CHAPTER II

OUR VOYAGE TO THE RIVER PLATE

We had laughed at the story of some Englishmen in Lisbon, told us by a

friend there. He overheard a group of typical John Bull tourists, who had

been “doing” a fortnight in Portugal, discussing their experiences on

their way to the boat. The weather had been superb all the time; they had

been steeped in sunshine; yet the reflection which seemed to find most

favour was the remark of a burly Yorkshireman: “Thank ’eaven, boys, no

more of this damned glare for a while!”

But we were seekers of sunshine, prepared to accept all that came our

way, so it was with light hearts we heard the engines throb and felt the

vessel resume her voyage. The Franco-Portuguese couple with the little

girl and ourselves were all who came aboard at Lisbon, which looked a

veritable city of dream as we steamed out through the wide waters of

the Tagus. Seen from the river, there are few finer prospects than the

long and diversified coast line of Lisbon, culminating in the castled

height of Cintra. A soft haze of heat blurred the outlines of the hills

and touched them much in the manner of those feathery old landscape

engravings that used to adorn the art books of fifty years ago.

There was a fairly large number of passengers aboard, but we soon

discovered that the majority were only bound for Las Palmas, excluding

the second class and some three hundred Spanish and Portuguese emigrants

herded like cattle in the steerage. The dinner bell rang soon after we

had settled in our new quarters, and for two weeks or so our days now

slipped away, punctuated by the ship’s bells. This orderly division of

time speedily produces a mental condition that makes for calm and good

health. With nothing to do but engage in an occasional game of deck golf,

or lounge in your canvas chair reading a novel, and be prompt to answer

the summons of the bells that ring you to your meals, the days fade into

each other, like the old-fashioned dissolving views, and with never a

suggestion of weariness. Indeed, I often wondered if it might not be that

a term of imprisonment would be almost as efficacious in bringing calm

to the troubled spirit and health to the wearied body. Certainly a spell

of monastic life would be as good a “rest cure.” But, on the whole, I

felt the steamer chair had its advantages and although I had taken with

me the notes for a book I had had in hand for years, intent on advancing

that in my days of idleness, it was with a great content that I found it

impossible to fix my mind on any thought of work in those serene days

of sailing over sunny seas. Nothing seemed to matter, even the frequent

ticking of the “wireless” was somewhat of an intrusion on our ocean peace.

In a voyage of so little incident, when the chief excitement is contrived

by arranging sweepstakes on the day’s mileage of the vessel, there

is plenty of time to study one’s fellow passengers, and for this a

small company, such as we were after leaving Las Palmas, is probably

more interesting than a large one. There were only some thirty saloon

passengers and naturally there was much interchange of gossip, the

ship’s officers proving especially companionable. A small company has

the disadvantage, however, that the chronicler cannot well describe

his companion voyagers with that easy frankness he may safely bestow

upon a crowd. The possibilities of mutual identification are enormously

increased.

Yet in the little handful of voyagers with whom we sailed there was a

remarkable mingling of character: potentialities of tragedy and comedy, a

microcosm of the social world. One could find much to say of them. I must

content myself, however, with a few vague touches.

I found that one of the passengers who had made himself most eminent

in the companionship of the saloon was an intimate of one of my oldest

friends in a far-distant city—so tiny is this great world of ours. He

was a gentleman in whom there survived something of the spirit of Mr.

Pleydell in his Saturday evening “high jinks,” and maintained that

character in the smoking room (where every night was Saturday) with a

small but admiring audience whom he addressed as “my loyal subjects.”

“Tell me,” he would say, “what thou would that we, of our royal will,

might do this evening for our own and thy diversion.” And with varying

qualities of the lamely jocular they would give their suggestions. It was

all very pathetic to an onlooker: the frank and insatiable egotism of

“Uncle” (as we dubbed this worthy of the ruddy visage), his determination

to hear the beloved sound of his own voice in hoary anecdote and

threadbare jest. I was very patient with him, as I shall ever be with

one who has passed many years of his life in South America—he should

be allowed a large charter of liberty for all that he has suffered of

social hunger and intellectual thirst. At first I resented somewhat the

obtrusive nature of this worthy Scot’s companionship, but, somehow,

before the journey’s end we were good friends. I think a voyage of this

kind teaches one tolerance, and it is surprising how the most apparently

incompatible units may draw together by the practice of even a little

toleration. As “Uncle” observed in his soft Scots voice: “Mun, I was

even beginning to like Brixton,” naming a young man who joined us at

Pernambuco, and who, by reason of a most pronounced tendency to “swank,”

made a bad first impression.

