CHAPTER IV

PICTURES OF STREET LIFE IN BUENOS AYRES

It is a reasonable proposition that there are at least as many ways of

studying a strange town as Mr. Kipling allows in the writing of tribal

lays—“and every single one of them is right.” I claim no more than that

for my own particular way.

My first concern is to gain a general impression, by wandering the

streets and letting the spirit of the place “soak” into me, almost

unconsciously. Later, I assume an attitude of mind more critical and less

subjective, becoming an active observer, open-eyed for everything that is

strange or unusual; finally I compare all that has especially appealed

to my mind with impressions long since etched thereon by visits to other

cities.

In this way I should probably describe the same town somewhat differently

in the varying stages of my observation, and each would be a true

description so far as I was able to convey any notion at all. But after

passing from the impressionary stage to the critical and eventually to

that of the comparative observer, it is difficult to recover the first

impressions once these have been overlaid, like some palimpsest of the

memory, with later records. In the preceding chapter I have made some

slight attempt at this, simply because it seemed to me worth trying and

the progress of my narrative suggested it. A book of first impressions,

however, would be of small value, no matter how interesting it might

prove, and I deliberately refrained throughout my stay of twelve months

in the cities of the River Plate from keeping a diary, even from making

notes, except on two subjects, to wit: the price of commodities, and

cruelty to animals, which I shall discuss in special chapters. In what

I now proceed to describe, I shall be guided by my last and abiding

impressions of all that I saw or experienced, and for this purpose a

continuous narrative is no longer feasible.

My way, then, in studying a foreign city is first to observe the panorama

of its street-life so closely that I can ever after recall it in minute

detail; then to store away finished pictures of its characteristic

buildings in my memory; next to watch narrowly the ways of the people,

as expressed in all forms of their social life and business activities,

gleaning on every hand from others and exchanging opinions even with

persons with whom I should hate to agree. In such wise, or as nearly as

may be, I shall now continue.

Buenos Ayres in its planning is essentially North American. That is

simplicity itself, but out of simplicity has come confusion. The

buildings are in “blocks,” or _cuadras_ (squares), as they call them in

South America. These squares measure 150 yards each way. Thus a plan of

the city looks like a monstrous checker board, with here and there a

larger square, where two or more cuadras have been thrown into one to

admit a little more air into the congested mass. For the streets are

narrow beyond belief. The average width allows three coaches to stand

abreast, with a clearance of some twelve inches between them. A walking

stick and a half gives you the measure of the pavements. These are the

standards for nearly all the thoroughfares in the older part of the town,

and were the ample ideals of the Spanish colonisers, who required no more

than single-story houses and a track between for their horses or their

bullock wagons. Thus, in great measure, Buenos Ayres is an anachronism,

and such it will long remain, as the abnormal development of the country

and its capital city—the world’s most prodigious mushroom—has made this

central part a veritable Eldorado of the landowner.

What served a century ago is to-day a legacy of evil, and these narrow

colonial streets have made of central Buenos Ayres an inferno of human

strife such as I hope exists nowhere else on our globe. For within these

myriad squares of 150 yards there is no entrance or exit for wheeled

traffic, and it is a pathetic sight to witness the unloading of goods on

the narrow sidewalks in the early morning. Let the North American reader

conceive a great department store, situated in a street no wider than

Wall Street, utterly devoid of any back way for the entrance of a cart,

with a pavement in front that measures a walking-stick and a half; and

let him picture what it means to stock that great building with all sorts

of goods, from massive suites of furniture to tons of shoes and neckties!

If his imagination will stand the strain, let him further imagine what

would happen if a trolley line were laid within two feet of the sidewalk

in front of the door, and an endless stream of cars were passing, the

bodies of them flush with the curbstone! Yet the Wanamakers and the

Marshall Fields of Buenos Ayres have to stock their premises under these

conditions. In this city of miracles, there is none more extraordinary

than the task of moving goods from the street into the shop and it is

small wonder that a large part of what one pays for any article in Buenos

Ayres has been incurred in getting it into the place where it is bought.

