’s one of the most successful

businesses in the city.

There is truly little humanitarian feeling evident in the social life

of Buenos Ayres, although the organisation of the _Asistencia pública_

is in every respect admirable and its first aid to the injured and the

sick leaves nothing to be desired. The Hospital organisation into whose

care the patient passes after leaving the hands of the Asistencia is by

no means so well conducted, so that while you may rely on being taken

to a hospital in the best possible way, Heaven help you after you have

been left there! While it is true that the Argentine is far in advance of

most of the other republics in its provisions for public vaccination, and

also in its sane policy of making vaccination compulsory, the official

treatment of disease always seemed to me to suggest a nervous dread of

the possibilities, a feverish readiness to test all the latest European

innovations for its suppression. The memory of past plagues is a potent

factor in this; recollections and traditions of the devastations wrought

in Buenos Ayres by Yellow Jack a generation ago do much to spread the

nervousness when there is any whisper of epidemics in other South

American ports.

January 29, 1913, was the second anniversary of the first great epidemic

of yellow fever that decimated the population of Buenos Ayres, and the

anniversary coincided with an outbreak of bubonic plague in the northern

city of Tucumán. The occasion was seized by the very competent and

vigorous writer of “Topics of the Day” in the Buenos Ayres _Standard_

to deliver an excellent homily on “Disease as a Hygienist.” From this I

quote a few passages which I think worthy of attention, coming as they do

from the pen of an outspoken local critic:

Unfortunately government as an art is not understood to

include or embrace hygiene. Politics concern themselves only

with the passions of the people, and the detriment thereof.

The oft-quoted tag: “the health (_sic_) of the people is the

supreme law,” is remembered only when an orator is anxious

to display his erudition, or when he feels in a particularly

cynical mood. The “supreme law,” as every one knows, is to get

what you can, when you can, how you can, but get it!

Not merely in the Provinces is hygiene neglected. The big

cities are great culprits in this matter. Some years ago the

city of Rosario was visited by bubonic plague. Instantly it

was placed in a state of siege. Trains from outside were

not allowed to enter, nor were passengers allowed to leave

without “a thorough disinfection.” They and their luggage were

submitted to the process, which gave them a disagreeable odour,

but, unfortunately, gave immunity to no one. The outbreak was,

as a matter of fact, too benevolent to cause wide alarm in

Rosario, but it had a wonderful influence in stimulating the

city authorities. As if by some enchantment, the old fœtid

system of cesspools in the centre of the city was done away

with and modern sanitation installed. Legions of homeless dogs

were summarily caught and mercifully asphyxiated. The vigorous

broom of reform was wielded unceasingly for a few months, and

Rosario smelled sweeter in consequence. But much still remains

to be done in Rosario. In Buenos Ayres the old problem of

sanitation is now in course of solution, a comprehensive and

stupendous scheme being in course of execution. Still there

are places in the outskirts that would serve as nurseries for

exotic disease-germs. Unfortunately, too, the _conventillos_

are full of children and adults predisposed by heredity, by

malnutrition and unwholesome surroundings, to fall victims to,

and propagate, any passing epidemic....

The fact is, it is difficult, if not impossible, to find a

city, town or village in Argentina that can boast of adequate

sanitary arrangements. The smaller the place the greater the

problem. But to listen to Argentine orators, in Congress or

out of Congress, it might be thought that this country had

absolutely nothing to worry about but the unsatisfactory

political conditions of the Provinces and the country. Whole

sessions are devoted to a sterile debate upon the alleged

covert intervention of the National authorities in the mean

and pettifogging “politics” of the Provinces. But never a

word about the squalor that is endemic in the cities and

towns of these politician-ridden, quasi-autonomous States.

Should Nemesis come along she will exact heavy retribution for

culpable loss of time and opportunity, sacrificed in order that

glib orators may air their ineffective gifts.

