DECEMBER.

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The most elegant and appropriate objects will be suggested by

advertising shopkeepers as Christmas presents.

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An enthusiast for the manners and customs of his ancestors will burn the

Yule Log.

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An individual of great mechanical acquirements will fairly earn the

200_l._ offered by Messrs. Chubb, as a prize to any one who will open

one of their patent locks.

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At last Winkinson has taken his passage, and got his luggage on board.

The ship starts at half-past four in the morning. This, however, is no

reason why he should not enjoy a parting glass with his friends, who

have come down from London on purpose to see him off.

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All things considered, Winkinson is very comfortable where he is, and

doesn't think he'll go.

[Illustration:

ON THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER, A GROSS INSULT WILL BE OFFERED TO A

GENTLEMAN SUFFERING FROM INFLUENZA.

_Servant Girl_ (_loq._) "If you please, sir, here's some boys at the

door want to know if you'll be good enough to remember the poor

Guy."

]

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