CHAPTER V

MORE SCENES FROM THE STREETS OF BUENOS AYRES

What fascinated me most in the streets of this motley town were the

bookshops. Who says there is no culture in Buenos Ayres has to reckon

with the evidence of these, for London itself has no more than you might

count on the fingers of one hand that excel the _librerías_ of the

Argentine capital. Many pleasant hours have I passed inspecting their

wonderfully varied stocks of books from all the countries of Europe where

the art of printing flourishes, as well as from North and South America.

In proportion to their populations, Buenos Ayres excels New York in the

number and character of its bookshops.

It was very encouraging to a literary worker to note how every country

has sent of its best (though Spain also of its worst) to keep alive the

taste for letters in those whom the eternal quest for the elusive dollar

has taken to far-away Argentina. There are many German bookshops, stocked

with wonderful collections of the classic literature of the Fatherland

and the latest works of its indefatigable authors of to-day in every

branch of thought and activity. Several admirable French shops there are

of which the same may be said; a few Italians—extremely few in proportion

to the vast Italian population—and several well-known British shops,

where cheap English and American fiction unfortunately outnumbers the

books of serious value, though practically no new book of real note that

saw the light in England or North America did not have at least a brief

showing on the shelves of the British bookshops during my stay. There is

even a bookshop where the strange literary products of the Turk and the

Syrian are sold to the oriental community.

But the native bookshops have nothing to learn from the foreigners,

unless it be a better taste in displaying their wares, which are usually

thrown into the window with all the _abandon_ of a country store. In

point of variety, they are as richly stocked as any of their colleagues

overseas, and it is clear from the most casual examination of their

shelves that all the principal French and German publishers are vieing

with each other in catering for this rich and ready market of golden

South America. I could fill pages with lists of “libraries” which are

being produced specially for Latin America (but chiefly for Buenos Ayres)

by famous Continental houses, who publish Spanish translations of all

their important new books, as well as of a bewildering number of old

books that first found popularity in French or German. Spanish publishers

lack enterprise, hence Buenos Ayres, where printing is excessively costly

and is used almost exclusively for business propaganda, has to get its

most worthy Spanish books by way of France or Germany.

I have said Spain also sends of its worst. Most of the trash comes

from Barcelona and Madrid houses. It consists chiefly of atrocious

translations of English and American detective tales of the crudest

“penny blood” variety, badly printed, and stitched within a gaudy and

often well-done coloured wrapper, with some preposterously sensational

picture thereon. These are sold, not at a penny, but at fourpence (twenty

centavos) and are read by young and old alike. There are many shops that

show nothing in their windows but this gutter literature, while the

kiosks on the Avenida—pale and shabby ghosts of the delightful Paris

kiosks these!—are stocked with them, and also with translations of the

pornographic French books which the shameless shopmen of the Palais Royal

display for the concupiscent foreigner.

Of old bookshops, alas, there are none. To the literary man, a city

without its dusty haunts of the bookworm lacks something that all the

loads of “latest books” cannot quite replace. Old books there are to be

found in the general bookshops, and they are usually offered at prices

so excessive that when I set about the formation of a library of South

American works, I was eventually forced to discontinue buying any but the

most essential, as they are to be picked up in Paris at a fifth the price

and with much less searching. I also found that I could secure in London

more and better photographs of Buenos Ayres than in the city itself, and

at less cost! One day, requiring urgently a photo of a certain aspect of

the statue of San Martín, I had all the likely shops and photographers

searched in vain, yet in London I could have got it immediately.

The English booksellers (who, of course, also cater for the small North

American “colony”) have the habit of hanging out a notice when the

English or North American mail has come to hand with its load of new

books and the latest periodicals. And once a week the exiles from Old

England or from the United States must feel a quickening of the pulse

when they see the announcement in good bold letters “MAIL DAY” or “MAIL

ARRIVED” at the doors of these thriving bookshops in the Calle Cangallo.