Mention of this passenger, by the way, reminds me that his unfortunate

habit of capping every story, going one better than everybody else, kept

most of us at arm’s length for a day or two. If one said he had yellow

fever, Brixton had had it twice; if another had made two voyages to

Africa, Brixton had made five or six; if a third had shot a hare, Brixton

had shot an elephant. Everywhere he had been he had met with hair-raising

adventures. In Pernambuco, he had to use his revolver every night to

scare away the burglars. How many had he killed? “I winged one of the

devils anyhow!” And in proof he passed round his revolver. Yellow Jack

was raging in the town when he left, he assured us; but somehow he had

been allowed to come on board quietly and make us shiver with recital

of the horrors he had escaped. Of course, we doubted every word that

Brixton said and yet on many points I have since had occasion to test his

statements and never once have I found that he lied. He told the truth as

he saw it, and he was an entertaining and good-hearted Englishman, who

had forgot in growing up to cast off certain habits of thought and talk

which are delightful in Tom Sawyers and Huck Finns, but are apt to convey

wrong impressions of handsome, well-groomed Mr. Brixtons!

Perhaps our quaintest voyager was an ugly Frenchman, who had been

christened “Dr. Crippen,” before the ship had reached Lisbon. He

certainly bore some resemblance to that misguided gentleman who stood so

eminently in the world’s eye for a time, and the humour of the situation

was that he had never heard of Crippen, and rather thought it was some

sort of dimly conceived English compliment to him. He spoke no word of

our barbaric tongue, and when “Uncle” presided at a mock trial of “Dr.

Crippen” the prisoner was vastly amused, until he found himself condemned

to an hour’s solitary confinement in a bathroom. He was much given to

patronising the bar and passed the most of his days in a state of happy

fuddle; yet I afterwards learned that his was one of the clearest brains

that control a great and world-famous organisation in France and when

he left us, it was a new and extremely sober “Dr. Crippen” who stepped

ashore to carry out a very delicate and difficult business mission.

There was no American or English lady among the saloon passengers, but

we had Scots, Irish, Danish, French, Spanish, and Peruvian. Of none that

were ladies shall I speak, but two who were something else deserve

a note. ’Tis ever thus; virtue is so lacking in the picturesque. As

a connoisseur of dancing, I was interested to discover that we had

aboard a famous _danseuse_, most charming of all the pupils of the

great Loïe Fuller, who was on her way to the Casino at Buenos Ayres—a

resort of dubious fame, according to current belief among our music-hall

performers. But as I had many a time been charmed by the exquisite art of

the said pupil of Loïe Fuller (whose name is as widely known as that of

her teacher) I had no difficulty in deciding that the plain and vulgar

Spanish contortionist who was going to stamp her heavy feet and twist her

decidedly shapely body before the _jovenes distinguidos_ of the Casino

was merely trading in the name of a celebrity. Her luggage bore the

famous name in huge letters, and I afterwards saw it “billed” widely in

Buenos Ayres.

On the whole, the conduct of this Spanish dancer during the voyage was

so openly without sense of shame that there was little one could object

to! Sometimes she appeared in gorgeous raiment and an enormous “picture

hat,” ready for the Bois or the Alameda; even, on one occasion, sporting

a huge muff in the tropics! Again she would pass the day in bedroom

slippers, her corsets put aside, her lithe body draped only in a dressing

gown, and her golden hair of yesterday, completely doffed, leaving only

a shabby little nob of faded brown. She entangled at least one of the

male passengers, a Chilian who later found another flame in an attractive

_demi-mondaine_ of the second class, and it afforded us some amusement to

watch the rivalry which now ensued, but there was little sympathy when

the gay Lothario came to the end of his cash and attempted to borrow.

