OUR COLOSSAL ARRANGEMENTS.

One of the most appalling scandals of modern times is the disgraceful

suppression by the Ginger-beer Press of news relating to the state of

affairs in the Isle of Wight. For some weeks we have not flinched

from filling our columns with picturesque accounts of the epoch-making

events taking place there; and yet the Ginger-beer Press has cruelly

put off its readers with the scantiest details, or else refrained from

any sort of reference. We make our protest all the more vigorously

because many of those readers have been driven to read our own journal

in preference to the erroneous and misleading sheets to which we have

referred.

This distressing state of things has forced us to make the fullest

arrangements for a constant stream of news to be supplied from our

branch offices at Ventnor, Totland Bay, the Needles, and other points

of the Island. We have despatched a huge staff of world-famous war

correspondents, descriptive writers, poets, photographers, Royal

Academy artists, gallopers, commissariat officers, and trained

bloodhounds. Field kitchens, field wireless equipment, and field

glasses are included among their impedimenta, and no single message

will be printed in our pages that has not been sent in some other

way than through the ordinary channels of the post, telephone and

telegraph. Each member of this army of artists, litterateurs and

tacticians possesses a hip pocket, fully loaded, two pairs of puttees,

a compass and a wrist watch.

Every day scores of women and children are leaving the Isle of Wight

for the mainland. Gunboats and cruisers are passing and repassing

before its shores, by order of the Admiralty; strong, silent men are

doggedly pursuing the business they have in hand. In the very heart

of the island some of the flower of the youth of our country is

being trained in the art of naval warfare, while the thunders of

gun-practice are heard every hour around the coast. Yet, search where

you will in the Ginger-beer Press during the last few weeks, you will

find practically no reference to these things.

We implore our readers, on the highest patriotic grounds, to inform

the few remaining adherents of the Ginger-beer Press that if they

desire the Truth it can be found only in our pages.

We have the pleasure of printing below the first of the astonishing

articles which have been sent already from our Expeditionary Staff:--

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 29, 1914 · 第 9 / 39 题