But perhaps a time may come to the exile when his pulse is so scant of

home-fed blood that he notes these signs with a dim unseeing eye and

feels no flush of the old love for his native land arise in him.

If horseshoes brought luck, every exile might be a millionaire, for

nowhere have I seen so many cast shoes in the streets. You could wager

on filling a cart with them in one day! The workmanship of the smiths is

evidently so crude or so little care is taken of the horses that their

shoes are allowed to loosen and fall off without any serious attempt to

preserve them. Whatever the reason, they are in all the streets like

“common objects of the seashore.” But the electric bulb is to Buenos

Ayres as the seaweed or the limpet to a rocky shore. Except along

Broadway, no New Yorker ever looks on such prodigality of electric lamps.

All the public buildings are permanently outlined with them, so often

have they to use them on anniversaries or centenaries; for the Argentine

dearly loves to celebrate the centenary of any old forgotten “battle”

in his glorious history and the anniversaries of all the “epoch-making”

events and great men’s birthdays, by illuminating his public buildings

and getting some great living Argentine to declaim a type-written speech

to an assembly of _distinguidos_. Even the Cathedral is garlanded with

rows of electric bulbs, so that it may take its part with the public

buildings and the retail shops in these extremely frequent electrical

celebrations. No wonder the electricians love Buenos Ayres! And very

beautiful is the city with its millions of little coloured lamps aglow.

I saw it many times thus in eight months; but could have wished for some

novelty after the fifth or sixth time.

While electricity is comparatively cheap, and the supply of glass lamps

evidently inexhaustible, the plate-glass used for lighting underground

warehouses from the sidewalk is evidently at a premium, as I noticed that

whenever one of these pavement lights was broken it was not replaced by a

piece of thick glass, but by wood covered with a layer of cement!

[Illustration: THE COLÓN THEATRE, BUENOS AYRES.

A general view of this fine cement-covered building, where a short season

of State-aided Opera is given each year.]

Having thus far dealt with the streets of Buenos Ayres in general

terms, let me now glance at certain of the more famous thoroughfares in

particular. Florida must naturally come first, for Florida is a microcosm

of Buenos Ayres. It is a tramless street, in so far as the _electricos_

only cross it at every 150 yards. It is, moreover, a “two ways” street,

traffic being allowed to pass along it in both directions. It is, as I

have already indicated, an extremely narrow street. But it is the great

highway of the city; its peculiar pride and joy. There throbs the great

heart of _el gran pueblo Argentino_. On a dry day the motors churn up

the dust and line the broken asphalt roadway with long tracks of oil, on

which the horses “slither” and fall. On a moist day the dust is converted

into a pasty coating, which makes progress on sidewalk or roadway a peril

to quadrupeds and bipeds alike. On a really wet day—and often it rains in

torrents for days on end—the windows of all the shops become obscured

with mud and pedestrians are bespattered from head to heels. The habit of

wearing waterproofs with hoods, which they flap over their hats, gives a

curious aspect to the men on wet days. I had been told in London that the

Anglo-Saxon was spotted in Buenos Ayres by his umbrella. My experience

was that the first things a newcomer bought in the month of May or June

were a waterproof and an umbrella, and it was comic to see the poor

Italian and Spanish immigrants disembarking, each clutching a real old

“gamp,” for which he was to find abundant use. The _coches_, being built

for fair weather, offer little protection when it rains, a crude apron

of leather being stretched in front of the “fare,” but leaving his head

and shoulders exposed to the deluge. Yet one is lucky indeed to secure

so much protection on a rainy night, and often have I had to walk to

my quarters in the drenching rain after shivering for half an hour in

a doorway in the vain hope of getting some condescending _cochero_ to

accept my patronage. At other times, when I have secured a coach, I have

regretted I have not boldly footed it in the rain, as there would be a

painful interlude on the journey while the driver struggled to raise

up his fallen steeds. They tumble about on the slippery streets like

beginners in a skating rink.