[Illustration: THE FIRST FAMILIAR LANDMARK FOR THE VISITOR TO BUENOS

AYRES.

Part of the Paseo Colón, with the Government House on the right, and the

tallest of the new commercial buildings on the left.]

The other “interesting lady” of the saloon was of quite a different type.

A French _chanteuse_ of the smaller café concerts, she was extremely

plain by nature’s wish, but the art of make-up and some potent hair-dye

effected a magical change the day she left us. She behaved herself

modestly enough and passed most of her time with her crochet needle,

sitting side by side with the honest women aboard, yet I was told that

her songs would have brought a blush to the cheeks of a stevedore!

She sang to us several dainty and harmless little French and Spanish

verses in the familiar _café chantant_ manner, and altogether left

the impression of a poor woman laying out her small gifts to the best

advantage.

There was little or no intercourse between the saloon passengers and

those of the second class, although it seemed to me that among the

latter were many worthy people and a good-hearted companionship. They

certainly showed to advantage in the diverting ceremony observed when

Father Neptune held court on crossing the line. Included among them were

a number of minor “artistes” bound for the music-halls of Buenos Ayres,

not to mention several young women with a still less attractive journey’s

end in view.

We heard much from the old South Atlantic voyagers on board about the

doings on other and more popular lines than that to which our vessel

belonged. The “muck-raking” magazines might work up a spicy stew of

scandal about life on the South American liners if they gave themselves

to the task. Wealthy Argentines and Brazilians travelling with their

wives in the saloon and two or three concubines in the second class,

offer quite attractive material for the journalist in search of the

spicy, while the traffic in “white slaves” has long provided a certain

percentage of the passengers for these very profitable lines, in which,

perchance, some dear old christian ladies have their investments. How

difficult it is to keep one’s hands clean in this soiled world!

From all that I have been told, and also from personal observation,

the perils of the deep may have a curious resemblance to the perils of

“the Great White Way.” And even those who ought to be the protectors of

innocence may prove to be its assailants. A young married lady, lately

arrived from England, was under the pain of having to travel alone from

Buenos Ayres to a Brazilian port where her husband was lying in hospital

with typhoid, and her plain story of how the purser, under cloak of

sympathy for her in her distress, first ingratiated himself by talking

sentimental slop about his wife and bairns at home, getting her to go

into his cabin to look at the treasured photographs of his “dear ones,”

and there, without more ado, attempted to assail the honour of the young

wife, whose mental sufferings at the time were, to my knowledge, almost

beyond endurance, is one of the ugliest I have heard. This was an English

officer, note you: none of your sensual Italians.

It is to be feared that much co-mingling with pimps and procurers may

have tended somewhat to blunt the native honour of the Englishman in

these southern latitudes, for, up to a day so recent that it seems but

yesterday, nothing had been done to dam the foul stream that has flowed

so long from the human sewers of Europe into the still more noisome

_mares stagnantes_ of Buenos Ayres. Now, there is at least some pretence

of stemming it, and from time to time one reads in the Buenos Ayres

papers about the latest raid on the “apaches,” who are deported, with

much pomp and circumstance, or about the rejected of Paris, in the shape

of womankind, who are refused admission to the city of good airs.

But to return to a pleasanter, if less piquant subject, our voyage

deserves at least a few words of description. We seemed to be lying off

Las Palmas before the beautiful picture of Lisbon in sunshine had quite

faded from our vision, and at this distance of time I would not undertake

to say whether it was two or three days that had passed between the two

ports, so dreamy was our progress. The sight of Las Palmas, with its

grateful greenness of hill and valley, and far southward, cloud-high in

a gorgeous flood of sunshine, the mighty mass of Teneriffe, thrusting

itself boldly into the sky from the heaving wilderness of water, gave to

the beholder one of those rare moments of spiritual exaltation which a

first sight of such natural grandeur must always awaken in the thinking

mind.