Clearly social hygiene is not yet a strong point in the Argentine,

where 62 per cent. of deaths among children born in the country are due

to malnutrition and errors of diet. Think of the folly of it! A land

clamouring for population, inviting immigrants of all races, yet allowing

a high percentage of its new-born citizens to perish owing to the lack

of humanitarianism in its social system. The life of the individual is

valued lightly in the Argentine and in any sort of society where the

welfare of the component atoms is deemed of no importance, the basis upon

which to rear the fabric of social well-being is insecure.

As an illustration of the poor stuff out of which the social life of

Buenos Ayres has to be constructed, note the following, which I reprint

from the Buenos Ayres _Standard_:

“Those who live in glass houses should pull the blinds down”

is an old axiom worth keeping in mind. Although not exactly a

glass house, there is a hotel in Calle Cangallo. A bedroom in

the ground floor has two large windows fronting the street.

Last night both these windows were surrounded by an admiring

crowd. An Englishman who happened to pass naturally stopped

to look at the attraction. This consisted of a young and

exceedingly pretty woman who had “divested” herself and got

into bed, quite oblivious of the fact that the _persianas_

(lattice shutters) were wide open. The evening was warm, and

as she slept the sleep of the just, she exhibited even more

of the human form divine than would be considered discreet by

a classical dancer. The admiring crowd freely criticised the

sleeping beauty and made no attempt whatever to arouse her to a

sense of her position. Our English friend promptly entered the

hotel, explained matters, and a maid promptly entering the room

switched off the light, to the accompaniment of a chorus of

groans from those who stood without.

[Illustration: SUMMER SCENES ON THE TIGRE, THE RIVER RESORT NEAR BUENOS

AYRES]

The lax organisation of the police is largely to blame for the lack of

social sweetness throughout the Argentine. The officials of the force

embrace every type of mankind from honest devoted servants of the public

to the lowest of “grafters” and murderers. They are constantly swaying

between excess of zeal and absolute indifference, or active participation

in criminality. Here is a typical case as reported in the daily press:

The Buenos Ayres 17th police have been accused of a serious

abuse of authority. According to the accusers, a young couple

engaged to be married were arrested in the Plaza Francia

because they were seated on a bench talking. Conveyed to the

_comisaría_, the two prisoners were confined in separate rooms,

and one of the two police officials, it is alleged, assaulted

the young woman in a most cowardly and repulsive manner. The

case has been referred to the Chief of Police.

That is all I ever heard of the matter. Almost daily all sorts of police

scandals come to light in the press, show their ugly heads for a moment,

as it were, then slip out of sight, “no more being heard of the matter.”

A similar case to that just quoted came to my knowledge, in which two

Gringos figured unhappily. A young lady arrived from England to marry

her sweetheart, who was employed in Buenos Ayres. On the second night of

her arrival, they strolled to the Plaza San Martín, and, forgetful of

the strange amenities of local society, behaved in the “spoony” fashion

of a loving couple in a London park. They were promptly arrested and

passed the rest of the night in prison. The creature who would arrest

them might be a half-breed Indian, himself capable of any crime, but not

understanding that Gringos are accustomed to do their love-making in the

open!

Quaintly enough, the police are often the ravishers of helpless women.

Once during our stay a young woman was forcibly taken by two men in a

taxicab to the woods at Palermo and there criminally assaulted by them,

while a _vigilante_ “kept the coast clear.” The men then decamped, and

the zealous agent of Argentine law himself committed a further criminal

assault on the unfortunate woman. The police have even been known—though

this predated our stay in the town—to seize a woman in the street,

conduct her to a house and assault her!

With the police as active agents in wrong-doing, the social life of

the country could not be other than it is. Nay, when one has listened

to many stories of official turpitude, the surprise is that so much

approximating to modern civilised conditions should be able to survive

in the Argentine. Although probably more in place in my chapter on the

Emigrants, I am tempted to relate here, for the lurid light it throws on

certain sections of Argentine society, one of several stories told to me

by an Italian doctor, who had practised for some twelve years, first in a

provincial town and afterwards in the Federal capital.