But let us look at Florida when the sun is shining. Its shops are full

of interest to the curious. The jewellers are especially numerous, and

vie with the best in London or Paris. And their contents are of the

most beautiful, for the Argentines have taste in jewellery, even though

they are inclined to display it with almost barbaric opulence. The

furniture shops are equally prodigal in beautiful and unique wares,

with perhaps too marked a tendency to the _art nouveau_, which has not

yet grown old in Buenos Ayres. Comfortable chairs, luxurious lounges,

no—their preference is for “style” rather than comfort. The milliners

and _modistas_ display the most tempting hats—I have seen one ticketed

at 500 pesos—and dresses which are the last word in Parisian ingenuity.

They have also a childish delight in grouping life-sized and very

lifelike female figures arranged in these vanities in their windows. A

waxen lady displaying her startling corsets and snowy underwear has a

peculiar fascination not only for the women, but even for the men. One

evening I overheard a little ragged urchin, who was standing before such

a revelation, pressing his hands across his heart, like Caruso in a love

scene, exclaiming to the wax idol of his adoration, “_Ah, mi querida

señorita!_” They begin young in Buenos Ayres!

Florida is so much a Vanity Fair that the shops devoted to the more

sober necessities of life seem out of place. Some of these still present

a “Wild West” aspect in the motley assortment of their wares, cooking

ranges, oil stoves, baths, cork-screws, infants’ foods, boots, bedsteads,

and travelling trunks being mingled together in pleasing disorder. But

such establishments are gradually being elbowed out by the pompous

jeweller, the pianoforte-seller, whose chief business is in pianolas and

musical boxes—crowds will stand around a shop door to listen to a musical

box at work or an automatic organ, in the evening when the street has

been closed to wheeled traffic—the furrier, the high-class stationer,

the modista, the chemist, _and_ the optician. Nowhere will you find such

opticians. It may be that the syphilitic condition of the South American

blood is responsible for the myopia of the Argentines, or it may be no

more than a fashion, like the monocle with a certain type of Englishman;

but the use of glasses is widespread. There is one establishment in

Florida which is a veritable palace of optical appliances, employing

many scores of assistants. A considerable part of this business is also

associated with land-surveying and the most expensive instruments of

that science may be seen for sale in many shop windows in Florida. A

peculiarity of Buenos Ayres (and Montevideo also) is the public display

of surgical appliances. Brilliantly lighted windows present you with

the latest things in operating tables, glass service stands for the

instruments, and all sorts of uncanny inventions for cutting you up.

The craftsmen of Florence send much of their marble handiwork to Florida,

and some of the art shops are stocked with beautiful statues and bronzes,

while every variety of gorgeous inkstands may be seen in them. The

inkstand is an important item of the _chic_ Argentine home. But the taste

for graphic art is still undeveloped, and the pictures offered for sale

compare very unfavourably with the sculptures. I recall in particular a

hideous daub, which was alleged to represent two or three members of a

certain _familia distinguida_ (any family that can pay its way and afford

a seat at the Opera is so described), being the centre of admiration

in a Florida shop window for some days, while the newspapers gave

reproductions of it. In London or Paris no art-dealer would have allowed

it to be seen on his premises.

As I have already indicated, Florida has every day a brief surcease

from the battle of motors and coaches. From four o’clock until seven

no vehicles are allowed to pass along it, and only at the crossings is

there any traffic. These are the hours of the evening _paseo_. Ladies

and children are now at liberty to saunter along the pavements or in

the roadway, while the gilded youth of the town struts by and gazes at

them, or more often stands in stolid rows and admires. The ladies are

perhaps a trifle too well dressed and the children mostly over-dressed.

But this is their “life.” This paseo is what they live for, so they

strive to appear at their best and to display their possessions of silks

and satins, while the _jovenes distinguidos_ have all had their boots

polished to the _n_th degree just before they came into the street. And

the scene is undeniably enchanting, when the electric lights blaze out.