It is infinitely easier and cheaper to carry a piano from London to the

port of Buenos Ayres than to take it from the ship a mile away to the

shop where it will be sold!

Often have I marvelled at the patience and energy of the Italian

_peones_, struggling with enormous cases of merchandise in the middle of

the street, dodging them across the trolley lines, while a dozen drivers

were clanging their bells for them to clear the way. And it is a daily

incident to see wardrobes, suites of furniture, desks, sofas, mingled in

the gutters with the fretting traffic, in front of the warehouse doors.

In almost every street there is a trolley line on one side, and all the

traffic has perforce to move in one direction,—down this street, up the

next,—for which purpose an arrow on the walls indicates the direction.

To walk at ease along any one of these streets in the business hours is

impossible, and progress afoot is only to the strong.

In such streets motor traffic is a folly, yet motor cars abound. It is

a safe assertion that nine out of ten of them are used for no purpose

other than ostentation. And your Argentine _nouveau riche_ will have none

of your modest 15-20 horse-power affairs. His mark is 40 horse-power,

and the biggest, bulkiest, most cumbersome body money can buy. Thus,

at certain hours of the day when the ladies go a-shopping, many of

the streets are stuffed with monstrous cars, which have brought their

owners a good mile or perhaps two, and while the ladies are about their

diversion in the shops, the chauffeurs sit making filthy remarks about

every woman who passes, and ogling the girls. These motor men, uniformed

expensively, are one of the most offensive elements in the life of the

city. Lazy, pampered loafers most of them; they deliberately place

themselves in the near front seat of the car while waiting for their

owners, the better to “amuse” themselves.

With a cautious municipal authority, the motor-car would be prohibited

in the centre of Buenos Ayres. It is a century or so ahead of the

town. In streets so narrow the horse carriage should suffice, and as

a matter of fact the horse-driven traffic can move as quickly as the

motor-driven, owing to the innumerable stops that have to be made in

even the shortest journey. In the whole vast country of the Argentine

there are not more than a hundred miles of really good motoring roads and

automobile owners in Buenos Ayres seldom venture farther afield than the

Tigre, an excursion of some sixteen miles. The road thither is the best

in the country. It would rank as “bad” in the guidebook of any American

or European touring club and it is the ruin of many a car. Yet vulgar

ostentation insists upon the automobile, and almost every notable firm of

motor-car makers in Europe or the United States is catering for the craze

with branch establishments in or around the Calle Florida.

The papers abound in accounts of motor accidents and one seldom passes

a car that does not bear some trace of a collision, many of the drivers

being as reckless as they are unskilled. The motor-car is indeed one of

the city’s problems and no effort is being made to solve it.

If the streets were only narrow, matters might not be so bad. But they

are also villainously paved and continually out of repair. The pavements

chiefly consist of slabs of rough-hewn stone, so badly laid that one is

constantly tripping over their inequalities. Moreover, holes are merely

covered by a piece of sheet iron laid loose over them, and in Florida

alone (it is the universal custom in South America merely to give the

name of a street, without adding the word _calle_) I have noted about a

dozen old gas pipes left protruding some six inches above the pavement,

a menace to all who do not walk with their eyes to the ground. As a New

York lady visitor said to me: “If you don’t watch where you’re putting

your feet, you’ll fall into a hole, or trip yourself, and if you do look

out for your feet, you’ll get run over!”

The streets are laid variously with asphalt, wood, and cobbles. But no

matter what material is used, the result is equally deplorable. Thanks

to the excessively heavy traffic, borne in wagons with immense narrow

wheels, an asphalted street is cut up into ruts in a few days after it

is laid, wooden blocks are destroyed with amazing rapidity, and cobbles

are daily dislodged in hundreds. Thus stones innumerable are lying in

the cobbled streets, to the danger of all sorts of traffic; in the

wood-paved thoroughfares there are ruts several inches deep alongside the

tram lines, and the asphalt roads are cracked and broken as though some

wandering earthquake had passed through them on its way from Chili. A

_paseo_ in a motor-car is an agony—there is no “rule of the road,” it is

merely “devil take the hindmost”—a drive in a coach is little better, as

the motor-cars make the progress of the horse vehicle a hazard of terrors.

