TABLE OF THE PROBABLE DURATION OF LIFE.

(_The number 20 being taken as representing the chance

of living longest_).

Vegetarian 5

Fox-hunter 15

Soldier in the Line 9

Guardsman 19¾

Railway Traveller 12

Ditto, on the Midland Counties' Railway 1¼

_Habitué_ of the Legitimate Drama ¼

Husband of a "Bloomer" (_unless he runs away from her_) 1

Member of Parliament 15

Reader of Parliamentary Debates 5

Reader of the _Comic Almanack_[9] 20

Footnote 9:

NOTE.—If a purchaser also, the chance is enormously increased, and,

for all practical purposes, may be regarded as a certainty.—PUBLISHER.

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