There are hundreds of projecting shops-signs, in which changing electric

lights are now revealed and now occluded, and the great warehouses are

all illuminated as though it were another _centenario_, news vendors are

calling _La Razon_, _El Diario_, _Caras y Caretas_, or _Fray Mocho_, and

the whole has the atmosphere of some brilliant bazaar, rather than of the

highway of a great city. It is a feast of light, but not of gaiety, for

the Argentines are not given to joyousness and are strangely lacking in

humour; everybody is frightfully formal and all are obviously conscious

of being well dressed. It is Vanity Fair with the fun left out!

Towards the river, the street of San Martín (inescapable national hero

who pursues you everywhere in statue, in street and place-name, in

“cocktails,” in every conceivable connection) runs parallel to Florida

but bears no resemblance to it except in being equally narrow. It is

essentially an earnest business thoroughfare, lined with many fine

office buildings, and choking perpetually with traffic. But, by the

way, many of these business buildings that look so “up-to-date” from

the outside are antiquated within. It is a fact that up to so recently

as a year ago builders were in the habit of erecting large tenements

which they well knew would be utilised for nothing but offices, yet they

built them deliberately for “flats,” or _departamentos_, as these are

called, fitting each with its kitchen and bathroom and disposing the

apartments as for bedrooms and salons. Thus you will find to-day hundreds

of business firms using such modern flats as offices,—in some cases the

bathrooms remaining, in others converted into “enquiry office,” or the

like,—all extremely uncomfortable in conditions entirely foreign to

their requirements. But San Martín contains several imposing blocks of

real office buildings and will presently contain more, for the builders

are busy here, as everywhere else, with their work of transformation. A

friend of mine, when I called on him at the beginning of May, 1913, had

just received notice to quit, by the demolishers arriving and starting

to unroof his office! That was his first intimation that the landlord

purposed clearing away his old property and putting up a great new

business building. Argentine methods are not ours.

One “square” nearer the river runs Reconquista, dignified by the

presence of the principal bank buildings, many of which are real

ornaments of the town and all suggest a sense of opulence and financial

solidity it would be hard to match even in New York or London. Yet the

best of them, the richest and the most substantial, are no more than the

branches of the Tree of English Gold which has its roots deep-struck in

London City. It is a street of all nations this Reconquista. England,

France, Germany, Spain, Italy, and the rest have their banking houses

here, and there is no more encouraging sight in this remorseless city

than to witness the many ill-clad Spanish and Italian labourers going

through the long and intricate operation of sending drafts home to

those they have left in the old country. Many hundreds have I seen with

eager, straining faces, scanning the pink or green slips of paper that

would mean so much to some one far away in Lombardy or in Catalonia, and

represented so much of the sweat of his brow to the poor sender.

The practice of keeping a bank account is very general, even among the

labouring classes, as the poor _peon_ has nowhere to hide his little

hoard, living as he does in the most shameful conditions, where a

square yard of living-room is more costly than a cottage would be in

his native village, and among people who do not hesitate at murder to

gain a few pitiful pesos. Thus you will often see a lean and hungry

labourer, dressed no better than an English tramp, scrutinising his

bank book in the corridor of one of the great banking houses, and the

sight is a strange one to English eyes. Turks, Polish Jews, Norwegians,

Russians, Cingalese, Swedes, Armenians, all the nations of the world

are represented daily in the teeming throngs that flock to the banks

in Reconquista, where the innumerable clerks are puffing steadily at

cigarettes and attending to their clients with a charming ease that

has in it a pleasant suggestion of eternity. For the simplest banking

operation will eat away twenty minutes of your time, as your account is

balanced whenever you withdraw or lodge any sum, and to secure a draft on

London at ninety days, calls for the patience of Job and three-quarters

of an hour. Much of this formality is the result of the system of issuing

open checks, which makes swindling delightfully simple, and the bank

always stands to lose, as there is extreme difficulty in bringing a

swindler to book.