St. Vincent was a different story. Fully two days more steaming brought

us thither to that vile haunt of malaria and all things unlovely. The

Cape Verde Islands, of which St. Vincent is the principal, dishonour the

name they bear, as there is scarce a speck of verdure to be seen upon

them. Presumably there must be some natural reason for the naming of the

Cape itself on the African coast, off which, nearly five hundred miles

northwestward, these scabby isles show their horrid heads above the blue

Atlantic. They are of a dirty red colour, and at a distance resemble

some humpy monsters of the deep wallowing in the sunshine. The port is

useful as a coaling and cable station. A town of shanties, it swarms

with negroes, and ships’ pedlars. Here a small colony of young Britons

are marooned in the cable service. At first the young cable operator is

no doubt delighted to find how much more picturesque he has become than

he was at home. To _have_ to wear white duck suits and a pith helmet,

and look like Stanley on his way to discover Livingstone, is extremely

attractive to the eye of youth! Even the gentleman who sells coals to the

liners comes on board looking for all the world like a colonial governor,

or the leader of a mission to Abyssinia. Then there is much card-playing

and a good deal of hard-drinking among “the boys,” who talk of “the

service and all that sort of thing, dontcher know,” to feed youth’s

fondness for swagger. But when the debilitating effects of the climate

and the life make themselves felt, when the novelty has gone, what a husk

remains! Lucky are the young men who escape from these rusty isles before

the rot of the place has eaten too deeply into their natures. The harbour

swarms with sharks, but the negro boys who dive for the amusement of the

passengers on the ships that put in there make light of the sharks for a

sixpence, or even for a humble penny thrown into the water.

St. Vincent gave us our last glimpse of the Old World. Its very ugliness

sent our thoughts zestfully forward to the undiscovered beauties of

the New, then so full of promise, now—but that’s a later story. It was

pleasant to hear again the long soft swish of the water running past the

vessel’s sides as she resumed her tranquil voyage into the sunset. Now

succeeded many days of idle lolling in the deck chair, watching through

the binoculars the swarms of flying fish skimming over the surface of the

ocean like tiniest aeroplanes.

Bird life in these ocean solitudes is rare, yet we not only saw several

journeying on confident wing several hundred miles from land, but for

two or three days we were forcibly reminded of “Nature red in tooth and

claw,” by witnessing a little drama in feathers. One day out from St.

Vincent a bird, about the size of a pigeon, gorgeously coloured and

sporting a plume of orange-red, alighted on the rigging of the ship,

pursued by a larger hawk-like bird. Evidently the pursuit had lasted for

a long time, as both were land birds and seemed very exhausted, for we

were now some hundreds of miles from the African coast, whence hunter and

hunted had no doubt flown. For two or three days a strange game of cross

purposes ensued, the hunted, with the skill of desperation, cleverly

selecting different positions in the rigging or on the smoke-stacks,

which offered no opportunity to the hunter to swoop down on him from

above. There were violent chasings at times around the ship, when the

essential cruelty of the Spanish emigrants was displayed in their efforts

to strike the pursued bird with all sorts of objects hurled at it as it

swept past the bows. Eventually the hawk gave up and disappeared and soon

afterward the bird of brilliant plumage took wing away.

Seldom did we sight another vessel; now and again we signalled a tramp or

a collier heading south with its cargo from Wales to be sold eventually

in Buenos Ayres at some $20 or $25 per ton—it was during the time of the

coal strike. One only of the old “wind-jammers” did we pass. In full

sail, she looked, in the blue immensity of the tranquil sea, no bigger

than a toy boat, and an object of such appropriate grace and beauty that

it was sad to think a day would come when no ship that goes by spread of

glistening sail would cross those far waters again.

Early on the sixth day out from St. Vincent, on going on deck before

breakfast we were not a little surprised to find that we were steaming

close to a long and narrow green island on which many signs of careful

cultivation were evident. In a cove the white houses of a township showed

clear and inviting in the morning air, the blue smoke curling from some

of the chimneys giving one an intense pang of home hunger. With the

binoculars it was easy to make out people going about their tasks in the

fields, others walking towards what seemed to be a signalling station.