A countryman of his came to the Argentine, with his young wife and

infant daughter. In Italy he had been a small market-gardener, and in

the new Land of Promise he started in a humble way as a cultivator of

potatoes and vegetables near a country town some thirty-five miles from

Buenos Ayres. Modest prosperity attended his efforts, and in their

rudely built and sparely furnished little _rancho_, the couple lived

happily and contentedly with their little daughter. Some years of

increasing prosperity passed in this way, and the Italian was able to

acquire a little more land. Meanwhile, a slight friendship had sprung

up between him and the local _comisario_, who, in riding past, would

occasionally dismount and enter the rancho, or take a seat in the shade

of the rude verandah, to share a bottle of wine with the Italian and

his wife. Indeed, the story as told to me by the doctor, with the warm,

imaginative touch which the Italian imports from his native tongue into

the Spanish, was quite idyllic up to this point, but here enters the

element of tragedy.

It so happened that the young wife, her husband’s junior by some eight or

ten years, was even more beautiful than the average woman of her class,

admittedly the most beautiful of peasant women. At first the Italian was

flattered by the friendship of the police officer, whose good-will it was

desirable to retain, if all sorts of oppressive restrictions hampering

the development of the _ranchero’s_ work were to be avoided—but later, he

began to wonder whether this friendship sprang entirely from good feeling

towards himself, or whether the comisario was casting an envious eye

upon the young wife. Suddenly awakened to the possibilities of this, and

being, in common with most of his race, a man of passionate nature, the

Italian forthwith determined to remove from the district to some place

where he hoped his wife might be free from any possible persecution and

he from being tempted to the usual extreme of the Italian husband whose

honour has been assailed.

Selling his plots and belongings for much less than he might have secured

had he cared to wait a favourable offer, he removed some forty miles

away, leaving no clue as to his address. In this new locality he acquired

a similar piece of land, set about the erection of a new rancho and the

preparation of his soil. Here he opined his wife would at least be safe

from the attentions of the official, and he determined he would exercise

greater care in preventing the comisario of the new district from setting

eyes on her, for he had now realised, what all his countrymen in the

Argentine come speedily to understand, that a good-looking wife is one

of the most dangerous possessions an emigrant can take with him to the

new land. Quietly the couple went about their business for a time, the

wife actively assisting in the work of the little farm. The shadow of

the evil comisario seemed to have passed. But it was not so. Annoyed at

being baulked of his prey, that ruffian had carefully followed up the

disappearance of the Italian couple and traced them to their new place of

abode. This he managed by the simple process of sending out an official

description to all the surrounding _comisarías_, describing the couple

and asking for news of them to be forwarded to him, as though they were

fugitives from justice! And so it happened that, after a few more months

of peaceful industry, the Italian was horrified one day to see his wife’s

persecutor riding down the main street of the town, in company with the

local chief of police. Scenting evil afoot, he hastened home to warn his

wife, and make preparations for eventualities.

That very evening the comisario, accompanied by a local vigilante, called

at the house and demanded admission, declaring they held an order for the

arrest of the Italian. The latter’s response was to discharge a revolver

point blank at the police agent, whom he grievously wounded,—the officer

keeping out of range. The latter then withdrew, only to return with two

more agents, and several roughs from a neighbouring café. Acting on his

instructions, the gang attacked the house, the two vigilantes being

killed by the Italian before he was overpowered and bound to the rough

wooden posts of the inner wall. The comisario and the scoundrels who

accompanied him now criminally assaulted the young wife and daughter

before the eyes of the helpless man, and eventually left, carrying away

with them the mother and child, only when the outraged husband seemed to

have been rendered raving mad.