In such narrow and congested thoroughfares, building operations are

carried on with great difficulty. To me it was a source of constant

interest and admiration to watch those in progress. And as there is no

street where the builders are not busy, I had ample opportunity. In

Florida, where a huge arcaded building was being constructed through to

the next street, San Martín, the work of digging out the foundations went

on all day, and all night long the dirt was removed when the street was

quiet. The scaffolding fashioned for the purpose was the most ingenious

and complicated I have ever seen. To the narrow street there was a

barricade of corrugated iron (wood is too expensive to use for that

purpose) and above towered a weird framework of timber, with “tips” or

“chutes” projecting into the street. Seen from behind the corrugated

iron, it was a magnificent spectacle of industry. Hundreds of labourers

were digging down into the loamy earth some thirty or forty feet, and the

material taken out was hoisted up by a lift and dumped near the tips, so

that through the night great-wheeled wagons came along in fashionable

Florida and were loaded up, leaving the street strewn with spilled

earth next morning. I recall the night when some of this scaffolding

collapsed and precipitated over thirty labourers into the excavations

fifty or sixty feet below. Such accidents are very common, there being no

intelligent supervision of building operations, and many labourers are

sacrificed every year to the carelessness of their employers and their

own ignorance.

[Illustration: EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR OF THE “CASA ROSADA.”

The upper illustration shows the façade of the Government House towards

the gardens of the Paseo Colón; the lower, the vestibule entering from

the main door in the Plaza de Mayo.]

But, on the whole, it would be impossible to find more inspiring examples

of human energy and ingenuity in the face of extraordinary difficulties

than in the erection of these great buildings. To watch the low colonial

house fall to the pick and shovel in a few days, the crazy scaffolding

quickly reared for mining out the earth, the mighty steel uprights and

girders arriving on huge wagons, each drawn by three or four sweating

horses, the labourers swinging them into position, the frame of the ten-

or twelve-story building presently disengaging itself where so recently

stood the shanty, the bricklayers clothing it with their handiwork, the

plasterers finishing its exterior with graceful decorative touches,—all

this was to me a source of endless interest.

There is no evidence of an elementary regard for human life in the

streaming streets of riotous traffic. Often have I seen buildings

in course of demolition with no better guard against falling bricks

and blocks of cement than some rough pack-sheet stretched in front.

Sometimes not even that dubious courtesy is shown to the passer-by, and

the demolishers stand aloft knocking down the walls inwards without the

slightest protection against the fragments that rebound and land in the

middle of the street. On several occasions I have escaped by half a yard

or so a falling brick that might well have closed my account. Even when

blasting with dynamite old foundation walls of brick and mortar, a few

yards from the pavement, nothing will be done for the safety of the

passer-by. The casualty columns of the daily papers are eloquent evidence

of the risks the ignorant labourers run who are employed in this work of

demolition.

In effecting repairs to the exteriors, painting, and the like, the

workers are confronted with many difficulties, for the simple expedient

of erecting ladders as in our cities is denied to them. A ladder would

block the whole pavement. So they have to reverse the old order, and

instead of placing the ladder firmly on the ground and leaning it against

the wall, they plant the foot of it in the angle of the pavement and

the wall and lean it away from the building, securing the upper and

projecting end by ropes to a window. The worker on the ladder is thus

between the ladder and the wall. And from this coign of vantage he

drops paint or wet plaster on the passers-by with a cheerfulness and

impartiality which must be seen to be duly appreciated.

