OCTOBER.

The harvest is gathered, and the barns are full. The best month for

brewing—domestic storms and natural convulsions brewing as well as

porter. Get all you can out of your friends. Make love to pretty women

with money. If you go to California take care you don't dig up brass for

gold. Take heed, the world will come to an end some day; pay your rent

if you are obliged—not otherwise. Avoid breaking your leg in three

places, five of your ribs, putting your collar-bone out, and fracturing

your skull.

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