Later, several agents were sent from the local comisaría to remove the

now almost lifeless Italian, who had been seriously injured in the mêlée

and crippled for life owing to the wanton brutality of those who broke

into his rancho. He was lodged in jail, and after many months was tried

and sentenced to some five years’ imprisonment for the shooting of the

two agents sent to arrest him. Surviving the prison ordeal, he was

eventually released, though crippled, beggared, and hopeless. But the

Italian spirit of revenge burned fiercely within his shattered frame, and

obtaining one of the deadly stilettos with which his countrymen are all

too familiar, within a few months of regaining his freedom, he succeeded,

in the most dramatic manner, in killing not only the comisario who had

worked such havoc with his life, but also the brother officer who had so

callously aided and abetted him. The one he despatched in a café; the

other in his private room at the police station, allowing himself to be

arrested immediately thereafter. Of his ultimate fate the Italian doctor

could not speak, but he assured me the facts were as stated, and that

the man was personally known to him. Nor did he know what sinister fate

befell the wife and daughter. Such is one of the little tragedies of the

Argentine, and one that I have been assured by those who know is typical

of numberless unwritten chapters in its social life.

It may be objected that the killing of the officer in a restaurant

and being able to escape to a distant town and kill another, seems

improbable; but this you will understand when you know what happens in

the event of a public murder in the Argentine. I remember walking along

Calle Maipú, in Buenos Ayres, soon after my arrival, when suddenly seven

or eight people bolted out of a small café, the entrance to which was

down some steps, and whence came the screams of a woman. Presently two

policemen came hurrying along and disappeared within. Everybody near the

scene took care to avoid the immediate vicinity of the café, lest he

might be arrested as a witness! What had happened was this. A man had

been shot dead, and his body was lying in the café, where only an old

woman who attended the bar remained, every one who had been in the place

at the time of the murder incontinently bolted. And well for them that

they did so, as it is the custom of the police to make indiscriminate

arrests of witnesses in the neighbourhood of any crime that has been

committed, and these helpless witnesses are lodged in gaol and treated

with greater rigour than the perpetrator of the deed! So notorious is

this ludicrous procedure, that there is a saying in Buenos Ayres, “It is

better to be a murderer than a witness,” and consequently an enormous

number of crimes pass unpunished for the simple reason that no one who

values his personal safety cares to come forward as a witness.

The nature of the crimes perpetrated daily throughout Argentina is such

that the Anglo-Saxon mind revolts at the mere thought of human beings

existing who could be guilty of such enormities. But it is only fair to

say that in these crimes of passion and violence, the native Argentine is

seldom involved, the lower class Italian, and especially the Neapolitan,

being the worst offender. Indeed the Italian doctor who told me the story

related above was careful to explain that neither of the comisarios who

played such villainous parts were Argentines of pure descent, but were

Spanish-Italians. One has only to note the names of the persons concerned

in the cases reported in the Press to realise that Italy, and especially

that hotbed of vice and criminality of which Naples is the centre, is

responsible for the largest percentage of the inhuman outrages that stain

the records of the Argentine.

As I have hinted, the Gringo who gets himself involved in any sort of

dispute with the police is likely to regret it. The only safe course is

to avoid at all costs the intervention of the legal authorities. When

one must go to law, then care must be taken to ensure the proper course

of justice, either by judicious bribery or personal influence! I have

known of cases in the United States where it has been necessary “to

purchase justice,” particularly one important judgment which was only

placed beyond doubt by liberally feeing the judges. Similarly, the honest

man who meekly sits down, and out of his unworldliness allows “justice”

to take its course in the Argentine, without doing something to help it

along, may live to regret his scrupulousness.

An English acquaintance whose sense of justice is so abnormally developed

that he would go to law about the most trumpery matter rather than submit

to what he felt to be an injustice, one morning had to make some calls

in Buenos Ayres, and, hailing a coach from the rank in front of the

hotel, he drove to his first appointment, a matter of some ten minutes,

asking the driver—an Italian—to wait for him at a certain point a few

hundred yards distant, where coaches were permitted to stand. But after

discharging his business and going to the place in question, he could not

find the coach. The driver had evidently accepted another fare, hoping

to get back in time for my friend. But, behold him at the hotel in the

evening, demanding payment of fifteen or sixteen pesos, on the ground

that he had waited several hours for the return of the traveller, and

only gave up hope of his coming back when it was nearing dinner time!