Naturally the beautiful detail and the imposing appearance of many of

the finest buildings in the city are completely lost for lack of space

to see them. Hundreds of thousands of pounds may be said to be wasted in

this way; for there is widespread effort to render the façades of the

buildings artistic, the cement or plaster with which they are covered

lending itself to all sorts of decorative treatment. But anything over

two stories in height is above the line of sight in the narrow streets,

and there are prodigalities of decoration, in the third and fourth and

higher reaches of the new buildings which have never been noticed by

anybody since the day they were uncovered. A barn-like structure would

have served the purpose equally and given as good an effect—except

in a photograph, taken from one of the upper stories on the opposite

side of the street. Thus one has a curious feeling of disappointment on

beholding many of the more notable buildings which he has first seen

in photographs. The famous Jockey Club, for example. You are conscious

that if you could get a hundred yards away from the front of it, you

might find it a very handsome edifice. But the actual effect is that of

a full-length photograph out of focus, in which the boots and the lower

part of the legs dwarf all the rest.

I recall very vividly the impression of my first walks in those strange

streets. The scarcity of women was very noticeable in the earlier part

of the day. Such streets as Bartolomé Mitre, Cangallo, Sarmiento, Maipú,

and San Martín, where the tide of business flows strongest, were crowded

with men; the odd women who passed seemed out of place. But later in the

day women and children may be seen in considerable numbers in Florida

and the vicinity, though at no time are they ever relatively so numerous

as in the streets of New York. And what never ceased to irritate me was

the rudeness with which the passers-by stared at me and at each other.

I was prepared for them feasting their eyes on the odd women, but man

scrutinising man was new to me. They inspect your necktie, study the

style of your hat, stare at your boots! They gape at you, so that you

wonder if you have forgotten your collar or if your suspenders are

hanging down! You are reassured, however, by their gaping at each other

for no obvious reason. It is merely a vulgar habit, probably acquired by

the gapers when first they arrived from the hill villages of Italy or

the desert towns of Spain, when any person decently clothed was a novelty

to them.

Some of the half-breed policemen at the street corners, trying to

“control” the traffic, are a source of infinite joy. Armed with white

batons, they wave these about in a way so bewildering that it is a puzzle

to know whether they mean to hold up one of the streams of cross traffic

or invite the two opposing processions to mutual destruction. On the

whole, although some of these policemen, shamefully underpaid, indulge in

a little robbery to keep the pot boiling—one, whom I had rather grown to

like, mounted guard one Sunday while a gang of thieves, with carts and

motor cars, plundered the newly-opened branch of Harrods’ London Stores

in Florida!—I came to form a very favourable opinion of them, and many

showed real courtesy and good sense in controlling the traffic, under the

most trying circumstances, as every _cochero_ and chauffeur looks upon

them with contempt and pays a minimum of respect to their authority.

I have been told by old English residents of Buenos Ayres, who are

prepared to perjure their souls on behalf of the city that has given

them the opportunity to grow richer than they were ever likely to become

at home, that “there are no poor and there are no beggars in Buenos

Ayres.” Both statements are untrue. There are lots of poor, and there

are some beggars. (Time was when the beggars went about on horseback, to

the confusion of the old proverb.) It could not be otherwise in a vast

metropolis, abnormally larger than the country behind it will warrant

for many years to come, to which the poor of the poorest countries

in Europe, Spain and Italy, are flocking in daily ship-loads. No poor

in Buenos Ayres, forsooth! Thousands of poor are dumped down at the

docks every month, and poor many of them remain forever—poor _and_

criminal—though many more, with energy and application, escape from the

ranks of poverty, and not a few grow rich.

Poor there are in abundance, and very much in evidence. Take a walk

along the Paseo de Julio and you will see as many of the tattered army

of Poverty as you will encounter in London, and in London you should see

exactly five times as many, to maintain a proportion relative to the size

of the cities. Beggars are less noticeable, chiefly, I fancy, because

there is no room for them in the streets; yet I have often been asked

for alms in Florida, while looking at a shop window—the only chance the

beggar has of practising his (more often her) profession, as to stand in

the gutter for more than a minute would be to invite a violent death. To

Britishers, a saddening sight is presented by the gin-sodden Irishmen and

abandoned Englishmen who pester their fellow-countrymen in Florida and

San Martín, with the old familiar yarn about losing their job as ship’s

carpenter and the certainty of getting a new start if they can only raise

the money for a suit of clothes. Scores of times have I had to turn these

British rascals away, and some of them became as familiar in my daily

walks as old friends. If ever one saw a face that had been made repulsive

by drink, a nose that was reddening with malt, it was invariably the

guilty possession of a Britisher.