The last of the narrow streets riverward is Calle 25 de Mayo, so called

from the day in the year 1810 when the movement for Independence began,

although the actual date of the Declaration of Independence is 9th July,

1816. They have a curious habit of thinking in dates in Latin countries.

Both Paris and Rome give us examples of famous dates as street names, but

in South America dates are honoured to a degree that is comic. One of my

friends in Montevideo has an office in 25 de Mayo, a show-room in 18 de

Julio, and warehouses in 21 de Agosto and in 15 de Octubre! By some odd

chance he always found what he needed most in one of the streets named

after Uruguay’s historic dates. There was another such, 1 de Mayo, but

it offered him no accommodation else he should have taken premises there

also, just to complete the series. Calle 25 de Mayo in Buenos Ayres has

long been one of the degenerate parts of the town, entirely unworthy of

the historic event it commemorates. But it is being gradually reformed

and may yet take on an aspect of decency. Near the Plaza de Mayo it

contains some fine new buildings, but westward it is still the haunt of

undesirables, although the English pro-cathedral stands there, a plain

and not undignified structure with which I made no close acquaintance.

[Illustration: EXTERIOR OF THE JOCKEY CLUB, BUENOS AYRES.

A good photograph of this famous building cannot be made, the street

being too narrow to admit of focus, even from the upper storeys opposite.

In the right bottom corner part of a window-sill, or ledge of roof, on

the opposite side of the street, appears in this photograph.]

From 25 de Mayo the ground falls quickly, to the Paseo de Julio, the

former street occupying the level of what, no doubt, was long ago the

bank of the river. This is the only semblance of a hill in all the

district. Inland for leagues, the city lies flat as the proverbial

pancake, while below towards the river, the Paseo and the gardens beyond,

with the buildings of the port in the further distance, occupy a lower

level of land reclaimed from the river. If anybody wants an enemy “put

out of the way” for a matter of twenty dollars or so, he will have no

difficulty in finding a villain ready for the job somewhere along the

arcaded haunts of the Paseo. In one respect the Paseo de Julio resembles

Princess Street, Edinburgh, which, as the Irishman said, “is no more

than half a strate, as it has only one side to it.” The Paseo has only

one side to it, and it is a bad one. The second stories of the buildings

that stand between the Paseo and 25 de Mayo are on the road level of the

higher street. Thus it might be possible, for aught I know, to enter one

of the low dens on the Paseo and mounting two or three floors within

its evil and mysterious interior, emerge on the level of 25 de Mayo.

The lower stories of these buildings on the Paseo side are arcaded,

and these arcades are the haunt of “all things perverse, abominable.”

According to the local press, after nightfall no man dare appear there

wearing a collar, and any one who requires the aid of eye-glasses must

not venture thither. Often have I wandered among the stinking peones and

cosmopolitan criminals who throng the arcades by day, but I know not

the Paseo by night. The shops are kept by all sorts of cheap clothiers,

general dealers, and many cutlers, whose windows are exclusively given

over to the display of long knives or daggers. Probably sixty per cent.

of the frequenters of the arcades carry one of these dirks, like the

old Scottish Highlander, and the other forty per cent. are armed with

revolvers, of which hundreds are exposed for sale in the arcades. There

is no lack of “cheap Jacks” with “special lines” to clear at a sacrifice.

There are many filthy looking restaurants and provision shops; and more

_librerías_, which expose nothing but the filth of the Continental press

translated into Spanish and Italian. If you look at one of their windows

for a minute, out pops the greasy owner, spiderlike, to enquire if by any

chance you would like to inspect his more secret stock of _fotografías

muy curiosas_, while youths will thrust under your nose an envelope of

obscene photographs, with a particularly offensive one exposed. The whole

atmosphere is vile. The cinematographs and raree shows that also abound

in these arcades may be no more pernicious than many in the Bowery, but

that is a matter on which no decent visitor can speak, as none such could

risk the contamination of entering therein. It is a male crowd that is

always circulating in the Paseo. Never have I seen a decent woman there,

and indeed no more than a half-a-dozen hatless sluts are ever to be

noticed under its arcades.