The surprise at this sudden coming upon a bit of the habitated globe in

what, for all we had supposed the night before, was still mid-ocean, sent

us questioning to the officers of the ship. The island turned out to be

Fernando de Noroña, notable chiefly as a Brazilian penal settlement. A

Brazilian—the only one among our company—told me a story about Fernando

de Noroña which, speaking in Spanish, he considered _muy graciosa_. An

Englishman in Pernambuco killed a native in a quarrel and was sent to

the penal isle, but in the course of a year or less he was granted his

liberty, that being a matter of simple negotiation: a little influence

and a modicum of money can always save a criminal in that happy clime.

But, the Englishman, having long suffered a shrewish wife, found so much

peace in prison that he refused to quit the island and there remains.

Fernando de Noroña lies some two hundred miles off the north eastern

shoulder of Brazil, and by that token we were soon to be touching at

Pernambuco and hugging the Brazilian coast for the rest of our voyage.

One felt almost sorry that the sunny days of serene steaming over

shoreless seas were coming to an end and that presently we would be

picking up the coast of the new world. By now we had grown so used to the

companionship of the boat that we began to look forward to leaving it

with something of regret.

At Pernambuco we had our first sight of a South American town and I

should be departing widely from the truth were I to say that the “Venice

of Brazil” tugged at my heart-strings. It is a town of evil-smelling

waterways, half-finished streets, at their best no better than a London

byway, with cut-throat quarters that harbour all uncleanness. The task

of going ashore, first being lowered into a bobbing dingy by means of

a rope and basket, is attended with a sensation of nausea which the

merry assurance of the old skipper by your side as to the water being a

favourite haunt of sharks does little to counteract, especially when

his trained eye enables him, a moment or two later, to point out several

of these hunting for garbage around the ship. It is fair to say of

Pernambuco that it is undergoing transformation: the “avenida” craze has

taken root and at the time of our visit innumerable shanties were being

demolished to make way for wide avenues and new buildings.

The first sensation of crossing a great sea and making land on its

farther shore, once experienced—and it is a “thrill” that never comes

again—we sank back into the half-indifferent contemplation of the long,

indented coast line of this prodigious land of Brazil. For hundreds of

miles it is unchanging in its character of palm-fringed shores, with

great dim mountain masses inland, a soft blur of heat overhanging all.

There is plenty to suggest mystery and romance, and yet somehow beauty

is lacking. I mean the wild beauty of peak and crag which we find along

the coasts of Scotland, where the conformation is continually changing.

These mountains of Brazil have that volcanic sameness which only becomes

magnificent when you can ascend to some commanding pinnacle and look down

upon a veritable wilderness of mighty earth mounds, such as it was my

good fortune once to look upon from the tower of the ancient castle of

Polignac in the volcanic heart of France.

For many nights the tropical skies had been a revelation of stellar

glory, and often though I have gazed at the friendly skies of home on

“a beautiful clear night of stars” (to quote the haunting phrase of “R.

L. S.”), little had I imagined the glories that awaited the beholder of

the heavens in a clear tropical night. The stars appear much larger and

incomparably more brilliant than I have ever seen them in our northern

latitudes, nor do they “stud” the sky so much as hang dependent from the

dense dark blue. I had many starlight talks with the old skipper who was

travelling to a “shore job” (the dream of every sailor!) on the Pacific,

and who spoke of the stars which had guided him so long on his voyages

with that familiarity of the worthy old Scots minister “who, ye micht hae

thought, had been born and brocht up among them.” Yet I have failed on

many occasions since to rediscover the interesting relationships of the

constellations which he so clearly explained to me. I confess, however,

to a keen sense of disappointment in the much vaunted Southern Cross. It

is a lop-sided and unimpressive group of four stars.

The sight of Bahía, about one day’s steam from Pernambuco, was peculiarly

pleasing. It might have been a bit of the French or Italian Riviera, with

its rich verdure and bosky hills, while the residential suburbs looked

quite European as seen from the ship. We made no closer acquaintance than

a stay of some three hours in the beautiful bay, but I could well believe

that much that looked most alluring in the picturesque sea-front of the

town did not bear too close inspection.