Mention of familiar faces reminds me of one of the most disagreeable

features of the Buenos Ayres streets. In this matter I am a thoroughly

prejudiced witness, so I must explain my attitude. To me, one of the

abiding charms of London is that I can walk its dear familiar streets

with their ever changing throngs, without having momently to raise my

hat, or to stop every few yards to endure the idle chatter of some

acquaintance. I love London for itself and I know where to find my

friends when I want them. To have them bumping up against me at every

corner would come between me and my London. It would destroy completely

that feeling of immensity, that sobering sense of the greatness of

humanity, which London imposes on the reflective mind. But in Buenos

Ayres, if you have noticed a man in a railway train, if you have spoken

to a passenger on the river boat, if you have been introduced to somebody

at a Belgrano dinner-party, you will surely see them all in Florida next

day. This parochial condition is the result of the central part of the

town being confined to a few narrow streets. In all Latin countries there

is also a sheep-like flocking to certain beaten tracks, as in Paris every

_boulevardier_ and almost any visitor is sure to be “spotted” if you but

sit long enough at the Café de la Paix. Although the admirably planned

and imposing Avenida de Mayo was opened some twenty years ago to give

Buenos Ayres a new heart, it is still comparatively unpopular, while the

congested Calle Florida is more congested than ever.

Other faces that grow familiar to one in the streets are those of the

porters or _changadores_. Brawny Italians or Gallegos usually, these

lazy and exigent vendors of unskilled labour stand in braces at the

corners of many of the central streets, a nuisance to passers-by. They

are armed with a rope or with a large piece of packing cloth folded

and laid across their left shoulder. This is at once their instrument

and their insignia. If you want anything removed, you send out for one

of these gentry, and if he is feeling strong enough he may condescend

to oblige you for a fee which would command a visit from a skilled

medical man in New York. They will fuss and blow over a little job which

should be no more than a mere incident in the day’s work. Once I was so

fortunate as to get one to carry a box of books for me up three flights

of stairs, for a trifle—five pesos, or two dollars—which he pocketed

without a word of thanks. They must be prosperous villains these street

porters and the malorganisation of labour gives them their opportunity,

as nobody sending you any moderately heavy article will undertake to do

more than leave it at the foot of the stairs. If you happen to require it

three stairs up that is entirely your affair.

Turning from the people in the streets to the shops, one is struck by the

extraordinary preponderance of chemists and druggists. Almost every other

cornershop is a _farmacia_. And it is pretty certain to be a _farmacia

inglésa_ or _francesa_, or _alemana_, or _italiana_—rarely _española_!

But all the same the “English chemist” may be an enterprising Argentine

who knows no more than “zank you ver’ mooch,” which he will utter with

a self-satisfied smile after you have conducted all your business in

his own language. And he ought to “zank you” in half a dozen languages

at once for what you have to give him in exchange for what you get. The

farmacia is to Buenos Ayres, and indeed to the whole of the Argentine and

Uruguay, what the public-house is to England—the “corner shop.” In the

country towns it actually takes the place of the village inn and is the

rendezvous of the local gossips. Magnificent establishments are these

farmacias. New York has nothing to show in the line of artistic shops

that will excel the best of them. Indeed, in no other great city have I

seen drug-stores to be compared with certain of these in respect to the

grandeur of their carved wood adornments and the completeness of their

equipment. Their numerous assistants usually wear long white linen coats,

after the style of hospital doctors, which give them a pleasant air of

cleanliness they might otherwise lack.