The Englishman declined to disgorge six or seven dollars for his ten

minutes’ coach drive, and offered two pesos, exactly double the amount

he had legally incurred up to the time of leaving the coach, and thus

allowing for the time he had ordered the coachman to wait. This the

man indignantly refused, quitting the hotel with vows of vengeance on

the Englishman who, by the way, had only a smattering of the language,

or sufficient to indicate in a crude and gesticulative manner what he

required.

[Illustration: VIEWS OF MAR DEL PLATA.

In the second picture the large building of “El Club,” the gambling

centre during the short bathing season, is seen, and the bottom

illustration shows the new “Rambla” or promenade of cement structure

which has supplanted a rickety wooden one.]

Next morning, or it may have been the next again, when walking along the

Calle Florida, our Gringo was surprised to find himself stopped by a

policeman, with whom was the cochero, and requested to accompany them to

the comisaría. He gave the agente to understand, as well as he could by

gesture and some of his odd Spanish words, that he would go with him in

a coach, but would not be taken on foot through the streets. Eventually

this was agreed to, and thus they reached the police station, where some

hours passed before the magistrate could or would inquire into the case.

In vain did the prisoner claim permission to communicate with the

British Minister, and when at length he was brought before the judge,

it was clear that gentleman had made up his mind on the story already

told by the cabman, which was naturally a tissue of lies. A request for

an interpreter was at first refused, the magistrate saying he believed

the Gringo understood well enough what was being said to and about him,

but on continued protest, an interpreter was called, and he made it his

first business to interpret nothing said either by the magistrate or by

the accused, but advised the latter to pay up and get out of the court

at once. Mr. Gringo, being a particularly stiff-necked British type,

insisted that having incurred the trouble of being arrested, he would not

now pay one centavo more than he had offered the cochero at the hotel,

and demanded that his side of the case should be fully interpreted to the

magistrate. Even this seemed to make no impression on the enlightened

administrator of the law, who stated that the simple fact remained that

the coachman had been engaged and had not been discharged, and that

evidently the accused had not taken sufficient pains to make sure that

the coachman was not waiting for him at the appointed time and place,

the prosecutor producing a lying witness who swore to seeing him at the

appointed place and at the time stated.

At this juncture the Englishman again in the most emphatic way instructed

the interpreter to insist on having the case adjourned until he could

have time to communicate with the British Minister, as he was willing

even to run the risk of a night in jail rather than accede to any order

of Court that seemed to him unjust. His request was again dismissed as

irrelevant, the matter being one entirely for the consideration of the

police judge. Then, suddenly recollecting that at the moment of his

arrest he was on the way to visit a very influential Argentine with

whom he had business relations, and who took a prominent part in local

politics, he suggested that he be permitted to communicate with this

gentleman. When the judge heard the name of this gentleman pronounced,

and realised he might be a friend of the accused, the whole complexion

of the case instantly changed, and instead of passing judgment for the

payment of the coachman’s claim, as he had originally shown a readiness

to do, he calmly asked the accused why he had not mentioned before that

he was a friend of Señor Fulano de Tal, and the matter could have been

arranged immediately. Moreover, he would not even allow that the coachman

was entitled to more than one peso, his minimum fare for the ride from

the hotel to the place at which the Englishman left the coach!

So dumbfoundered was the plaintiff at this sudden change of front that

he burst into a volley of oaths against the Gringo and also insulted the

judge, who forthwith clapped him into jail to cool off for the next

three days!

Our friend, not a little satisfied with the turn of events, was thereupon

liberated, with no worse loss than that of some four or five hours’ time,

and the expenditure of a certain amount of nervous anxiety. But that was

not the end of the matter. The cochero, having spent a few pesos by way

of bribes anticipatory, had ample time in the next three days to nurse

his wrath to scalding point, and the Englishman was advised, in view of

this, to be very careful of his movements after these three days had

passed, as it was a matter that might be settled in the approved manner

of the Italian—at the point of the stiletto.