This abomination must pass. It exists merely because landowners have

preferred to hold their old rotten properties, and allow them to be used

by the scum of the population, until such time as it would pay them to

sell out. The transformation has already begun; the pestiferous old

buildings are giving way to modern ones, devoted to cleaner purposes.

Some day the haunts of the criminals may be utterly wiped out and the

Paseo de Julio become, what it might well be, one of the pleasantest

thoroughfares of a great city.

Up the little hill from the Paseo, one gains the Plaza de Mayo, whence

stretches for a mile and a half in the most approved Haussmannesque

straightness the Avenida de Mayo, ending in the massive palace of

Congreso. Lined with many handsome buildings, of six, eight, or even a

dozen stories, whose shadows are falling athwart the broad and teeming

roadway, while the westering sun is making iridescent the white marbles

of the great domed Congreso in the far distance, here in the new land

of South America is at least one fine city highway that may hold up its

head among the world’s best. There is a suggestion of a Paris boulevard

in the Avenida; a suggestion of form, but assuredly not of life nor of

“atmosphere.” And there the rivalry between the two great Latin cities

begins and ends!

The great Avenida Callao runs at right angles with the Avenida de Mayo

from the Plaza Congreso. It is badly paved, but contains many attractive

buildings of cement. Some day perhaps it may become the central

thoroughfare of the city. There are those who believe it will, but in

my judgment it will call for a greater revolution than they have ever

known in Argentina to shift the centre of gravity from the Calles Maipú,

Florida, and San Martín to Callao. Between Florida and Callao there are

eleven parallel streets. All are incessantly busy from early morning

till nightfall, while Maipú, Esmeralda, and Suipacha, in the order given

parallel to Florida, are busy even through the night. All sorts of shops

abound in these thoroughfares and business offices innumerable, as well

as many places of entertainment, restaurants, and cafés. But, apart

from Florida, all these streets that lie to the north of the Avenida de

Mayo are so characterless that after many years of residence it would

puzzle even those with an abnormal “bump of locality” to say in which

street they found themselves if they stepped from a cab in any one of

them without having noted some landmark on the way. In the suburbs it

is even more difficult to realise at a glance where you may happen to

be, and the policeman often cannot tell you the name of the street he

is patrolling. I remember asking a policeman in a street near the Plaza

Libertad for Frank Brown’s Circus (Brown is an American or an Englishman

who has made and lost fortunes in circuses throughout South America).

“Oh,” said he, “you are going the wrong way. It is at the corner of

Florida and Córdoba.” Now, I knew that some eighteen months or two years

before it had stood there, but was deliberately burned to the ground by

the jingo youths of the city, who were offended by some quite innocent

action of the unfortunate Brown. This policeman, some eight or ten

squares away from the scene, had not yet heard the news, and meanwhile a

magnificent pile of ferro-concrete architecture, the Centro Naval, had

been reared on the spot! I found the new circus by describing to another

policeman, who at first denied all knowledge of it, a big building to

which thousands of people had been flocking for two or three nights past.

Then a light dawned on his Indo-Spanish soul. “_Entonces, señor_,” said

he, “_se encuentra sin duda, a la esquina de esta misma calle, porque se

ha concurrida mucha gente, por alla, estas ultimas noches_.” It was even

so, three squares away at the corner of the street in which I had speech

with the policeman, I found the circus.

There is no end to what I might write about the streets of Buenos

Ayres, but there must be speedily, if not already, to the interest of

the reader. I who have tramped them, in fair weather and in foul, on

busy week days and on the deadest of dull dead Sundays, mile upon mile,

seeking for interest and finding but little, now discover many forgotten

impressions coming up on the films of the mind, which, so to say, I have

been putting into the developer, and though these amuse me, I doubt if

they would equally entertain others.

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