Two more days brought us to Rio de Janeiro, full of expectation and

curiosity for the pearl of South America. The bay of Rio has been so

often photographed, so fully described, that any one who has read much

must have a good mental picture of the place, which fortunately squares

very neatly with the actuality. The fantastic islands of volcanic origin

which peep up through the broad waters of the bay, or impudently flaunt

their grassy cones high above sea level, in the most unexpected places,

give to Rio, as seen from the bay, an aspect that is unique. The town

spreads itself out with picturesque irregularity among the gentle valleys

that lie between the many hills, trending swiftly upward some little way

inland from the shore, the noble height of Corcovado crowning the whole

lively and diversified scene. These hills being mostly tropical in the

richness and character of their vegetation, the art of man had no great

task to transform the situation into one of the world’s most beautiful

cities.

On the whole, man has here done his work well, although it has to be

confessed that much of the architecture is paltry and all of the plaster

variety. The marine drive will match almost anything of the kind in

Europe, and the Avenida Central is admirably devised at once to beautify

the town and drain the pressing traffic of the narrower side streets. The

suburbs are also spacious and well planned, so that one could imagine

life being very pleasant here—when the weather is a little cooler than

the norm. Although the summer was supposed to be over at the time of our

visit, the atmosphere was enervating in the extreme, and even on the

breezy heights of Corcovado, to which we ascended by the funicular, and

whence one of the grandest prospects man may look upon rewarded us, we

perspired at every step. Everywhere there was the moist, oppressive smell

of the hot-house, so that one could guess what it meant to be afoot in

Rio in the summer time, if this were autumn.

[Illustration: THE NARROW STREETS OF BUENOS AYRES.

The left illustration shows Calle Florida, the busiest thoroughfare of

Buenos Ayres; the right is a bird’s-eye view of Calle San Martín, looking

towards the Plaza Hotel. These are typical main streets.]

As for living here: when we were charged twelve _milreis_ ($6.50) for

a dish of fruit that might have cost a dollar in New York, at a very

ordinary hotel, where all other charges were proportionately appalling,

we had our doubts, even granted a change of weather. One of our party

paid the equivalent of four dollars for a tooth-brush, a cake of soap, a

small tube of lanoline, and some shaving powder!

Paying an uniformed madman, who was plying for hire with a motor car, a

few thousand _reis_ (a _milreis_ or one thousand _reis_ go to 54 cents,

so that you part with them in tens of thousands in a forenoon), we drove

all around the city and the Marina at fully thirty miles an hour, turning

busy corners at that speed. I myself can claim some dexterity at the

wheel; but I confess that I sat in terror in that maniac’s car as we

sped wildly through the highways and byways of Rio. Yet he was perfectly

sane as motorists are accounted sane in that town; his performance

evoking no remark. The speed limit is, I believe, eight or ten miles an

hour, but, like all the laws of Latin America, that is laid down merely

to be ignored. The municipal authorities, however, use the bylaw as a

supplementary tax, and regularly fine all the motorists of the town, in

succession, for exceeding the limit. A well-known English resident who

owns a speedy car told me he had been fined a month before for exceeding

the limit on a certain date, when he had been on the high seas returning

from Europe. He protested, lodged his plea, and was fined all the same,

on the ground that if he did not exceed the limit that day, he had done

so in all certainty before or after.

Altogether our impressions of Rio were favourable. Every prospect pleased

us; only man was vile, and none viler than the scum that haunt the

sea-front to plunder visitors by getting them aboard their small boats

for conveyance to the liners in the bay, then, with sundry sinister

threats, endeavour (too often successfully) to make their victims

disgorge a payment large enough to purchase the boat. The gentry who ply

this trade at Naples are mild and benevolent by comparison.