It so happened that five days after the court scene, the Englishman was

due to sail for England, and during the days following the prisoner’s

release he practically never left the hotel, even taking the precaution

of having his luggage conveyed to the boat by another traveller, to throw

the coachman off the scent, if perchance he was lurking about, seeking

vengeance. Then when ready to leave, a friend engaged a taxicab and drove

up in it to the kitchen entrance of the hotel, the Englishman jumping in

instantly. Thus he succeeded in eluding the ruffian, but he actually saw

him arrive at the quayside just when the visitors were being turned off

the vessel.

The simple narration of this episode can give but faint idea of the

anxiety and inconvenience it must have caused to the English traveller,

and it is to be doubted whether in the end he was the gainer. My own

policy was invariably to submit to any sort of injustice when I could

not see an immediate likelihood of successfully protesting against

it. The line of least resistance is certainly the only policy in the

Argentine that makes for comfort and peace of mind.

The practice of indiscriminately thrusting people into jail and leaving

them there for several days, in the vilest conditions and often in a

common room with the most desperate characters, before inquiring into

their cases, had one solitary merit, and, as the Irishman said, even that

was a bad one. In every motor accident that takes place—and there are

many daily—the first thing the policeman does is to march the chauffeur

off to jail, and have the car removed afterwards. It is a matter of

complete indifference to the police whether the accident is the fault of

the chauffeur or not—off he goes to jail and there he may lie for several

days before he is discharged. As it would be difficult to discover more

reckless drivers than those who make pandemonium of the streets of Buenos

Ayres, this struck me as not entirely a bad method. To assume the guilt

of the motor-driver until he had proved his innocence was, in nine cases

out of ten, to take the proper course. Some English acquaintances of

mine, however, who kept an automobile and employed a very considerate and

cool-headed Englishman as driver, were unable to agree with me, as their

man had just spent three days in jail for a slight accident, in which

a careless passenger had injured his foot by stepping off the pavement

against the wheel of the car, and owing to the verminous condition of

the jail, the poor chauffeur had to destroy all his clothes after he was

liberated! My friends also had to suffer inconvenience owing to their

car being abandoned in the street by the arrest of the driver, and being

held by the police for a day or two before it was delivered to them,

sustaining in the meantime some damage. The only moral of this story is

that Buenos Ayres is no place for an English chauffeur!

But of course it is easy to be critical of the social conditions of

a country which, after all, has no more than emerged from somewhat

primitive conditions into the larger life of a great modern nation. The

Spanish civilisation in America was not in every way superior to the

native civilisations it destroyed and supplanted, and for generations

it made but little progress of itself, if anything deteriorating as

the inevitable consequence of its low and brutalising aim—the securing

of treasure for the Spanish Crown. The Spanish communities established

throughout the continent were notoriously lacking in ideals. Until they

threw off the yoke of Spain and began to feel within themselves the

stirring of national aspirations, to cherish ambitions of elevating

themselves into individual nations, their history went some way to

justify the famous cynicism that the true dividing line between Africa

and Europe are not the Straits of Gibraltar, but the Pyrenees.

No longer, however, can it be said that any of these virile young

peoples are without their ideals. If the Argentine citizen had no other

figure than the splendid one of Sarmiento to point to, he would still

be justified in claiming for his country a place among the intellectual

nations of our time. And Sarmiento is but one of many great men whom the

Argentine has produced.

There is everywhere in South America to-day an unmistakable reaching

out for better things. Alongside the sheer brutality, unhappily still

existing, the tender plant of intellectual culture has been growing,

and with it true humanitarianism must make progress. It is, however,

the defect of virtue ever to be less interesting than vice; not only in

the Argentine, but also among ourselves, the baser elements of society

have a knack of thrusting themselves in front of the worthier, so that

the observer is liable to get his perspective askew. That is why it is

easy to overestimate the importance of these baser elements of Argentine

social life, though not to overdraw the picture of actual conditions. It

may fairly be said that the baser elements of social life touch a higher

percentage of the whole in the Latin-American civilisation of to-day than

in that of Europe or North America, but that the more elevating factors

are present and, if less in degree, are similar in kind to those of the

older nations, and will eventually produce a worthy social system, in

which intellectualism and humanitarianism will triumph over the brute

forces of self-seeking and indifferentism. But the time is not yet.