With a drugshop at every corner, buzzing with customers, the unconscious

liar who can speak no ill of Buenos Ayres will blandly tell you it is

“the healthiest city in the world.” As a matter of undiluted fact, it

is a paradise of the doctor and the patent-pill-man, largely due to its

curiously trying climate. One often comments on the abundant evidence

of the patent medicine seller in the United States—in the advertising

columns of the newspapers, on the hoardings in the streets—but nothing

we have amongst us in that respect equals the insistence with which you

are reminded of your aching stomach at every turn in Buenos Ayres—if, by

lucky chance, your stomach itself has forgotten for a moment to remind

you of its troubles.

[Illustration: STATUTE OF SAN MARTÍN IN THE PLAZA NAMED AFTER THAT HERO

OF THE REPUBLIC.

On the left, the domes of the Art Gallery are to be seen, and on the

right a portion of the Plaza Hotel.]

Next in proportion to those offering the _Argentino_ a myriad cures

for his _estómago_, come the shops that are dedicated to cleaning his

boots. Indeed, one might reasonably suppose this to be the national

industry. The abundant energy devoted to this lowly calling if turned to

other channels might go far to fortify the republic. Even in the Calle

Florida, where land values and shop-rents rival the highest known on

Fifth Avenue, one finds certain enviable positions occupied by nothing

better than _salones de lustrar_, and in all the central streets such

establishments—often employing upwards of a dozen men—abound. Nay, go

where you will, even to the outer suburbs, you will never fail to find a

druggist’s or a bootblack’s shop.

A real Argentine citizen must have his boots polished several times a

day, else these multitudinous slaves of the blacking brush could not be

kept so busy. The saloons are sometimes fitted up in quite a luxurious

manner, with long platforms on which are raised padded chairs with high

foot rests in front, and while you sit in this elevated position the

polisher performs the most elaborate operation on your shoes, using a

bewildering variety of pastes, brushes, and cloths. When you think he has

done, he begins all over again and not until he has completed what must

be the tenth or eleventh stage of the operation, which consists in taking

a piece of silk from his trouser pocket, where it has been lodged to

absorb the warmth of his body, and working it with furious friction over

your shoes, are you free to step down. Meanwhile you have been listening

to Caruso and Tetrazzini on the gramophone,—I have even heard a customer

insist on a tune being stopped and his favourite substituted!—so that

when you step out with shining feet you feel the threepence or fourpence

you have paid has been well-earned. But you won’t have gone twenty paces

along the street until a bawling door-man, shouting “_Se lustra! se

lustra!_” will point to your feet and invite you into his shop, with

“Shine, sir?”

Many of these boot-blacks run their prosperous business in conjunction

with an agency for lottery tickets and most of them sell cigars and

cigarettes as “sidelines.” The shops dedicated to the sale of lottery

tickets present at first a very unusual sight to the visitor. Their name

is legion. All the numerous money-changers deal in these tickets, which

are spread out in their windows so that the passer-by may scrutinise

the numbers and see if his lucky combination is among them. Many

tobacconists also sell them, and there are numerous street-hawkers to

offer you the chance of scores of thousands of dollars for fifty cents

or so—a thirty-thousand-to-one chance. It is a study in Hope to watch a

poor workman outside the window of one of these lottery-ticket vendor’s

pointing out the particular ticket which he trusts may bring him a sudden

fortune and take him home to Italy or Spain by the next steamer—the

ultimate hope that flickers in all their breasts.

There is much parade of luxury in the barbers’ shops, which form a good

third, in point of number, to the druggists and boot-blacks. Mirrors

gleam along the walls and the basins and pipes for performing the

mysteries of an Argentine’s “shave and haircut” are many and glittering.

The assistants seem almost as numerous as the customers at any hour of

the day and all wear the white jackets that cover a multitude of sins.

A simple haircut in an establishment of just middling style—_regular,

no mas_—costs you eighty _centavos_, leaving twenty out of the peso for

the artist who has treated you. Forty-two cents for a mere haircut is

moderately “stiff”; but have a shampoo, a singe and a shave at the same

time, and you will find that, like Sampson, your strength has oozed away

with your hair, when the barber names his price!

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