About noon of the day following our stop at Rio, we were steaming up the

picturesque estuary of Santos. A Frenchman on board had promised me that

here I should see something _tout à fait original_, and much though I

had been charmed with the actual sight of Rio, so long familiar to me in

picture, the approach to Santos proved even more interesting, due perhaps

in some degree to the charm of the unknown and unexpected. There is also

a touch of romance in slowly approaching a town that lies up a river,

instead of coming upon it suddenly from the sea. A negro pilot took

command of the ship up to Santos, somewhat to the disgust of our captain,

who had never before stood by a “nigger” on the bridge and seemed none

too sure of his pilot, for he never let go the telegraph handle until his

vessel was berthed.

The country through which the river runs (it is more an arm of the sea

than a river) is undoubtedly “original,” abounding in low volcanic hills,

with abundance of verdure, broken now and then by palm groves, and swampy

flats. Here one is conscious of being in a strange land, and it is easy

to imagine with what tense interest and straining eyes the first bold

adventurers sailed up this narrow and beautiful water-way to found the

city that has become the second port of Brazil. The city itself stretches

by the riverside around the foot of a great green hill, disfigured by a

monstrous advertisement announcing to adventurers of a different kind and

a later day that somebody’s biscuits are the best! A considerable part of

the town lies on land that still looks suspiciously swampy and used to be

an ideal haunt of Yellow Jack, though I was told that to-day it would be

difficult to find a healthier spot. That may be so, but I think I could

succeed if I tried very hard. As for the town itself, a short ramble

revealed one of the deadest and most uninteresting cities it has been my

lot to see, and I gladly returned to the friendly shelter of the ship

and the livelier locality of the quayside, where were congregated many

vessels from British, American, and Continental ports.

Two days more and we found ourselves at anchor in the roads outside

Montevideo, which presents a most engaging picture from the sea, the town

covering a lumpy tongue of land that juts seaward with a rocky short,

rambling inland in many directions and along the bay, which culminates in

the conical mass known as the Cerro, crowned by an antique fortress and

a modern light-house. At night, when the myriad electric lamps are lit,

the light-house on the Cerro throwing its broad and regular beams athwart

the bay, innumerable red and green lights blinking on the buoys in the

harbour, much flitting of motor launches and brightly illuminated liners

lying at anchor, there is no scene I know that better suggests one’s

juvenile fancies of Fairyland.

The town itself delighted us, seen in generous sunshine, with refreshing

breezes blowing from the sea, which at first sight, as we pass along the

streets, seems completely to enclose it. But as I shall have something to

say of my later stay in the Uruguayan capital, I shall not occupy myself

with it further at the moment.

We bade good-bye to the ship that had been our most pleasant abode for

so many days and made our first acquaintance with things Argentine by

transferring ourselves to a musty, ill-managed river-steamer, on which

the crudest elements of courtesy had still to be acquired by officials

and stewards, who were all too conscious of being employed by a firm

which then monopolised the river trade.

Still, although we realised what a change for the worse we had made in

transhipping, we comforted ourselves with the knowledge that to-morrow

we should awaken in the port of Buenos Ayres; in that genial land of

sunshine to which we had so long looked forward with eager anticipation.

The passage up the river—which, seaward of Montevideo, is some 150

miles in width, narrowing suddenly to sixty opposite the city, and to

the eye has no farther shore, so that only the discolouration of the

water distinguishes river from sea—was made in the roughest weather we

had experienced, the steamer tossing like a cork and its paddle wheels

beating the waves with feeble irregularity.

It was an early autumn morning when we walked off the gangway at the

Dársena Sud to endure the pain of getting our belongings through the

customs, an operation apparently regulated by the shipping authorities

after studying all the worst methods in vogue, selecting the worst

features of each, and combining these into a system that is the acme of

inefficiency. Moreover, the wind bit as shrewdly this autumn morning as

on a midwinter’s day in New York, and, believing in this land of sunshine

with a simple faith that had yet to suffer rudest shocks, we stood there

an hour or more, clothed for summer, chattering with cold.

But we were actually in Buenos Ayres, and soon all the marvels of that

wonderful city, that “Paris of South America,” as Argentines who have

never been to Europe are fond of describing it, were to reveal themselves

to us starveling voyagers who knew nothing better than the Paris of

France.

_Vamos a ver_, as they say in Buenos Ayres.

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