The Argentine is credited with expending more on the education of its

people than any other country in the world, with the exception of

Australia, and if the truth must be told, it is not getting the best

value for its expenditure. Since the days when Sarmiento,—who took part

in the insurrection against the notorious Rosas in 1829, and some twenty

years later had a hand in overthrowing that _gaucho_ tyrant,—established

in 1856, the first department of public education, the public schools

of the Argentine have been regarded as one of the first considerations

of every statesman. Sarmiento spent his life in the cause of education,

which he had studied in the United States and in Europe before rising to

power in his native land, and during his presidency he achieved great

things in the founding of schools and colleges throughout the country.

A visitor to Buenos Ayres, and especially if he be one of official

distinction in his own country, will be shown some most admirable

educational institutions in the federal capital, and among these the

splendid Colegio Sarmiento, which perpetuates the memory of the wisest

and most humane of Argentine presidents. So far good, but he will not

be told, especially if he be under official guidance, that probably

the school teachers throughout the country are four, five, or six

months in arrears with their salaries, the appropriation for public

education having somehow fallen short of the requirements. Just as an

immense amount of the corruption and criminality among the police is

due directly to the infamously low rate of remuneration, which in 1912

was practically the same as it had been some fifteen or twenty years

before, though the cost of living had meanwhile doubled, if not trebled,

so is school-teaching rendered one of the most despicable of callings

by reason of the shamefully low wages paid to those engaged in it. In a

country where the commonest forms of manual labour are highly rewarded,

the rank and file of teachers are not so well paid as they are in the

United States or in England, and thus, in financial standing, fall into

the meanest class of workers. Nay, it is by no means unusual for their

wretched salaries to be as much as six months in arrears, and in any case

the average teacher seldom has the satisfaction of handling his or her

income, owing to a check system worked under the immediate auspices of

the Educational Department itself.

The school teacher, being quite without resources and living from hand

to mouth, wishes to buy, let us say, a sewing machine for his wife, or

some household necessity. He obtains this on the instalment system, and

the Educational Department becomes his _fiador_, or guarantor, for the

transaction. It does more; it actually pays the instalments and marks

them off against his salary! In such wise many teachers do all their

shopping, even to the purchase of their eatables, and rarely have the

satisfaction of handling their actual salaries. No wonder that the

poor pedagogue, who ought to be the hope of his country, is more often

despised and contemned for his inability to acquire money in a country

where the possession of it is the sole measure of a man’s ability.

Nevertheless, it cannot be denied that there is a genuine desire for

knowledge among the Argentine people to-day, a willingness to be

instructed, only second to that of the North American, whose advanced

ideals of education first fired Sarmiento to emulation. The works of

an informative character sold in the bookshops would, I am confident,

greatly outnumber those of light reading, were statistics available.

There is throughout the Press the same evidence of a serious interest

in subjects which in England would be considered “heavy” or “dull.” In

a word, the good Argentine is a man very much in earnest, given to

pondering the problems of life in the light of the best criticism he can

find, and if he is still overshadowed by his worser compatriots, he is by

no means a negligible quantity, nor is he rarely to be met with.

[Illustration: SUBURBAN AND RURAL ROADS IN THE ARGENTINE.

The photograph on the left was taken in the suburb of Quilmes, and shows

a typical suburban road in dry weather; that on the right, the main road

through the town of Azul in the south of the Province of Buenos Ayres.]

In many ways the country seems to be passing through much the same

social development as the history of the United States presents, always

remembering, however, that it is based on a civilisation that differs

radically from the Anglo-Saxon. A further evidence of this is the

extraordinary popularity of the lecture as an instrument of education.

In the course of a single year, the procession of lecturers who invade

Buenos Ayres assumes proportions that are almost comic. Not a week

passes but the newspapers herald the coming of some European celebrity,

whose portrait is published broadcast, whose life is written up in every

journal, and whose lectures (for which a high fee is usually charged) are

pretty sure to be well attended. The subjects on which these lecturers

discourse are often of the most forbidding seriousness, and only people

famishing for knowledge, or utterly at a loss otherwise to dispose of

their time, could provide audiences for them. These _conferencistas_ come

indiscriminately from France, Spain, and Italy, the languages of these

countries being so widely represented in the Argentine that a gathering

capable of understanding any or all of them is not difficult to get

together. Some of the lecturers are officially invited by the Government,

who pay their fees and expenses, others—the majority—are quite as much

interested in filling their pockets as in furthering the intellectual

development of the Argentine, and very willingly invite themselves,

any lecturer of the Latin race being a gifted self-advertiser. A good

many ladies, chiefly Spanish novelists of reputation or political

agitators, also grace the lecture platform in Buenos Ayres and the large

provincial centres. A reception committee is usually formed to meet the

distinguished visitor at the boat, and there is the usual _banquete_,

with the equally inevitable _copa de champaña_, and the ubiquitous

photographers from _Caras y Caretas_ and the other pictorial papers.

This movement has assumed proportions which in 1912 led the caricaturists

to turn their attention to it, and cartoons of the different lecturers

hurrying off with bags of gold, indicated the local cynicism on the

subject; but apart from its amusing aspect it ought to be accepted as

an earnest of the desire that does exist for instruction in subjects

of public life. One popular lecture, for instance, was devoted to “The

Management of Public Museums,” but literary subjects, studies of the

lives of famous authors, and historical studies, as well as travel-talks,

seem to be most acceptable. One lady arrived from Spain with a lecture

in which she endeavoured to prove that Columbus was a Spaniard, based

upon the most slender evidence put forth by a Spanish antiquary, with

whom the wish was father to the thought; but she was listened to in a

good-humoured, sceptical manner, which spoke well for the common-sense of

the people, who wisely do not care a straw whether Columbus was a Gallego

or Genoese. Among the celebrities engaged under Government auspices to

lecture in recent years was a very famous French novelist, who is one

of the favourite authors throughout Latin America. In common with most

other authors, he not only lectured, but made use of his experience on

returning home to describe the countries he had visited. His description

of Uruguay is particularly remembered in Montevideo, as he is said to

have mentioned the fine coffee plantations of that country, and this was

the first that any Uruguayan had ever heard of them!

Although the final civilisation of the Argentine people will leave

between it and any Anglo-Saxon civilisation a marked cleavage, yet it

will approximate more closely to the British or North American than to

the French or Spanish. To say that the Argentines are Latins with certain

aspirations which are essentially characteristic of the Anglo-Saxons,

would be too broad a generalisation, but, closely analysed, we can

discover even more characteristics in the Argentine sympathetic to

British social notions,—imitative of them, perhaps,—than in the French or

Spanish, though at bottom, the Argentine remains Latin, and every nation,

like every individual, is doomed to carry, wherever it goes along the

road of progress or retrogression, “the baggage of its own psychology.”

Socially, the British have passed through some of the phases from which

the Argentine is only just emerging, and North Americans have passed

through others which at no time affected British social life.

In concluding this chapter, I have to admit that I have been somewhat

hampered in its construction by the fact that many illustrations which I

have stored in my mind affecting the social side of things, fall more

properly into other sections of my book, so that it is impossible to

avoid in some degree the overlapping of interests, especially when I deal

with subjects such as that in my succeeding chapter, which is really a

further consideration of the social life of the country. In the present

chapter, I have therefore sought to do no more than touch discursively

upon certain incidents and matters coming within my knowledge during my

stay on the River Plate, which may shed some light on an aspect of the

Argentine which few American or English writers mention in their usually

flattering and too often uncritical studies of the country and its

people.

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